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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #480 on: October 27, 2020, 07:12:11 AM »
Are pregnancy thirst traps a thing now? I feel so old.
All she posted were some pictures from a very common pregnancy photo shoot. Just because some washed up, roided out ex-pro skater is thirsting after her doesn't make them thirst traps.
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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #481 on: October 27, 2020, 07:34:51 AM »
Joslin on cuck.
Well I have like 9 Andy Anderson dated flight decks.

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #482 on: October 27, 2020, 07:40:40 AM »
Need a pic of D Way grinding her pregz belly instead of rainbow rail on the mega, asap

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #483 on: October 27, 2020, 08:08:51 AM »
danny way is the dad? I am confused, my mind has run into a brick wall
What, you don’t read?!?
She said herself, “...but with God all things are possible➕Matthew 19:26.”
THAT’s God’s baby fetus in there!
Now, whether God in this case refers to somebody once billed as the next Tony Hawk remains to be determined by miraculous birth and/or genetic paternity test.  :o

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #484 on: October 27, 2020, 08:12:12 AM »
God came to her in a dream and told her to throw out her birth control.

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #485 on: October 27, 2020, 08:25:27 AM »
Out of that cringe photoshoot DWay liked these two photos and these two photos only:

The only expiation could be that it's Danny's baby in there..
LOL this is pretty wild!  All the other photos from that shoot include either Chris or their other child, or both.  Danny deliberately skipped over those and only liked the solo phots of Julia.  What a dick.

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #486 on: October 27, 2020, 08:40:33 AM »
he's just an alpha, give him a break.

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #487 on: October 27, 2020, 09:34:04 AM »
Out of that cringe photoshoot DWay liked these two photos and these two photos only:





The only expiation could be that it's Danny's baby in there..
Yeah... THIS tidbit is actually the real juice in this here thread/story.
I love it.

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #488 on: October 27, 2020, 10:08:51 AM »
Julia on mega ramp confirmed

Mega Ramp means Danny's Dick, right?

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #489 on: October 27, 2020, 10:22:07 AM »
what if danny is a midwife and plans to whip that baby out like a kettleball

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #490 on: October 27, 2020, 12:59:25 PM »
God came to her in a dream and told her to throw out her birth control.

sounds about right

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #491 on: October 27, 2020, 01:03:09 PM »
what if danny is a midwife and plans to whip that baby out like a kettleball

It's only a matter of time until someone photoshops Danny swinging her around by the umbilical cord
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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #492 on: October 29, 2020, 01:44:06 AM »
God came to her in a dream and told her to throw out her birth control.

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #493 on: October 29, 2020, 04:42:52 AM »
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God came to her in a dream and told her to throw out her birth control.
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Joslin family off Plan B

Seems like Joslin would skate for a company called Rhythm Method, imo. 

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #494 on: October 29, 2020, 04:59:31 AM »
I appreciate she didn’t photoshop her spanx indentations out, but I feel like a dress that looks like it has stretch marks isn’t the best pregnancy look.   (No hate on stretch marks)

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #495 on: October 30, 2020, 12:47:50 PM »
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what if danny is a midwife and plans to whip that baby out like a kettleball
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It's only a matter of time until someone photoshops Danny swinging her around by the umbilical cord

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #496 on: October 30, 2020, 01:06:26 PM »
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what if danny is a midwife and plans to whip that baby out like a kettleball
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It's only a matter of time until someone photoshops Danny swinging her around by the umbilical cord
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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #497 on: November 03, 2020, 12:12:38 PM »
She cheated on him, slept with DANNY WAY while she was pregnant, no rubber, no pullout. Afterwards he ghosted her. she must of felt dumb & posted to the gram about a separation. So much for being a good christian. She desperate.

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #498 on: November 03, 2020, 12:13:33 PM »
She cheated on him, slept with someone I know while she was pregnant, no rubber, no pullout. Afterwards he ghosted her. she must of felt dumb & posted to the gram about a separation. So much for being a good christian. She desperate.

I mean if you're going to fuck raw while pregnant what's the point of pulling out?

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #499 on: November 03, 2020, 12:46:53 PM »
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She cheated on him, slept with someone I know while she was pregnant, no rubber, no pullout. Afterwards he ghosted her. she must of felt dumb & posted to the gram about a separation. So much for being a good christian. She desperate.
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I mean if you're going to fuck raw while pregnant what's the point of pulling out?
Its rude to jizz in a unborn babies face like that.

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #500 on: November 03, 2020, 12:51:26 PM »
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She cheated on him, slept with someone I know while she was pregnant, no rubber, no pullout. Afterwards he ghosted her. she must of felt dumb & posted to the gram about a separation. So much for being a good christian. She desperate.
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I mean if you're going to fuck raw while pregnant what's the point of pulling out?
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Its rude to jizz in a unborn babies face like that.

ngl i feel pretty bad for Joslin hearing all of this if it's really true

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #501 on: November 03, 2020, 01:09:10 PM »
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She cheated on him, slept with someone I know while she was pregnant, no rubber, no pullout. Afterwards he ghosted her. she must of felt dumb & posted to the gram about a separation. So much for being a good christian. She desperate.
[close]

I mean if you're going to fuck raw while pregnant what's the point of pulling out?
[close]
Its rude to jizz in a unborn babies face like that.
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ngl i feel pretty bad for Joslin hearing all of this if it's really true

Yeah man poor guy. That must be crushing.

He seems like such a decent guy and dad.
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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #502 on: November 03, 2020, 01:24:48 PM »
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She cheated on him, slept with someone I know while she was pregnant, no rubber, no pullout. Afterwards he ghosted her. she must of felt dumb & posted to the gram about a separation. So much for being a good christian. She desperate.
[close]

I mean if you're going to fuck raw while pregnant what's the point of pulling out?
[close]
Its rude to jizz in a unborn babies face like that.
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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #503 on: November 03, 2020, 04:11:15 PM »
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She cheated on him, slept with someone I know while she was pregnant, no rubber, no pullout. Afterwards he ghosted her. she must of felt dumb & posted to the gram about a separation. So much for being a good christian. She desperate.
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I mean if you're going to fuck raw while pregnant what's the point of pulling out?

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #504 on: November 03, 2020, 04:34:46 PM »
Love when this thread gets bumped

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #505 on: November 06, 2020, 02:52:32 PM »
This was the same chick that got GB in Santa Monica by that sock team?

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #506 on: November 06, 2020, 03:16:51 PM »
This was the same chick that got GB in Santa Monica by that sock team?
Didn't know stance sponsored GB's.

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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #507 on: November 06, 2020, 04:12:36 PM »
This was the same chick that got GB in Santa Monica by that sock team?

To be fair, if they did the GB and the only thing they wore was the socks that could be a pretty effective marketing tool/"look book".
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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #508 on: December 16, 2020, 05:30:38 PM »
Heh.





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Re: chris joslin of his wife.
« Reply #509 on: December 16, 2020, 05:35:00 PM »
Heh.

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