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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #30 on: April 17, 2018, 06:42:55 AM »
theres a certain sector of shake junt fans that one could call juggalos

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #31 on: April 17, 2018, 06:47:22 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xKhe0EAYrk

Lot's of nasty tits in this but the ones at 19:20 are palatable.
One of my life regrets is not taking HATE up on his idea to go there and live amongst the Juggalos.

There's not too many around where I'm from but I was accepted into a group of them (I was too nice to tell them I'd rather not). No hatchetman tattoo required.

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #32 on: April 17, 2018, 06:55:35 AM »
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I hooked up once with a woman with a hatchet man tattoo, but I didn’t figure that out until I was already comitted to the deed...

Probably could’ve guessed when she showed up in a minivan pounding a 32oz monster
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Fake Jugglette, Faygo or nothing Whoop Whoop!

I think she got it because of her ex husband or current husband or something boring

Is it worse to have sex with a jugglette or a fake jugglette?

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #33 on: April 17, 2018, 07:48:38 AM »
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I hooked up once with a woman with a hatchet man tattoo, but I didn’t figure that out until I was already comitted to the deed...

Probably could’ve guessed when she showed up in a minivan pounding a 32oz monster
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Fake Jugglette, Faygo or nothing Whoop Whoop!
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I think she got it because of her ex husband or current husband or something boring

Is it worse to have sex with a jugglette or a fake jugglette?

Fake is worse for sure, if you're going to do it there is no point in pretending.

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #34 on: April 17, 2018, 07:54:23 AM »
its a juggalocean out there.

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #35 on: April 17, 2018, 07:58:06 AM »

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #36 on: April 17, 2018, 07:59:00 AM »
its a juggalocean out there.
it's like a juggle sometimes it makes me wonder how i keep from going under

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #37 on: April 17, 2018, 08:08:03 AM »
I used to bartend at a concert venue in their hometown of Detroit, have worked at least three ICP shows over the years and it's as tight as you would expect. First off, Juggalo's tip better than any other audience. The most ridiculed subculture in America takes better care of their service than the yuppy indie rock fans. The shows were always enjoyable to work and the juggalo's were never impatient or rude.

When I was 11, I got an Icp cd from Best Buy and my mom wasn't having it. She made me take it back and I ended up trading it for Primus "tales from the punchbowl" and looking back, it was one of the most pivotal moments of my life. I could have went the other way.....

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #38 on: April 17, 2018, 08:21:37 AM »
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I hooked up once with a woman with a hatchet man tattoo, but I didn’t figure that out until I was already comitted to the deed...

Probably could’ve guessed when she showed up in a minivan pounding a 32oz monster
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Fake Jugglette, Faygo or nothing Whoop Whoop!


In the last house I was living in, I came home one day to find a giant bottle of green Faygo on the kitchen table. I thought we might have gotten a Juggalo roommate or that one of my roommates had become one, but it turned out they just bought it without knowing what it was/represented. It was such a letdown.
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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #39 on: April 17, 2018, 09:02:34 AM »
no joking, i heard that the juggalos have a huge involvement with weed trafficking/farming in the US. Great cover up they have i guess

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #40 on: April 17, 2018, 09:06:42 AM »
no joking, i heard that the juggalos have a huge involvement with weed trafficking/farming in the US. Great cover up they have i guess

what euro TM told you that?

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #41 on: April 17, 2018, 09:11:37 AM »
Do people call black juggalos "Bluggalos"?

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #42 on: April 17, 2018, 09:14:55 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtBxg3XSxpY

little scared straight clip, the gold is at 1:30

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #43 on: April 17, 2018, 09:29:03 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xKhe0EAYrk

Lot's of nasty tits in this but the ones at 19:20 are palatable.

This doc Definitely has some diamonds in the rough, as far as luscious ladies are concerned. “Maniac”, at 6:32, in particular. She’s my favorite. I want to bring her to Thanksgiving dinner at my grandparents house, and have her captivate my family with stories of The Gathering and the perks of Juggalette life.

“I’m down wit’ the Clown till I’m dead in the ground!” -Maniac

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #44 on: April 17, 2018, 09:43:56 AM »
no joking, i heard that the juggalos have a huge involvement with weed trafficking/farming in the US. Great cover up they have i guess
you're thinking of the mennonites.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWPCJC7JqRI

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #45 on: April 17, 2018, 10:06:20 AM »
I don't think I've ever seen one of these in the wild. Do they thrive in the Midwest

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #46 on: April 17, 2018, 10:19:26 AM »
I don't think I've ever seen one of these in the wild. Do they thrive in the Midwest

I've also never seen a real Juggalo in DC or NYC.  I guess it's a mid-west or west coast phenomenon.  Maybe I just don't hang out in Juggalo friendly environments.   

