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Re: How to make a pussy
« Reply #30 on: February 23, 2007, 11:05:06 PM »
Someone in my town got caught having sex with one of his pokemon teddy bears. That story always cracks me up. God, I love living in a small town where news travels

same idea except the kids brother and mom walked in the room to him fucking thier dog in the ass. his brother gave us great detail about it and the kid never came back to school. everytime i saw him i would yell something clever, fuck i miss that.
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Re: How to make a pussy
« Reply #31 on: February 24, 2007, 01:06:12 AM »
Your life would pretty much be over if you got caught fucking 3 bar stools.

i lol'd pretty hard at this

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Re: How to make a pussy
« Reply #32 on: February 24, 2007, 04:21:07 PM »
Your life would pretty much be over if you got caught fucking 3 bar stools.

either that or you start a new age of discovery
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Re: How to make a pussy
« Reply #33 on: February 24, 2007, 05:07:52 PM »
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Re: How to make a pussy
« Reply #34 on: February 24, 2007, 06:19:18 PM »

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Re: How to make a pussy
« Reply #35 on: February 24, 2007, 07:20:42 PM »
Don't ever hahahaha me you piece of shit

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Re: How to make a pussy
« Reply #36 on: February 24, 2007, 07:58:02 PM »
whats that?


 there is also the ol' jail pussy. Get 2 rubber gloves, put some warm water in one, put the empty one in it, rap a towl around it, then try and get some vaseline, and ka pow!
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