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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2018, 07:35:13 AM »
'spect.

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2018, 07:37:59 AM »
ya dig?

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2018, 07:38:43 AM »
well i'm sold where do i sign up, Thetis?

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2018, 07:51:38 AM »
Enseñame las Thetis

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2018, 07:56:27 AM »
Ehm.. sounds either silly, like a scam, robbery, or all three.

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2018, 08:26:01 AM »
Between his willingness to believe everybody is good and his willingness to sell out to whoever he can, this is no real surprise
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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2018, 08:44:16 AM »
So he wants to fund who???

Drug dealers with a good credit score? That's how it sounded to me anyhow.

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2018, 08:46:58 AM »
Ehm.. sounds either silly, like a scam, robbery, or all three THEE

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2018, 09:04:55 AM »
Welp Theotis is broke

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2018, 09:06:35 AM »
this is vile, i thought you could live on Nike checks
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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2018, 09:09:30 AM »
didn't he buy a Bentley or some other outrageously expensive car

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2018, 09:27:27 AM »
I'm not so sure I belee dat.

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2018, 09:32:54 AM »
I'm not so sure I belee dat.

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2018, 09:40:04 AM »
Shocked there isn't some skate crypto-currency yet
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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2018, 09:41:01 AM »
didn't he buy a Bentley or some other outrageously expensive car
Plus a "MTN Dew" chain and maybe a couple others..

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2018, 09:44:47 AM »

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2018, 10:09:25 AM »
Young money loan money

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2018, 10:21:32 AM »
It all sounded perfectly scripted until he added the "Ya dig, Young Money" at the end.

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #20 on: March 19, 2018, 10:33:43 AM »
Shocked there isn't some skate crypto-currency yet

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2018, 10:43:11 AM »
You can tell when the copy he was readying moved to a new line, dude would pause mid sentence.  That was hard to watch.

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #23 on: March 19, 2018, 11:43:38 AM »
when something seems too good to be true, it probably is.

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #24 on: March 19, 2018, 11:52:00 AM »
when something seems too good to be true, it probably is.

Agreed. But this doesn't even sound good in any way shape or form
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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #25 on: March 19, 2018, 11:56:49 AM »
Why thee thee Trina finesse of insta?? Shheit that sound like a deal though you know I'm finnna sign up. Ima sell yo house babyy

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #26 on: March 19, 2018, 12:23:07 PM »
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when something seems too good to be true, it probably is.
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Agreed. But this doesn't even sound good in any way shape or form
no, it does not seem good to a slightly rational mind like yourself or I , sadly many people out there will look at this like its "free money"

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #27 on: March 19, 2018, 01:39:47 PM »
It all sounded perfectly scripted until he added the "Ya dig, Young Money" at the end.

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #28 on: March 19, 2018, 01:47:34 PM »
Thetis Bentley on the financial shark program

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #29 on: March 19, 2018, 01:48:54 PM »
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when something seems too good to be true, it probably is.
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Agreed. But this doesn't even sound good in any way shape or form
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no, it does not seem good to a slightly rational mind like yourself or I , sadly many people out there will look at this like its "free money"

For Theotis, yes.

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