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Short friends
« on: May 20, 2018, 07:08:38 AM »
  I was getting thru the JJ thread and got tight over all the short disses about being short.  I'm 'tall' but I'd rather be short.  You're a little better off I feel (safer, fit thru more shit in an escape situation and prolly hurt your back less doing sports) if your short.  But the main thing is my love for a lot of people I've been friends with that are 'small' or short.  The best people ever!!!  Being short is lifes motorcycle.  Ride on brothers and sisters.
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Re: Short friends
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2018, 09:53:01 AM »
Being short makes your dick look bigger.

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Re: Short friends
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2018, 01:28:33 PM »
i started the short disses in that thread after googling pics of him im 6'3 and legit if you are 5'2 or whatever the fuck jj is I don't respect you as a man

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Re: Short friends
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2018, 01:29:35 PM »
like his feet probably dangle in the air when he sits on certain chairs that disgusts me

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Re: Short friends
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2018, 01:46:30 PM »
however if I was short everyone over 5'10 would be a freak of nature

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Re: Short friends
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2018, 03:58:03 PM »
"You can pop up that high because you're so tall"
This is a stupid comment, even if it's true. Which im not sure it is.


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Cole Wilson.

What other short people have massive pop?


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Re: Short friends
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2018, 04:14:22 PM »
I think height only comes into play as an insult when the shorter person is trying to make up for lack of size in toughness or manliness, little man syndrome. As some who is 6'3 I've dealt with this shit since my grown spurt in 8th grade, grown men who try to step to me because I'm taller as some kind of test of strength or something.

HangtenNoseblunt

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Re: Short friends
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2018, 04:23:17 PM »
"You can pop up that high because you're so tall"
This is a stupid comment, even if it's true. Which im not sure it is.


Brandon Westgate.
Cole Wilson.

What other short people have massive pop?

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Re: Short friends
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2018, 04:24:09 PM »
Luan looks pretty small too and has massive pop

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Re: Short friends
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2018, 04:25:22 PM »
as for height to pop i think longer boards would benefit taller skaters for pop as you could extend your frontleg further but no idea if the extra weight and stuff would cancel it out

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Re: Short friends
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2018, 08:30:51 PM »
"You can pop up that high because you're so tall"
This is a stupid comment, even if it's true. Which im not sure it is.


Brandon Westgate.
Cole Wilson.

What other short people have massive pop?
I wouldn't say massive pop, but T-Funk skates with a lot of power for someone who is probably 5'2.