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Title: Zach the intern
Post by: flow show on October 09, 2008, 11:26:59 PM
IS A HxC FAGGOT

/discuss
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2377/2928866926_e63c9ba69b.jpg)

i have no clue why im posting this in skate talk considering the fat piece of shit doesnt even skate.




Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: no one you know on October 09, 2008, 11:31:29 PM
I don't know why you're posting it either.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: net lurk on October 10, 2008, 04:33:37 AM



i have no clue why your posting this in skate talk considering the fat piece of shit doesnt even skate.





Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: Wizard Fuck on October 10, 2008, 04:48:35 AM
No one gives a fuck you piece of shit.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: beeda weeda on October 10, 2008, 05:24:02 AM
what is a flow show, and who is Zack?
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: AdrianLopez on October 10, 2008, 05:47:04 AM
yeah, who is Zach?

Just got this from the Berrics.

Steve Berra:

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Here's the deal guys. We're overwhelmed with work. You complain about not having Guy Mariano's interview up. You complain about Butteryass Mondays not being up. You complain about the deadline being extended. There are only a few people that do all this stuff and everything takes a lot of time. We extended the deadline because we simply can't even begin to watch all of the entries until next week so we figured for those people who were still trying to get it in we'd give them a chance. So to tell me to fuck off? Don't come to the site then because I don't think we'll ever please you
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: Se7en on October 10, 2008, 06:33:39 AM
yeah, who is Zach?

Just got this from the Berrics.

Steve Berra:

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Here's the deal guys. We're overwhelmed with work. You complain about not having Guy Mariano's interview up. You complain about Butteryass Mondays not being up. You complain about the deadline being extended. There are only a few people that do all this stuff and everything takes a lot of time. We extended the deadline because we simply can't even begin to watch all of the entries until next week so we figured for those people who were still trying to get it in we'd give them a chance. So to tell me to fuck off? Don't come to the site then because I don't think we'll ever please you
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Where did that come from?
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on October 10, 2008, 08:47:34 AM
Quit fucking making me read berra's words!
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: biggums mcgee on October 10, 2008, 09:10:16 AM
I'de like to see some people here engage with berra directly, maybe when he's not so busy cashing on on those pro model shoes he can migrate on over to slap..
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: TheFrontSeatLife on October 10, 2008, 10:03:43 AM
IS A HxC FAGGOT

/discuss
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2377/2928866926_e63c9ba69b.jpg)

i have no clue why im posting this in skate talk considering the fat piece of shit doesnt even skate.






What?
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on October 10, 2008, 10:09:23 AM
I'de like to see some people here engage with berra directly, maybe when he's not so busy cashing on on those pro model shoes he can migrate on over to slap..

Other than the berra 3 which i loved and was fucking great, the rest have been trash, remember this garbage?
<img src="http://www.shoes.com/ProductImages/Shoes_iA84828.jpg">



and se7en, don't bite my sig steeze, thats imbarressing.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: net lurk on October 10, 2008, 10:11:14 AM
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I'de like to see some people here engage with berra directly, maybe when he's not so busy cashing on on those pro model shoes he can migrate on over to slap..
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Other than the berra 3 which i loved and was fucking great, the rest have been trash, remember this garbage?
<img src="http://www.shoes.com/ProductImages/Shoes_iA84828.jpg">
is that even a shoe? it looks like a toy car to me..
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: Say Hi on October 10, 2008, 10:13:54 AM
Quit fucking making me read berra's words!

is that even a shoe? it looks like a toy car to me..
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: ??? on October 10, 2008, 10:14:40 AM
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I'de like to see some people here engage with berra directly, maybe when he's not so busy cashing on on those pro model shoes he can migrate on over to slap..
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Other than the berra 3 which i loved and was fucking great, the rest have been trash, remember this garbage?
<img src="http://www.shoes.com/ProductImages/Shoes_iA84828.jpg">



and se7en, don't bite my sig steeze, thats imbarressing.

cool heelys.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: Se7en on October 10, 2008, 12:39:46 PM
and se7en, don't bite my sig steeze, thats imbarressing.