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #47 on: April 17, 2018, 10:27:39 AM »
Shitttttt, just out hur'.. smokin dOiNks' with my boiZ..



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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #48 on: April 17, 2018, 10:34:25 AM »
I used to bartend at a concert venue in their hometown of Detroit, have worked at least three ICP shows over the years and it's as tight as you would expect. First off, Juggalo's tip better than any other audience. The most ridiculed subculture in America takes better care of their service than the yuppy indie rock fans. The shows were always enjoyable to work and the juggalo's were never impatient or rude.
Almost every juggalo I've ever come into contact with has always been pretty down to earth and nice. I remember a very long time ago me and my friends were having a little backyard party at this house and the house next door actually had a group of juggalos living there and they were having a pretty big party in their backyard going on at same time and I remember them peeking over the wall and offering us a bottle of rum and inviting us to combine both parties together; we declined the offer of course, but most juggalos I've come into contact with have this "unity" mentality that they extend to everyone despite the scene and image that they associate with, not just other juggalos, which I think is kinda cool. Too bad the music totally sucks.

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #49 on: April 17, 2018, 10:47:01 AM »

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #50 on: April 17, 2018, 10:53:18 AM »
Tell me you couldn’t see Smolik broing down and Whoop Whooping with all his ninjas at the Gathering.

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #51 on: April 17, 2018, 11:05:39 AM »
Nathan Rabin (former writer for TheAVClub) has done some good, non-judgmental writing on Juggalo culture/The Gathering. I believe he goes yearly.
https://www.nathanrabin.com/happy-place/2017/7/28/juggalo-civil-war-and-some-wes-anderson-twee-bullshit-day-two-at-the-gathering-of-the-juggalos

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #52 on: April 17, 2018, 11:18:21 AM »
Tell me you couldn’t see Smolik broing down and Whoop Whooping with all his ninjas at the Gathering.

Oh 100 percent! Beer tab chain and all.

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #53 on: April 17, 2018, 11:24:13 AM »
I know this isn't juggalo related but I found this on insta and had to share
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhjAokmF8fD/
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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #54 on: April 17, 2018, 11:34:38 AM »
A few followed me home from the park once. They were speaking some strange dialect and throwing full Faygo cans at me. I couldn't tell if they were trying to hurt me or take me in as one of their own.

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #55 on: April 17, 2018, 11:38:27 AM »
I used to bartend at a concert venue in their hometown of Detroit, have worked at least three ICP shows over the years and it's as tight as you would expect. First off, Juggalo's tip better than any other audience. The most ridiculed subculture in America takes better care of their service than the yuppy indie rock fans. The shows were always enjoyable to work and the juggalo's were never impatient or rude.

When I was 11, I got an Icp cd from Best Buy and my mom wasn't having it. She made me take it back and I ended up trading it for Primus "tales from the punchbowl" and looking back, it was one of the most pivotal moments of my life. I could have went the other way.....
All i could think about after reading this is how Primus sucks...

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #56 on: April 17, 2018, 11:54:59 AM »
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I used to bartend at a concert venue in their hometown of Detroit, have worked at least three ICP shows over the years and it's as tight as you would expect. First off, Juggalo's tip better than any other audience. The most ridiculed subculture in America takes better care of their service than the yuppy indie rock fans. The shows were always enjoyable to work and the juggalo's were never impatient or rude.

When I was 11, I got an Icp cd from Best Buy and my mom wasn't having it. She made me take it back and I ended up trading it for Primus "tales from the punchbowl" and looking back, it was one of the most pivotal moments of my life. I could have went the other way.....
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All i could think about after reading this is how Primus sucks...
primus is the shit, watch it there brucey

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #57 on: April 17, 2018, 11:58:57 AM »
https://youtu.be/m4-9rws8e5Q

Dolpin flips.....how do they work!!!

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #58 on: April 17, 2018, 12:12:01 PM »
Hosin' out the cab of his pickup truck
He's got his 8-track playin' really fuckin' loud

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Re: Skateboarding Juggalos
« Reply #59 on: April 17, 2018, 12:57:49 PM »
https://youtu.be/m4-9rws8e5Q

Dolpin flips.....how do they work!!!
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