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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #270 on: July 01, 2018, 03:53:21 AM »
Speaking of pits, I just seen some of this girls fast food taste test vids, and there's always this point where she acknowledges that her hair is down and need to put it up, like, "oop, my hair is down... need to put it up, guys!." I swear, I think she just wants to low-key show off her perfect underarms to some of her kink fans.
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Your welcome, you kinked up, freaky animals!

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #271 on: July 04, 2018, 11:32:56 AM »
ive always enjoyed a MMF threesome with a guy thats willing to go the extra mile.

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #272 on: July 06, 2018, 10:19:51 PM »
what are you stroking to tonight?

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #273 on: July 17, 2018, 12:37:53 PM »
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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #274 on: July 17, 2018, 10:53:45 PM »

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #275 on: February 26, 2019, 05:22:16 PM »
Bring this thread back honestly

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #276 on: February 26, 2019, 05:37:25 PM »
I back this thread. I've got nothing to add though, except this under appreciated jam.


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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #277 on: February 26, 2019, 06:23:47 PM »
Mines pretty vanilla, but I've been into really tall women lately. I'll work in a retirement community sometimes where one of the caregivers is a 7' Australian woman who likes to hug everyone. It feels nice to be the little spoon sometimes.

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #278 on: February 26, 2019, 06:55:46 PM »
It feels nice to be the little spoon sometimes.

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #279 on: February 26, 2019, 07:11:36 PM »
I back this thread. I've got nothing to add though, except this under appreciated jam.



one of the first albums I bought on vinyl. but I never really amassed a collection after that. it’s not from their most popular era but I really like it. that was a weird time in music when established artists like bob dylan, roy orbison, the rolling stones and the kinks were being influenced by punk and 80s music. muswell hillbillies is awesome too.

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #280 on: February 26, 2019, 07:55:08 PM »
I saw this movie a few days ago.

I really liked it, quite kinky.

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #281 on: February 27, 2019, 07:06:30 AM »
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one of the first albums I bought on vinyl. but I never really amassed a collection after that. it’s not from their most popular era but I really like it. that was a weird time in music when established artists like bob dylan, roy orbison, the rolling stones and the kinks were being influenced by punk and 80s music. muswell hillbillies is awesome too.



late 70's/early 80's kinks is honestly a great era of the band. muswell hillbillies is great too.



shalom.

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #282 on: February 27, 2019, 08:02:50 AM »

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #283 on: February 27, 2019, 12:10:22 PM »

Arthur is definitely the best but that whole period is amazing and still sorta slept on.


That one's a ripper. I hear it in a darkened PA gas station off the interstate while driving home for Xmas and it fucked me up.

I hate giving this shit away but wtf here goes. Someone should really use Come Dancing in an edit.

Mines pretty vanilla, but I've been into really tall women lately. I'll work in a retirement community sometimes where one of the caregivers is a 7' Australian woman who likes to hug everyone. It feels nice to be the little spoon sometimes.

She sounds nice  :)
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them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #284 on: April 21, 2019, 11:56:35 PM »
I used to date Dave Davies's current bird. She was freaky as hell (she makes a brief appearance in the Crumb documentary).

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #285 on: April 22, 2019, 01:21:51 PM »
Well, let's give Dave some appreciation then!




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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #286 on: April 22, 2019, 01:31:28 PM »
I have no Kinks, everything turns me on.
If I stub my toe too hard I cum in my pants
I have bad taste and I smell like fetta cheese


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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #287 on: April 22, 2019, 05:59:22 PM »
The gasam
hopefully ty evans was there to film him laying on the ground in HD

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #288 on: April 22, 2019, 07:13:06 PM »
I've jerked to so much different porn that sometimes I have to go back to vanilla stuff for it to feel exotic. I gotta see me some of that freaky ass missionary where the participants are underneath the sheets. I'm talking real sick shit.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #289 on: April 23, 2019, 02:34:36 AM »
a while back (2014/2015 maybe) i was fucking with this girl who was into some light bdsm shit just average choking slapping spitting etc just borderline rough stuff which was a good time. we reconciled in 2018 and she was full blown tie me up cut me with a knife suffocate me etc but the one part that got me was the whole rape play/fantasy thing. how do you differentiate between rape play and actual non consensual acts ie when does the border cross between it being a fantasy/roleplayed scenario vs actual rape. i get that you'd probably plan it out in advance but it always seemed like there'd be too many variables that could end up with a charge.

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #290 on: April 23, 2019, 06:45:09 AM »
Safe words usually get set to avoid crossing that boundary, but even then who knows.

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #291 on: April 23, 2019, 06:47:09 AM »
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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #292 on: April 23, 2019, 06:53:30 AM »
I have no Kinks, everything turns me on.
If I stub my toe too hard I cum in my pants

the world is your kink
hopefully ty evans was there to film him laying on the ground in HD

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #293 on: April 24, 2019, 09:31:08 AM »
Decided to try writing erotic fiction. Cranked out a 5,000 word story in a day while pretending to do my actual job. If I get four more stories of that length I will put them on Amazon and see if i can get a few bucks or something.

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #294 on: April 25, 2019, 08:51:27 AM »
Decided to try writing erotic fiction. Cranked out a 5,000 word story in a day while pretending to do my actual job. If I get four more stories of that length I will put them on Amazon and see if i can get a few bucks or something.

what is your real job that you ignored to write this?
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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #295 on: April 25, 2019, 11:41:39 AM »
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Decided to try writing erotic fiction. Cranked out a 5,000 word story in a day while pretending to do my actual job. If I get four more stories of that length I will put them on Amazon and see if i can get a few bucks or something.
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them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #296 on: April 25, 2019, 01:00:56 PM »
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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #297 on: April 25, 2019, 02:36:19 PM »
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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #298 on: April 25, 2019, 02:59:01 PM »
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Decided to try writing erotic fiction. Cranked out a 5,000 word story in a day while pretending to do my actual job. If I get four more stories of that length I will put them on Amazon and see if i can get a few bucks or something.
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what is your real job that you ignored to write this?
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Re: Kink thread
« Reply #299 on: April 26, 2019, 10:54:47 AM »
Women who have cigarette smell on their breath, I just find it so sleazy and hot.
Getting head from a chick with red lipstick that smears.
My and my fiance's 300+ porn DVD collection.
Carmella Bing.