Posting Sgt. Grumbles would be biting your steeze, and your cute attempt at spelling is what's embarrassing

On another note I didn't think the Berrics was all that bad until the video comments, overpriced t-shirts and social networking shit started up
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: pube tube on October 10, 2008, 01:20:49 PM
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and se7en, don't bite my sig steeze, thats imbarressing.
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Posting Sgt. Grumbles would be biting your steeze, and your cute attempt at spelling is what's embarrassing
Done.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: Mark Snappleyard on October 10, 2008, 01:35:58 PM
yeah, who is Zach?

Just got this from the Berrics.

Steve Berra:

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Here's the deal guys. We're overwhelmed with work. You complain about not having Guy Mariano's interview up. You complain about Butteryass Mondays not being up. You complain about the deadline being extended. There are only a few people that do all this stuff and everything takes a lot of time. We extended the deadline because we simply can't even begin to watch all of the entries until next week so we figured for those people who were still trying to get it in we'd give them a chance. So to tell me to fuck off? Don't come to the site then because I don't think we'll ever please you
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I really wish Steve Berra would shut the fuck up.  All he ever does is cry about people picking on him.  People go to the berrics site to watch his friends skate.  That's it.  No one wants to see a Steve Berra "Battle Commander".  No one wants to see Sadurdays with Steve.  He's just a rich guy that built kind of cool stuff that really good skateboarders do tricks on.  Dude needs to stay the fuck off the internet and go get his thetan levels straight.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: AdrianLopez on October 10, 2008, 04:11:24 PM
THE ANSWER:

http://theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=480

Steve is watchin this board closely...
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: Se7en on October 10, 2008, 04:15:09 PM
Wow. Emo Berrics.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: pube tube on October 10, 2008, 04:29:09 PM
THE ANSWER:

http://theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=480

Steve is watchin this board closely...
I find it amazing how much this message board can get to people like him.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: guy le douche on October 10, 2008, 04:34:28 PM
he looks weird even holding a skateboard.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: ProjectBluebeam on October 10, 2008, 04:57:00 PM
what do you think he was rolling up to? fakie lard-ass flip crookz??

they should have filmed him throwing (whoevers skateboard that is) at every obstacle in the park rather than just the stairs on repeat
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: Cheapboarder on October 10, 2008, 04:57:39 PM
"This is going to be more important then the Superbowl + NBA and NHL Finals.

Sure he is going to switch hardflip revert the eight.

I knew it son, I know I T!!!!!!!"








Sorry youtubecomments
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: net lurk on October 10, 2008, 04:58:15 PM
he looks weird even holding a skateboard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldfdwxkc13A
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: Se7en on October 10, 2008, 05:40:43 PM
Michelle

32. Posted at 20:28 BRCS 10.10.08

That was pure poetry. An epic portrait of one man's struggles; a deep insight into the yearning for perfection that lies within all of us.

FUCK YEAH ZACH!!!
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on October 10, 2008, 06:03:54 PM
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he looks weird even holding a skateboard.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldfdwxkc13A
Quit talking about b3rra and post more of this guy as long as he's bald and not a skinhead. Fat guys are the best.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: Cthulhu! on October 10, 2008, 06:04:23 PM
Steve Berra is so fucking lame.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: Booger. on October 10, 2008, 07:58:50 PM
BURPPPPPPPP
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on October 10, 2008, 08:54:47 PM
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and se7en, don't bite my sig steeze, thats imbarressing.
[close]

Posting Sgt. Grumbles would be biting your steeze, and your cute attempt at spelling is what's embarrassing

On another note I didn't think the Berrics was all that bad until the video comments, overpriced t-shirts and social networking shit started up

do you really think i'd be posting on slap if i gave two shits about spelling?

