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Re: Things You Don't "Get" (Old Man Rant) Thread
« Reply #210 on: July 01, 2018, 07:53:59 PM »
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I have a young kid and will straight tell a smoker he’s a dick if they light up near him.
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let's unite through our common hate!
I don't even think shit for brains gets what this thread is about anyway...

Yeah it's about crying when somebody doesn't share your view

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« Reply #211 on: July 01, 2018, 08:34:27 PM »
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I have a young kid and will straight tell a smoker he’s a dick if they light up near him.
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let's unite through our common hate!
I don't even think shit for brains gets what this thread is about anyway...
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Yeah it's about crying when somebody doesn't share your view
Oh, you...


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« Reply #212 on: July 01, 2018, 09:57:42 PM »
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I have a young kid and will straight tell a smoker he’s a dick if they light up near him.
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let's unite through our common hate!
I don't even think shit for brains gets what this thread is about anyway...
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Yeah it's about crying when somebody doesn't share your view
well it's a place where you can rant without judgment, some shit just grinds certain people's gears, not everyone has to get it. You're also free to ignore the thread ;)

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Things You Don't "Get" (Old Man Rant) Thread
« Reply #213 on: July 02, 2018, 12:22:55 AM »
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I don't get why a stranger would ever think I give a fuck about their kid
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Nobody’s asking you to give a fuck about someone’s kid. It’s just being fucking polite in a public space. You too punk rock for that or what?
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I don't smoke DAD and "I have a young kid here..." means that you want strangers to give a fuck about your kid. If I'm farting on the sidewalk and it just so happens your kid passes by as I do it, they're catching a fart. Welcome to Erf.
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Passing someone on the street isn’t what I’m talking about. Thanks for chiming in to let everyone know how much you don’t care though.
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Oh I didn't know you just wanted to hear your own thoughts repeated back to you my bad you special person you
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and that’s a win for Shit for Brains.

No. Any decent adult should give a fuck about kids. It's common sense. Yeah it's a boring dad statement, but it's still true. Farts are okay though!!

shit_for_brains

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Re: Things You Don't "Get" (Old Man Rant) Thread
« Reply #214 on: July 02, 2018, 04:22:36 AM »
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I have a young kid and will straight tell a smoker he’s a dick if they light up near him.
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let's unite through our common hate!
I don't even think shit for brains gets what this thread is about anyway...
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Yeah it's about crying when somebody doesn't share your view
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well it's a place where you can rant without judgment, some shit just grinds certain people's gears, not everyone has to get it. You're also free to ignore the thread ;)

Unless I disagree with you.


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Re: Things You Don't "Get" (Old Man Rant) Thread
« Reply #215 on: July 02, 2018, 04:23:27 AM »
and fuck your kids if I had one wish I'd Thanos them right outta here on their birthdays

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Re: Things You Don't "Get" (Old Man Rant) Thread
« Reply #216 on: July 02, 2018, 07:40:02 AM »
Speaking of birthdays, can we just stop with them?

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« Reply #217 on: July 02, 2018, 09:07:23 AM »
Speaking of birthdays, can we just stop with them?

im fine with them stopping between 21 and 80. decade markers are fine, but the rest is nothing anyone needs to be excited for.

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« Reply #218 on: July 02, 2018, 12:35:46 PM »
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Speaking of birthdays, can we just stop with them?
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im fine with them stopping between 21 and 80. decade markers are fine, but the rest is nothing anyone needs to be excited for.
So I shouldn't have a huge 34th bday party this fall? Fuck.

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Things You Don't "Get" (Old Man Rant) Thread
« Reply #219 on: July 02, 2018, 01:18:14 PM »
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Speaking of birthdays, can we just stop with them?
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im fine with them stopping between 21 and 80. decade markers are fine, but the rest is nothing anyone needs to be excited for.
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So I shouldn't have a huge 34th bday party this fall? Fuck.
Can I come?

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Re: Things You Don't "Get" (Old Man Rant) Thread
« Reply #220 on: July 02, 2018, 02:11:28 PM »
I don't celebrate bdays, but you should at least remember them.

I got held at the US boarder for 12 hours after they asked how old I was and I hesitated hahaha
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Re: Things You Don't "Get" (Old Man Rant) Thread
« Reply #221 on: July 02, 2018, 02:42:14 PM »
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Speaking of birthdays, can we just stop with them?
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im fine with them stopping between 21 and 80. decade markers are fine, but the rest is nothing anyone needs to be excited for.
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So I shouldn't have a huge 34th bday party this fall? Fuck.
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Can I come?
Get a plane ticket for late October,its gonna be a red curb party!

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

shit_for_brains

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Re: Things You Don't "Get" (Old Man Rant) Thread
« Reply #222 on: July 02, 2018, 03:23:26 PM »
A 34 year old man is one of the least important things in the world

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Re: Things You Don't "Get" (Old Man Rant) Thread
« Reply #223 on: July 02, 2018, 03:38:50 PM »
A 34 year old man is one of the least important things in the world
My mom doesn't think so. I was going to invite you, but looks like that invite got lost,fucker.

