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Please vote for the best pic of my cat kickin' butt. Winning pic will be the next slap pal in the Mag.

Picture #1
4 (6.7%)
Picture #2
5 (8.3%)
Picture #3
24 (40%)
Picture #4
19 (31.7%)
Picture #5
8 (13.3%)

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Lil'Bit kicking ass
« on: August 18, 2008, 09:11:07 PM »




« Last Edit: August 18, 2008, 09:15:58 PM by Rocuronium »
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Re: Lil'Bit kicking ass
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2008, 09:28:00 PM »
Thats epic!

PIcture 4 gets my vote
I get to see Devil semi regularly and his little dude is rad as hell. My wife and I aren't into having little ones, but that'll give me more time to be a god uncle and teach Devil's spawn to slang weed.

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Re: Lil'Bit kicking ass
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2008, 09:38:46 PM »
Haha holy shit those are all hilarious. I like 4 because it looks like the mouse jumped out of the bushes at him or some shit.

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Re: Lil'Bit kicking ass
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2008, 10:12:01 PM »
5 because of the face on the mouse, but either of the ones where hes laid out in the air are good too. These are asking to be lolcat'd.

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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2008, 11:10:13 PM »
so, what happened to the mouse? 

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Re: Lil'Bit kicking ass
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2008, 11:18:28 PM »
i'd say three because it looks like that mouse is getting suplexed
I vaguely recall a big brawl outside with me getting head-butted by Kurtis Colamonico
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Re: Lil'Bit kicking ass
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2008, 11:38:56 PM »
i'd say three because it looks like that mouse is getting suplexed

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Re: Lil'Bit kicking ass
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2008, 11:48:12 PM »
HAHAHA. this is fucking great.  all of the photos win.

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Re: Lil'Bit kicking ass
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2008, 05:09:50 AM »
I'll go frontside on some tranny for you.

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Re: Lil'Bit kicking ass
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2008, 05:26:47 AM »


The rodent is a rat. It was almost half as big as 'bit, check 'em out next to each other.


She eventually tore most of the head off the rat and then displayed it in our yard until I got home yesterday at 730pm. There were about 12 huge horse flies munching off its neck.
It had been raining and so our small yard smelled like a warm rotting cadaver. It was time to throw the trophy out.

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Re: Lil'Bit kicking ass
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2008, 10:23:33 AM »
I voted 4 because she looks like she's going to rip it's head off, and the face of the raton in 5 is incredible.

EDIT: I forgot to say pat her on the head and pinch her butt for me and tell her she's a good kitty.
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Re: Lil'Bit kicking ass
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2008, 10:44:40 AM »
I like 4. That one was born to have a big NOM! on it.

Why does 2 freak me out?  ???
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Re: Lil'Bit kicking ass
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2008, 10:46:29 AM »
I voted 4 because she looks like she's going to rip it's head off, and the face of the raton in 5 is incredible.

I voted 4 too, he looks like a t-rex among people

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« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2008, 10:55:43 AM »
I voted 3. 4 isn't bad but I prefer 3. Great photos.

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Re: Lil'Bit kicking ass
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2008, 10:59:02 AM »
4, sick raptor stance



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Re: Lil'Bit kicking ass
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2008, 11:36:11 AM »
3, looks like your cat is powerbombing that thing

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Re: Lil'Bit kicking ass
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2008, 12:03:42 PM »
Wow! They're all great but, I'm going on a limb and picking #1 because it looks like Lil' Bit is slapping the taste out of that rat's mouth.
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Re: Lil'Bit kicking ass
« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2008, 12:15:03 PM »
Why does 2 freak me out?  ???

probably the way bit's eyes are rolled back like a zombie cat out for rat brains.

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Re: Lil'Bit kicking ass
« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2008, 02:07:12 PM »
I like 2 because it looks like they're sharing a a drunk "duuude" moment together.

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Re: Lil'Bit kicking ass
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2008, 10:11:13 PM »
All right... thanks for the support... here's some bonus footy.... then I'll stop... I swear...

I just thought these were too brutal to start off with:


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« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2008, 10:21:10 PM »
Call me a pussy but I feel sorta bad for the mouse. It looks so fucking terrified... but cats are awesome, mine is named Buster and hes a fucking giant. He weighs around 20 lbs, don't let him step on your balls.

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Re: Lil'Bit kicking ass
« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2008, 04:35:44 AM »
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Call me a pussy but I feel sorta bad for the mouse. It looks so fucking terrified

maybe if it whas a mouse but it whas a rat and rats are bad

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« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2008, 05:11:09 AM »
haha what a fucking awesome thread

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« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2008, 05:50:03 AM »
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Call me a pussy but I feel sorta bad for the mouse. It looks so fucking terrified
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maybe if it whas a mouse but it whas a rat and rats are bad

Except for Ratatoulie.

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Re: Lil'Bit kicking ass
« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2008, 06:07:45 AM »
Roc, fucking awesome pics. I went with the fourth as well.

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Re: Lil'Bit kicking ass
« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2008, 06:57:32 AM »
Seriously bad ass.

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Re: Lil'Bit kicking ass
« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2008, 08:54:14 AM »
ftw

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Re: Lil'Bit kicking ass
« Reply #27 on: August 20, 2008, 09:10:31 AM »
man those are all so amazing. I said 3, but it was a close pick between 3 and 4.   That cat is seriously badass.   And those pictures are also very badass.    That rat had no chance.

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Re: Lil'Bit kicking ass
« Reply #28 on: August 23, 2008, 12:01:21 AM »
Poor rat :(
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Re: Lil'Bit kicking ass
« Reply #29 on: August 23, 2008, 12:11:59 AM »
Those pics are crazy. I voted 4