 :-*
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on October 10, 2008, 09:19:23 PM
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and se7en, don't bite my sig steeze, thats imbarressing.
[close]

Posting Sgt. Grumbles would be biting your steeze, and your cute attempt at spelling is what's embarrassing

On another note I didn't think the Berrics was all that bad until the video comments, overpriced t-shirts and social networking shit started up
[close]

do you really think i'd be posting on slap if i gave two shits about spelling?

 :-*
Grumbles can't spell you jackass.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: coop D.O.G.G. on October 10, 2008, 09:20:06 PM
Fat boys are back, and you know they'll never be wack
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: oldcasual on October 10, 2008, 09:31:37 PM
THE ANSWER:

http://theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=480

Steve is watchin this board closely...

i fucking hate the berrics, has anyone read any of the comments on there? i don't know how people are actually buying into that shit, it seem's steve's trying to form a cult of some kind, fuck steve berra 
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: max power on October 10, 2008, 09:35:50 PM
shit, it seem's steve's trying to form a cult of some kind, fuck steve berra 
he's learned from one of the best:
(http://www.able.org/about/l-ron-hubbard/images/l-ron-hubbard_2.jpg)
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: Baby Rabies on October 10, 2008, 10:00:08 PM
He's gonna be the first to bust the Xenu slide down the L Ron Hubba.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: sweets on October 10, 2008, 10:19:47 PM
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he looks weird even holding a skateboard.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldfdwxkc13A
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Quit talking about b3rra and post more of this guy as long as he's bald and not a skinhead. Fat guys are the best.

If that's the Hazel I'm thinking of, one of our beloved probably knows that guy. Thank you, MS, on behalf of all fat kids, we love you too.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: TheFrontSeatLife on October 10, 2008, 11:57:40 PM
I don't know anything about Hazel Skateboards, but from one fat boy on a skateboard to the next, what up son!
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: TheFrontSeatLife on October 10, 2008, 11:59:13 PM
Also, fuck being a fat skater having a freak out over a trick. We look ridiculous doing it so stop it Zach you're making us look bad.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: frisco on October 11, 2008, 01:14:17 AM
Steve Berra is so fucking lame.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: eight oh eight on October 11, 2008, 01:27:21 AM
c'mon now, berra is known for handling conflict maturely. (http://theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=288)
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: pube tube on October 11, 2008, 01:39:29 AM
c'mon now, berra is known for handling conflict maturely. (http://theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=288)
Berra should take his own advice.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: ed... on October 11, 2008, 03:57:27 AM
c'mon now, berra is known for handling conflict maturely. (http://theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=288)

that was one of the most embarassing things I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on October 11, 2008, 07:24:35 AM
I hope Hunt has an intern who is really daft and accidentally deletes his part.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: heckler on October 11, 2008, 07:58:01 AM
I'm a lot less interested in the berrics now.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: net lurk on October 11, 2008, 09:28:33 AM
THE ANSWER:

http://theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=480

Steve is watchin this board closely...
only thing good about that video was the Radiohead song...... :-\
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: kevbo999 on October 11, 2008, 10:20:46 AM
Berra's a fuckin child.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: coop D.O.G.G. on October 11, 2008, 05:01:36 PM
c'mon. you cant tell me that you dont wanna see zach's fat ass ride that board. im kinda hyped
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: Hobochilli on October 11, 2008, 05:03:30 PM
Steve Berra has always been a whining bitch
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: og.milk on October 11, 2008, 05:34:52 PM
c'mon. you cant tell me that you dont wanna see zach's fat ass ride that board. im kinda hyped
hahahaa i gotta kind agree with that
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: no one you know on October 11, 2008, 06:17:50 PM
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c'mon. you cant tell me that you dont wanna see zach's fat ass ride that board. im kinda hyped
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hahahaa i gotta kind agree with that
He should use "Time Warp" from The Rocky Horror Picture Show for his song. Scoop that epic son!
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: mr. otsu on October 12, 2008, 08:30:03 AM
IS A HxC FAGGOT

/discuss
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2377/2928866926_e63c9ba69b.jpg)

i have no clue why im posting this in skate talk considering the fat piece of shit doesnt even skate.







this guy posts here as TheFrontSeatLife, if you didn't know
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: Choad Muskrat on October 12, 2008, 08:33:57 AM
I don't even know what 'myberrics' is, but if it's like a skateboarding myspace that is disturbing

And Steve Berra whines like a bitch in every video of him speaking, can't he realize this?

Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: crailtapper on October 12, 2008, 10:29:49 AM
in regards to zach the intern and steve berra:


who cares?
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: TheFrontSeatLife on October 12, 2008, 03:46:28 PM
in regards to zach the intern and steve berra:


who cares?

At least 2 dozen. So basically, 2 dozen more people than those who care about Mr. Otsu. 
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: Binomial Nomenclature on October 12, 2008, 04:40:18 PM
the L Ron Hubba.
^made me lol.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: crailtapper on October 12, 2008, 04:47:05 PM
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in regards to zach the intern and steve berra:


who cares?
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At least 2 dozen. So basically, 2 dozen more people than those who care about Mr. Otsu. 


well if he's telling the truth i care about him. if you are zach the intern, i don't like you. this is strictly by association with crybaby berra of course, so know where i'm coming from and don't take it personal.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: toonie on October 12, 2008, 04:59:06 PM
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Steve Berra is so fucking lame.
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Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: Gest on October 12, 2008, 05:20:14 PM
ive never really kept up with or paid attention to the berrics, and its looking like all it is is bitching and whining

who is zach the intern?
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: masturskater on October 12, 2008, 05:54:47 PM
ive never really kept up with or paid attention to the berrics, and its looking like all it is is bitching and whining

who is zach the intern?
some dude that's interning at the berrics.  i think he's so popular among the people that go to the berrics because he has the dream job that they wish they could have.  and since he's a fat ass that can't skate, he's relatable to them.  thus making the dream THAT much more realizable.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: bentmode on October 12, 2008, 07:16:29 PM
they have a word for people who own private skateparks; pedophile. or gay, gay works too.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: Tuna on October 12, 2008, 07:42:58 PM
i have nothing against this guy as he hasn't done anything wrong to me personally. However, i've read his little blog on the berrics and i don't find him funny.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: danker peaches on October 12, 2008, 08:20:10 PM
this whole thread can be summed up to Fuck Steve Berra and almost anything he does
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: brooklyn brawler on October 13, 2008, 08:28:12 AM
I, for one, welcome our fat skateboard guy overlords.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: Sleazy on October 13, 2008, 09:09:09 AM
what a pile of shit. reda's funny and he can skate better than this tool, they should just stick with him. i think berra might like having someone who's a bigger kook getting exposure to take some heat off himself.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: coop D.O.G.G. on October 31, 2008, 12:36:17 PM
so i guess the battle comander thing is a confirmed joke? i gotta say i was hyped at first, but now im just annoyed
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: Cheapboarder on October 31, 2008, 12:48:16 PM
so i guess the battle comander thing is a confirmed joke? i gotta say i was hyped at first, but now im just annoyed

fuck Bearrue
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: Home Skillet on October 31, 2008, 12:49:46 PM
Quite appropriate that someone disabled the comments portion so no one would talk shit on zach not comin through. 
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: Cheapboarder on October 31, 2008, 12:52:38 PM
Quite appropriate that someone disabled the comments portion so no one would talk shit on zach not comin through. 

it's been about 3-5 weeks right?
Steve won't just give up.  Accept your loss.
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: Hatechild on October 31, 2008, 02:10:25 PM
so i guess the battle comander thing is a confirmed joke? i gotta say i was hyped at first, but now im just annoyed

Who really gives a shit about that fat fuc?
Title: Re: Zach the intern
Post by: coop D.O.G.G. on October 31, 2008, 02:13:51 PM
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so i guess the battle comander thing is a confirmed joke? i gotta say i was hyped at first, but now im just annoyed
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Who really gives a shit about that fat fuc?

like i was saying, im over it. but every friday this shit pops up again so hopefully if berra is lurkin, STOP THIS NONSENSE.