Author Topic: If the word skateboarding didnt exist what would our beloved activity be called? (Read 1544 times)

HangtenNoseblunt · « **on:** May 09, 2018, 06:59:17 AM »

land surfing? road wooding?

somethingmustbreaknow · « **Reply #1 on:** May 09, 2018, 07:05:11 AM »

roll plank

Xen · « **Reply #2 on:** May 09, 2018, 07:23:03 AM »

Useless wooden toy.

BMCsteve · « **Reply #3 on:** May 09, 2018, 07:47:19 AM »

fang · « **Reply #4 on:** May 09, 2018, 07:55:28 AM »

I've always enjoyed shred sled myself.
My guess would be: sidewalk surfing

Elderly Gentleman · « **Reply #5 on:** May 09, 2018, 08:53:11 AM »

Roller boarding. All the bladers would be hating on us for being in the way at the park, not waxing stuff enough, and taking too much emphasis away from their true "core" extreme sport. "It's just a fad and the boarders will fade away eventually" is what they'll all say.

augustmoon · « **Reply #6 on:** May 09, 2018, 08:57:48 AM »

eat pant

streetsoup · « **Reply #7 on:** May 09, 2018, 03:18:25 PM »

rollerplanking

Paco Supreme · « **Reply #8 on:** May 09, 2018, 03:30:52 PM »

Tony Hawks Pro Shred Sled 3.

I say wheelie boarding though

HyenaChaser · « **Reply #9 on:** May 09, 2018, 03:51:33 PM »

doodle wood

All lowercase

Baron Samedi · « **Reply #10 on:** May 09, 2018, 04:37:49 PM »

personal moving walkway riding

Dr-Feelgood · « **Reply #11 on:** May 09, 2018, 05:33:47 PM »

wheelie board, roller toy. I like shred sled and land surfing too.

smellsdead · « **Reply #12 on:** May 09, 2018, 06:59:35 PM »

scuttle butting
toe throwing
plank jank
roller carpet
curb eating
asphalt annihilator
marble masticator
concave concrete crusher
traffic tormentor
pedestrian pest
coping killer
7 ply fun guy
four wheeled freedumb
carraige cruiser
maple missle

transportation unit?

shark tits · « **Reply #13 on:** May 09, 2018, 07:51:59 PM »

patineta
sugar footing
oyolaring
brutus the barber beefskate

pointandclick · « **Reply #14 on:** May 09, 2018, 11:06:46 PM »

earth mover.

Larry · « **Reply #15 on:** May 09, 2018, 11:34:17 PM »

sixty nining

MOE SYZLAK · « **Reply #16 on:** May 10, 2018, 12:00:58 AM »

Scab rafting

Jollyoli · « **Reply #17 on:** May 10, 2018, 01:19:32 AM »

wiz-planking

Gray Imp Sausage Metal · « **Reply #18 on:** May 10, 2018, 01:25:56 AM »

catching wood

Mcidraque · « **Reply #19 on:** May 10, 2018, 02:43:07 AM »

monopatín

the snake · « **Reply #20 on:** May 10, 2018, 03:03:54 AM »

broken scooter

silhouette · « **Reply #21 on:** May 10, 2018, 03:10:55 AM »

foot planking. jimgagning if you've got talent. fredgalling if you're god

bucketoftruth · « **Reply #22 on:** May 10, 2018, 06:45:21 AM »

In the Gilligan's Island movie, the professor is super bummed because the mainland has copped some of his gadgets, one of which being a furniture mover that was skinny and yellow.

The non primitives called them Dollies.

inb4 revive dudes skate these:

I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time · « **Reply #23 on:** May 10, 2018, 07:17:37 AM »

hoe saving

GAY · « **Reply #24 on:** May 10, 2018, 09:07:42 AM »

Penis dancing, obvs

calvinsdream · « **Reply #25 on:** May 10, 2018, 11:31:13 AM »

Dick stickin

Jared · « **Reply #26 on:** May 10, 2018, 12:56:31 PM »

Skateboarding

layzieyez · « **Reply #27 on:** May 10, 2018, 01:11:31 PM »

Fashion trending

CINCINNATI · « **Reply #28 on:** May 10, 2018, 01:12:48 PM »

fred gall

I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time · « **Reply #29 on:** May 11, 2018, 05:32:53 AM »

street shuffleboard
getting fucking house

Author Topic: If the word skateboarding didnt exist what would our beloved activity be called? (Read 1544 times)

shark tits

calvinsdream