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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #60 on: March 12, 2018, 04:47:37 PM »
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Yuto was quoted saying,  "Fuck second place" after not winning Phx AM
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yes... I've been waiting for someone else to chuck a "kurtis"
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It was Austin Seaholm, not Kurtis.

And I’ll echo the sentiment that the Yuto comment is out of place.

ahh Austin Seaholm... how the hell did I confuse him with Kurtis... oh well

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #61 on: March 13, 2018, 05:14:58 AM »
clark hasssler was pretty sick, and as louie barletta once said ''he does what he does''.

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #62 on: March 13, 2018, 05:44:36 AM »
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People registering to defend Scientology and Ben Hatchell. What a time to be alive.
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What the fuck is up with Hatchell now, he fucking shredded in his prime (assuming he's not anymore). A long time ago, Zero came through for a demo and Ben obliterated our local park. I'm talking McTwist on a vert wall where simply hitting the coping was considered gnarly for a local.

Didn't know he did a McTwist on the vert wall at your local skatepark. I stand corrected.

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #63 on: March 13, 2018, 05:53:05 AM »
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People registering to defend Scientology and Ben Hatchell. What a time to be alive.
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What the fuck is up with Hatchell now, he fucking shredded in his prime (assuming he's not anymore). A long time ago, Zero came through for a demo and Ben obliterated our local park. I'm talking McTwist on a vert wall where simply hitting the coping was considered gnarly for a local.

He had a pro model for Powell come out not too long ago. Just skated the bowl jam at Tampa Pro. 

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #64 on: March 13, 2018, 08:51:38 AM »
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I think part of the reason Yuto doesn't really seem to have a personality is the language barrier.
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this! hard to really judge someone off of their 2nd language "personality"

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #65 on: March 13, 2018, 09:24:20 AM »
Trevor Colden.
You have to talk real slow around this guy.

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #66 on: March 13, 2018, 09:53:59 AM »
Chris Cole never seemed to get a grasp on dressing himself.

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #67 on: March 13, 2018, 10:26:42 AM »
Chris Cole never seemed to get a grasp on dressing himself.
he's rocking emo bands shirts now... Wtf

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #68 on: March 13, 2018, 11:43:03 AM »
I was going to say Doug Brown but then realized he's actually got a lot of clues.

If you read his book like I did you'll know and then you can call his clues your own.

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #69 on: March 13, 2018, 11:52:18 AM »
After recently getting into The Nine Club, I've been surprised that the guests on pretty much every episode I've watched were decently intelligent & well-spoken dudes!

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #70 on: March 13, 2018, 01:28:40 PM »
It's good to know your roots.
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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #71 on: March 13, 2018, 08:57:43 PM »
tony hawk and kelly slater
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #72 on: March 13, 2018, 09:06:36 PM »

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #73 on: March 13, 2018, 09:17:15 PM »
Same for Anthony Shetler, seems like he's in his own world compared to the rest of skating.

Shetler was literally on tour with World and engaged in a youtube argument with a friend of mine.
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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #74 on: March 14, 2018, 07:04:16 AM »
more heaven-cruise than hell-ride.

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #75 on: March 14, 2018, 07:09:34 AM »
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Same for Anthony Shetler, seems like he's in his own world compared to the rest of skating.
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Shetler was literally on tour with World and engaged in a youtube argument with a friend of mine.

Sounds phenomenal, do you have any screen shots? I’m a sucker for watching train wrecks...
At least when you're a washed-out hipster douchebag in NY, you can milk it at some decent looking, hard to skate spots. In LA you're just a tan-lined faggot in a school yard somewhere.

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #76 on: March 14, 2018, 08:07:21 AM »
literally
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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #77 on: July 28, 2022, 07:22:54 AM »
Pretty much every skater that isn't relevant or marketable anymore that can't take the hint that they need to move on and work a 9-5.
Bringing this topic back, because of Theotis thread, yeah I liked his skating. However lose lil Wayne and his goofy ass and we’re good.
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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #78 on: August 18, 2022, 05:02:49 AM »
I'd argue every one of yall mothafuckas is clueless.
 What's G.D.P? What's an A.P.U? What were the Abraham Accords? Did Covid come from bats? What is a woman? What is biology?
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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #79 on: August 18, 2022, 05:10:12 AM »
it’s the olympics era of skateboarding now. all your concerns about style, culture, and personality off the board are moot.

Makes the people who are actually cool, that much cooler.

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #80 on: August 18, 2022, 05:19:25 AM »
I'd argue every one of yall mothafuckas is clueless.
 What's G.D.P? What's an A.P.U? What were the Abraham Accords? Did Covid come from bats? What is a woman? What is biology?

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #81 on: August 18, 2022, 07:35:48 AM »
rather be clueless like joslin and yuto than fake like berle and jagger

if you knew anything about the very mild mannerisms of japanese people and culture of refined excellence, you wouldnt have these criticism, he wore a $300 moncler mask for his ender

is westgate clueless? does staying in your own lane make you clueless? gx is clueless for not calling out there skaters for sus behaviour ?

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #82 on: August 18, 2022, 07:42:58 AM »
rather be clueless like joslin and yuto than fake like berle and jagger

if you knew anything about the very mild mannerisms of japanese people and culture of refined excellence, you wouldnt have these criticism, he wore a $300 moncler mask for his ender

is westgate clueless? does staying in your own lane make you clueless? gx is clueless for not calling out there skaters for sus behaviour ?


Correct. Fuck gx jock bullies...clueless
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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #83 on: August 18, 2022, 09:05:02 AM »
I'd argue every one of yall mothafuckas is clueless.
 What's G.D.P? What's an A.P.U? What were the Abraham Accords? Did Covid come from bats? What is a woman? What is biology?

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #84 on: August 18, 2022, 09:15:32 AM »
rather be clueless like joslin and yuto than fake like berle and jagger

if you knew anything about the very mild mannerisms of japanese people and culture of refined excellence, you wouldnt have these criticism, he wore a $300 moncler mask for his ender

is westgate clueless? does staying in your own lane make you clueless? gx is clueless for not calling out there skaters for sus behaviour ?

Westgate is definitely not clueless. He knows that you have to put in work to accomplish things in life.
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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #85 on: August 18, 2022, 09:54:40 AM »

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #86 on: August 18, 2022, 10:10:21 AM »
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Chris Cole never seemed to get a grasp on dressing himself.
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he's rocking emo bands shirts now... Wtf

Man I hate to be that guy but he wears metalcore band shirts not emo bands. I don’t like Metalcore but I would never lump in with emo.
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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #87 on: August 18, 2022, 10:22:11 AM »
I think omar hassan has hit his head one too many times.

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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #88 on: August 18, 2022, 10:36:33 AM »
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Re: Skaters that are totally clueless
« Reply #89 on: August 18, 2022, 04:54:48 PM »
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rather be clueless like joslin and yuto than fake like berle and jagger

if you knew anything about the very mild mannerisms of japanese people and culture of refined excellence, you wouldnt have these criticism, he wore a $300 moncler mask for his ender

is westgate clueless? does staying in your own lane make you clueless? gx is clueless for not calling out there skaters for sus behaviour ?
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Westgate is definitely not clueless. He knows that you have to put in work to accomplish things in life.

Yes, Westgate is far from someone I could call clueless. He seems to have this whole skate career thing figured out pretty well and on his own terms. Plus he already has another business that he could transition into full time once he desires to retire from skating. Has anyone ever done it better than Westgate??