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Things You Don't "Get" (Old Man Rant) Thread
« Reply #224 on: July 02, 2018, 04:27:49 PM »
A 34 year old man is one of the least important things in the world
I read all your posts as Heath Ledger Joker memes now, shit's wild.

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Re: Things You Don't "Get" (Old Man Rant) Thread
« Reply #225 on: July 02, 2018, 04:31:05 PM »

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Re: Things You Don't "Get" (Old Man Rant) Thread
« Reply #226 on: July 02, 2018, 05:02:09 PM »

this is the greatest bday card yet.

I read SFBs posts in a Buckcherry singing voice since he has stated before they have a resemblance

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Things You Don't "Get" (Old Man Rant) Thread
« Reply #227 on: July 02, 2018, 05:18:36 PM »
Unless I disagree with you.
you do you shit for brains
if that's really your beef then continue to not give a shit about other people's children I guess?
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Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Things You Don't "Get" (Old Man Rant) Thread
« Reply #228 on: July 03, 2018, 07:52:46 AM »
If you think I'm going to respond to Joker memes, use of "edgy", or GISM whatsoever then you guys are dumb enough to think having a kid makes you special.

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Re: Things You Don't "Get" (Old Man Rant) Thread
« Reply #229 on: July 03, 2018, 08:02:04 AM »
i'm only responding to tell you i'm not gonna respond to you.


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Re: Things You Don't "Get" (Old Man Rant) Thread
« Reply #230 on: July 03, 2018, 08:08:28 AM »
i'm only responding to tell you i'm not gonna respond to you.

You usually only respond to say you aren't racist but...

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Re: Things You Don't "Get" (Old Man Rant) Thread
« Reply #231 on: July 03, 2018, 05:35:25 PM »
If you think I'm going to respond to Joker memes, use of "edgy", or GISM whatsoever then you guys are dumb enough to think having a kid makes you special.
but you'll still post in my thread yeah?

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Things You Don't "Get" (Old Man Rant) Thread
« Reply #232 on: July 03, 2018, 06:58:20 PM »
I don't celebrate bdays, but you should at least remember them.

I got held at the US boarder for 12 hours after they asked how old I was and I hesitated hahaha

The US federation of boarders held you for twelve hours? Were you pushing mongo?

And what 34 year old has enough time in between changing their adult diapers to post on slap?
I was standing staring at the world, and I still can't see it

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Re: Things You Don't "Get" (Old Man Rant) Thread
« Reply #233 on: July 03, 2018, 07:54:50 PM »
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I don't celebrate bdays, but you should at least remember them.

I got held at the US boarder for 12 hours after they asked how old I was and I hesitated hahaha
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The US federation of boarders held you for twelve hours? Were you pushing mongo?

And what 34 year old has enough time in between changing their adult diapers to post on slap?

No, 911 just happened and security was tight as fuck
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Re: Things You Don't "Get" (Old Man Rant) Thread
« Reply #234 on: July 04, 2018, 12:06:51 PM »
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A 34 year old man is one of the least important things in the world
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My mom doesn't think so. I was going to invite you, but looks like that invite got lost,fucker.

Shots fired.

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Re: Things You Don't "Get" (Old Man Rant) Thread
« Reply #235 on: July 04, 2018, 02:07:05 PM »
definite old man thing ‘cause I liked them as a kid: fireworks. I hate them now mostly ‘cause they scare the shit out of my dog and they’re pointless and annoying.

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« Reply #236 on: July 04, 2018, 02:12:34 PM »
definite old man thing ‘cause I liked them as a kid: fireworks. I hate them now mostly ‘cause they scare the shit out of my dog and they’re pointless and annoying.

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« Reply #237 on: July 05, 2018, 08:12:36 AM »
definite old man thing ‘cause I liked them as a kid: fireworks. I hate them now mostly ‘cause they scare the shit out of my dog and they’re pointless and annoying.
They make silent ones now. Sweden banned the ones that go bang.

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Re: Things You Don't "Get" (Old Man Rant) Thread
« Reply #238 on: July 05, 2018, 08:29:31 AM »
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definite old man thing ‘cause I liked them as a kid: fireworks. I hate them now mostly ‘cause they scare the shit out of my dog and they’re pointless and annoying.
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They make silent ones now. Sweden banned the ones that go bang.

Some cities in America are passing ordinances (not ordnance) that ban fireworks. I don’t mind that but a lot of people think it’s an unAmerican commie plot.

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« Reply #239 on: July 05, 2018, 08:55:03 AM »
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definite old man thing ‘cause I liked them as a kid: fireworks. I hate them now mostly ‘cause they scare the shit out of my dog and they’re pointless and annoying.
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They make silent ones now. Sweden banned the ones that go bang.
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Some cities in America are passing ordinances (not ordnance) that ban fireworks. I don’t mind that but a lot of people think it’s an unAmerican commie plot.
fireworks are banned mad places. we always had to go to new hampshire to get them. in chicago you gotta go to indiana. i'm guessing there's prolly about 1/2 that allow and 1/2 tthat don't.