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Skaters that are totally clueless
« on: March 11, 2018, 11:27:15 AM »
Yuto Horigome - the most insane tricks with sadly zero personality, because if he really wanted to make it, he would hopefully realize that it's important to have some
Ben Hatchell - nobody ever saw an kickflip stalefish and thought "I'm feeling that"
Jagger Eaton - his push makes me vomit, also seems to perceive skating switch solely as a way to score higher in contests

Anyone who got Weck'd and took it way too seriously (Danny Way)

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2018, 11:53:07 AM »
jagger had the ugliest fakie revert and push in his tampa pro line, his style seemed somewhat forced as well. like on some fake arm shit.

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2018, 11:55:01 AM »
all youtube pros

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2018, 11:57:56 AM »
it’s the olympics era of skateboarding now. all your concerns about style, culture, and personality off the board are moot.

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2018, 11:59:44 AM »
Jagger Eaton

fuck him, he's one year younger than me but skates like i would want to when i was 12
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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2018, 12:03:36 PM »
Jagger Eaton - his push makes me vomit, also seems to perceive skating switch solely as a way to score higher in contests
This is pretty much the opposite of being clueless.

Kid does have an awkward push, though.

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2018, 12:23:59 PM »
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Jagger Eaton - his push makes me vomit, also seems to perceive skating switch solely as a way to score higher in contests
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This is pretty much the opposite of being clueless.

Kid does have an awkward push, though.
You don't learn how to push on a megaramp

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2018, 01:42:03 PM »
Pretty much every skater that isn't relevant or marketable anymore that can't take the hint that they need to move on and work a 9-5.

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2018, 03:08:41 PM »
I think part of the reason Yuto doesn't really seem to have a personality is the language barrier.

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2018, 03:12:08 PM »
I think part of the reason Yuto doesn't really seem to have a personality is the language barrier.

It's only a matter of time before Weiss gets him drunk and does a naked 540 in front of him.

Then he has two choices...

1)let loose and form a personality
2)vanish completely in pure disgust of Weiss and blind in general
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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2018, 04:12:38 PM »
I think part of the reason Yuto doesn't really seem to have a personality is the language barrier.
this! hard to really judge someone off of their 2nd language "personality"

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2018, 04:51:33 PM »
I'd say most skaters are pretty clueless.

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2018, 05:23:49 PM »
Anyone who rides for a dwindle brand

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2018, 05:42:58 PM »
Anyone who rides for a dwindle brand

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2018, 10:13:33 PM »
Yuto was quoted saying,  "Fuck second place" after not winning Phx AM

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2018, 10:30:42 PM »
Pat Burke, in a good way. That guy has absolutely no idea what's going on.

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2018, 11:17:57 PM »
I don't think I'd call these people clueless, although I don't care for their footage or how they approach skating (at least Yuto and Jagger Eaton).

I agree with Pat Burke as clueless in a good way. I'd add Evan Smith and Nick Trapasso to that list.

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2018, 12:12:16 AM »

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2018, 12:15:21 AM »
I don't think I'd call these people clueless, although I don't care for their footage or how they approach skating (at least Yuto and Jagger Eaton).

I agree with Pat Burke as clueless in a good way. I'd add Evan Smith and Nick Trapasso to that list.
I always thought that more akin to childlike innocence, wonder, and naivity to the "normal world" than being clueless, cause they all def rip and at one point at least had the culture at large in the palm of their hands. That ain't clueless.

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2018, 12:20:48 AM »
The "cool guys".

Oh, you hang around with losers from Vice and do everything ironically? How fucking unique...

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2018, 12:43:36 AM »
Yuto Horigome - the most insane tricks with sadly zero personality, because if he really wanted to make it, he would hopefully realize that it's important to have some


He doesn't speak English well, I think he only started trying to speak English recently. He's also really young, like 18 or 19? Give him some time, I've seen him filming with the Tightbooth crew on insta recently (probably some footage for LENZIII), also seen him skate in person in Tokyo like 2 years ago and he might just be the most consistent skater I've ever seen.

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2018, 12:47:00 AM »
Yuto was quoted saying,  "Fuck second place" after not winning Phx AM

yes... I've been waiting for someone else to chuck a "kurtis"


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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2018, 01:49:42 AM »
Joslin doesn't seem like the sharpest tool in the shed. Same for Anthony Shetler, seems like he's in his own world compared to the rest of skating.

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2018, 02:17:30 AM »
Joslin doesn't seem like the sharpest tool in the shed. Same for Anthony Shetler, seems like he's in his own world compared to the rest of skating.

isn't joslin a crackbaby or something

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #25 on: March 12, 2018, 02:22:23 AM »
D LOY

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #26 on: March 12, 2018, 03:14:07 AM »
That fuckin dude from shepdawgz

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #27 on: March 12, 2018, 04:20:13 AM »
Tom Penny. In the best possible way.

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #28 on: March 12, 2018, 04:36:08 AM »
Crailtap; four star is the next brand to be sold, while girl and chocolate slowly fade to black.

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #29 on: March 12, 2018, 05:09:57 AM »
No Shane Oneill yet.