Ask Anyone Anything Game.

[Zurg]

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15 years old, shit was dumb as fuck. Regret it.


If you could steal a pro's skill but you'd have one day to film a full part, which pro would you steal that skill from?

[close]

Larry Perkins.

Can you get a good nights sleep the night before surgery?

[close]

besides the hunger, yes. don't worry, you'll be out before you countdown to 7.

if you now could time travel back and meet your 14 year-old self, what would you tell him/you?

"stay the course, big Neddy, you're doing super!"

[nice weather]

it would be a long and elaborate roadmap to making me loads of stock money.


If you could be any age forever, which would it be?

[BraveUlysses]

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Ever seen a sexually attractive person?

[ivegotlevitation]

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Ever seen a sexually attractive person?

I met one once. She was sort of tall and had red hair. she had been in a horrible car accident and had brain damage, so she talked funny and had a few physical disabilities. she could still get around but needed a bit of assistance. she looked pretty fucking good though.

[jeremyrandall]

Question:  
What is the best, safest, wealthiest, freedom-having, hottest-chick-having, low-cost-of-living, modern, most entertaining, scenic, pleasent climate, country/city on Earth?  Could you get a job there?   (You can scratch off some of the categories if you have to)

I think Vancouver rates very high, and Canada has one of the best economies in the world right now.  I can check pretty much everything on that list.  Winters are rainy, but not really very cold, and summers on the West Coast are AMAAAAAAZING!!

There's definitely a whole bunch that might be more entertaining, but if you want safe and free, Canada is not a bad place to be.

[GarglesCmen]

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Ever seen a sexually attractive person?

We know of one down here, her name is Debby, a paraplegic and she is kinda slow, she talks about she is one against the world and to "fuck it, just go for it". Apparently, her pussy has see the light more than a couple of times. We always talk about how if she offers, that you take it, and put a huge notch in your belt because it is the most manly thing you can do. Anyone can fuck a fat chick but not everyone can fuck a debby. It has the be the biggest form of prestige in the sex world.

Would you get a tattoo of bob ross' face on your complete chest, in as much detail as possible, if it meant that you got pussy at least every other day for the rest of your life?

[apad88]

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Ever seen a sexually attractive person?

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We know of one down here, her name is Debby, a paraplegic and she is kinda slow, she talks about she is one against the world and to "fuck it, just go for it". Apparently, her pussy has see the light more than a couple of times. We always talk about how if she offers, that you take it, and put a huge notch in your belt because it is the most manly thing you can do. Anyone can fuck a fat chick but not everyone can fuck a debby. It has the be the biggest form of prestige in the sex world.

Would you get a tattoo of bob ross' face on your complete chest, in as much detail as possible, if it meant that you got pussy at least every other day for the rest of your life?

Fuck it, why not?
You ever gotten caught jerking off?

[GarglesCmen]

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Ever seen a sexually attractive person?

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We know of one down here, her name is Debby, a paraplegic and she is kinda slow, she talks about she is one against the world and to "fuck it, just go for it". Apparently, her pussy has see the light more than a couple of times. We always talk about how if she offers, that you take it, and put a huge notch in your belt because it is the most manly thing you can do. Anyone can fuck a fat chick but not everyone can fuck a debby. It has the be the biggest form of prestige in the sex world.

Would you get a tattoo of bob ross' face on your complete chest, in as much detail as possible, if it meant that you got pussy at least every other day for the rest of your life?

[close]

Fuck it, why not?
You ever gotten caught jerking off?

I fucking know I have by my mom but my parents have never mentioned it hahaha! One of my friends got caught by his roommate several times, apparently he is "really violent like a chain saw" hahahah

What is your biggest dream in the world, do you think it will ever happen?

[Bug]

To travel the world. See everything, do everything, learn everything and read every book I can while doing it. Very possible, starting this summer on my quest of the world.





Would you rather chop off your baby toe or stub your big toe on a coffee table every day for a year? (And I don't mean a gentle stub, I mean the kind of stub that if someone else happens to see it they wince aswell)

[Killyourdreams]

I'd rather stub my toe for a year straight..I'd get used to it.


Would you rather give mikey taylor a lomi lomi hawaiian massage?
Or have sean malto suck on one your nuts for 5 minutes?

[MaryhillVibe]

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Question: ? 
What is the best, safest, wealthiest, freedom-having, hottest-chick-having, low-cost-of-living, modern, most entertaining, scenic, pleasent climate, country/city on Earth? ? Could you get a job there? ?  (You can scratch off some of the categories if you have to)

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I think Vancouver rates very high, and Canada has one of the best economies in the world right now. ? I can check pretty much everything on that list. ? Winters are rainy, but not really very cold, and summers on the West Coast are AMAAAAAAZING!!

