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Someone in my town got caught having sex with one of his pokemon teddy bears. That story always cracks me up. God, I love living in a small town where news travels
DGK SOME TIMES
Your life would pretty much be over if you got caught fucking 3 bar stools.
i moved to my city 1 year ago and i'm becomming a little hero here ... everybody thinks that i'm really cool, even the girls fight each other because of me. people are talking how a cool guy i am and stuff.
whats that? there is also the ol' jail pussy. Get 2 rubber gloves, put some warm water in one, put the empty one in it, rap a towl around it, then try and get some vaseline, and ka pow!