There's definitely a whole bunch that might be more entertaining, but if you want safe and free, Canada is not a bad place to be.

Dude seriously its fucking Canada.

[escapistfool]

I'd rather stub my toe for a year straight..I'd get used to it.


Would you rather give mikey taylor a lomi lomi hawaiian massage?
Or have sean malto suck on one your nuts for 5 minutes?

fuck you. but mikey taylor.


if you were Marty McFly, what would you have done differently?

[friendly dave]

After seeing that Doc built this flying train, I realize that I'm gonna fuck with the future/past as much as I want. I use my almanac and go the Biff route, acquiring giant stockpiles of cash so I can get my Scrooge McDuck on. I use my boss status to fuck mad bitches. And way more hoverboarding.



Whats the best fight you've ever been in?

[escapistfool]

After seeing that Doc built this flying train, I realize that I'm gonna fuck with the future/past as much as I want. I use my almanac and go the Biff route, acquiring giant stockpiles of cash so I can get my Scrooge McDuck on. I use my boss status to fuck mad bitches. And way more hoverboarding.



Whats the best fight you've ever been in?

DUDE SAME HERE. ahaha.

Im not much of a fighter haha. But here's one of 'em.
Im jon btw

I wanna learn some kind of muy thai or somethin

[BuddyPal]

damn y'all fools were brawlin in front of taco bell

[layzieyez]

Best fight was the fastest one I had in junior high.  I got the other guy in a headlock and ran his head into a fence post.  The next day, he was sporting a mohawk lump.

Aliens land on the earth tonight, slaves for life or food for their spawn?

[escapistfool]

Slaves. I have a fascination with seeing intelligent life. (Not referring to us.)

F. Scott Fitzgerald or Ernest Hemingway?
Serious reason

[DMH]

Fitzgerald - Babylon Revisited is one of my favorite reads ever. As classless and ignorant as it may sound, Hemingway often bores me. I've yet to read the Old Man and the Sea, though, so maybe that would change things.

You've lost your chapstick and your lips are really fucking dry. You either A.) Have to borrow a stick that you know has been used by someone with chronic gingivitis or B.) Allow the chapping to continue until your lips are bloody and useless.

[David]

crackers.

Live off of garbage and picking food out of landfills in a third world slum for the rest of your life or live out the rest of your days as a domestic pig in a factory farm waiting to be slaughtered?

[ice nine]

slum for sure, arent most of those countries in warm climates? id consider being homeless right now if i didnt hate the cold/rain so much

if you had to pick between fucking your mom anally(but with mirrors so you are staring at her face) or reading a bubblegum tate post what would you pick

[pizzafliptofakie]

slum for sure, arent most of those countries in warm climates? id consider being homeless right now if i didnt hate the cold/rain so much

if you had to pick between fucking your mom anally(but with mirrors so you are staring at her face) or reading a bubblegum tate post what would you pick

Read a Bubblegum Tate post. Incest is generally frowned upon, not to mention I care to withhold the relationship I have with my family, and engaging in something like that would severely dampen that. And besides, even if I wasn't her son, she's significantly older than I am, and a married woman. And I respect the sanctity of a good, loving family.




Try the loop in an honest attempt to land it, or try the mega-ramp five or so times, even if it's just bailing over?

[David]

slum for sure, arent most of those countries in warm climates? id consider being homeless right now if i didnt hate the cold/rain so much

should have been, 'starve to death under the worst conditions of poverty'


Mega Ramp
looks way more fun


Learn Chinese or learn Arabic?

[escapistfool]

Chinese.

Naggy girlfriends or jealous girlfriends?

[Spike Hawke]

Jealous everytime. You are more likely to freaky sex from the jealous type and end up wanting to punch the naggy kind.


Which would you rather lose, all your teeth or one eye? If you choose an eye you aint allowed any patch or dark glasses

[escapistfool]

Teeth! I could just get dentures! :p

jocks or cops?

[happenstance]

Sports enthusiasts will always be preferable company over law enforcement officials.

Kicked in the balls or punched square in the nose?

[escapistfool]

Felt both. So I'd take balls.

Joy Division or the Smiths?
(generic typical blah blah)

[frank]

slayer.
what Bukowski should i read first?

[escapistfool]

Ham on Rye or Factotum. Both are equally good.

Would you rather individually slaugher using your bare hands an average human baby or 100 cute as fuck puppies?

[chockfullofthat]

Ham on Rye or Factotum. Both are equally good.

Would you rather individually slaugher using your bare hands an average human baby or 100 cute as fuck puppies?

The Smiths by a mile and 100 Pupies.  Bare hands eh?  You sick fuck.

What's going on with all that Cancer Research money, where are the results?