Bam drags mud into a Thai restaurant

[bo bice]

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Making fun of stupid fake famous people like bam on a niche website about skateboards says a lot about how stupid this place is and how little it has to do with skateboarding.

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Uhm, Bam has skateboarded. This is about skateboarding.
Checkmate, bitch-ass bitch.

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Nah dude. He skate like Justin Bieber  skated at this point and no one care about dropping in

Hey dickhead, finish a few more duolingo lessons before you try to troll in English. I love your intentions though.

[Mongo Lloyd]

My man, my takes on this site are far from popular. There are times I know my takes are going to catch me a ton of flak. I wouldn’t even consider myself that well liked here.

So I have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about.

Bam and his issues are fair game. Sadly, Bam still refers to himself as a skater.

[Ninj2]

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Making fun of stupid fake famous people like bam on a niche website about skateboards says a lot about how stupid this place is and how little it has to do with skateboarding.

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Uhm, Bam has skateboarded. This is about skateboarding.
Checkmate, bitch-ass bitch.

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Nah dude. He skate like Justin Bieber  skated at this point and no one care about dropping in

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Hey dickhead, finish a few more duolingo lessons before you try to troll in English. I love your intentions though.

So if my internet English better you respect my oooonion more? You fucking clown

[Scarecrow Radio]

I'd respect your onion more if you wore it on your belt

[bo bice]

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Making fun of stupid fake famous people like bam on a niche website about skateboards says a lot about how stupid this place is and how little it has to do with skateboarding.

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Uhm, Bam has skateboarded. This is about skateboarding.
Checkmate, bitch-ass bitch.

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Nah dude. He skate like Justin Bieber  skated at this point and no one care about dropping in

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Hey dickhead, finish a few more duolingo lessons before you try to troll in English. I love your intentions though.

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So if my internet English better you respect my oooonion more? You fucking clown

I could give a fuck less about your ability to speak English, your shitty attitude transcends syntax and is just bad vibes only. but also it’s obvious you’re being a contrarian for attention. Props on learning a second language though, in all seriousness.

[work_lurker]

This is years overdue, but I genuinely think that, as long as all of these vultures around Bam continue to enable him, he'll never get better. Dude needs to go completely off grid, locked in a room to go cold turkey, no Internet, no attention seekers around him, a decent mentor who will help him and not use that for their own gain or to appear virtuous. He needs to completely disappear from public life and get away from all of these arseholes if he's to stand any chance - he'll either end up dead or in jail if this carries on.

But it's probably too late for all that and he actually just needs sectioning. He clearly doesn't have the mental capacity to help himself at this point.

Do you mean the Shaman from Escondido chapter of his life? That was at least 3 or 4 chapters ago and it didn't work.

[Tyroneshoelaces]

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It would be easier for a camel to squeeze through the eye of a needle than for Bam to stay sober.

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Okay GAY this is a deep cut and gives me more insight into who you are. I do wish the best for Bam, although I've never understood or shared the hype/love around him in the first place.

I have only ever kooked someone maybe once or twice max.  thirds a charm

[Ninj2]

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Making fun of stupid fake famous people like bam on a niche website about skateboards says a lot about how stupid this place is and how little it has to do with skateboarding.

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Uhm, Bam has skateboarded. This is about skateboarding.
Checkmate, bitch-ass bitch.

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Nah dude. He skate like Justin Bieber  skated at this point and no one care about dropping in

[close]

Hey dickhead, finish a few more duolingo lessons before you try to troll in English. I love your intentions though.

[close]

So if my internet English better you respect my oooonion more? You fucking clown

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I could give a fuck less about your ability to speak English, your shitty attitude transcends syntax and is just bad vibes only. but also it’s obvious you’re being a contrarian for attention. Props on learning a second language though, in all seriousness.

Breh you are regular

[Szechuan]

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Making fun of stupid fake famous people like bam on a niche website about skateboards says a lot about how stupid this place is and how little it has to do with skateboarding.

[close]

Uhm, Bam has skateboarded. This is about skateboarding.
Checkmate, bitch-ass bitch.

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Nah dude. He skate like Justin Bieber  skated at this point and no one care about dropping in

[close]

Hey dickhead, finish a few more duolingo lessons before you try to troll in English. I love your intentions though.

[close]

So if my internet English better you respect my oooonion more? You fucking clown

[close]

I could give a fuck less about your ability to speak English, your shitty attitude transcends syntax and is just bad vibes only. but also it’s obvious you’re being a contrarian for attention. Props on learning a second language though, in all seriousness.

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Breh you are regular

Yeah, I regular! In both stance and bowel movement!

[Ninj2]

Kewl. That’s great. Is anyone taking about Howell movements? Nah. It’s just some dikheads in the internet picking on bams dumb ass cuz they feel like he owes them cuz the watched jackdaws or call of duty.

[Jebediah]

I don't wanna see that shit

[SkatingOnNeptune]

I don't wanna see that shit

Yeah you do

[Buttworm]

Making fun of stupid fake famous people like bam on a niche website about skateboards says a lot about how stupid this place is and how little it has to do with skateboarding.

Who hurt you breh

[Síota]

I'd respect your onion more if you wore it on your belt

Gnar'd.

[shredflanders]

Kewl. That’s great. Is anyone taking about Howell movements? Nah. It’s just some dikheads in the internet picking on bams dumb ass cuz they feel like he owes them cuz the watched jackdaws or call of duty.

Not in  this thread, there are already plenty others for discussion around Howell's movements. Such glorious movements.

[Mongo Lloyd]

I’m stuck here at work having to take a Howell movement, but there’s no privacy in this little house. Everyone would hear me blasting ass through this louvre door.

[Sick Duck]

I’m stuck here at work having to take a Howell movement, but there’s no privacy in this little house. Everyone would hear me blasting ass through this louvre door.

everybody shits, let it rip

[Mongo Lloyd]

Update: got home, had a relaxing 15 minute Howell movement. I feel reborn and invigorated.

Thank you Slap, this Bam thread and Ninj2.

[Cheshire Cat]

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6M6q8XpKG3/?igsh=MTkxenEyNm01eHBrZQ==

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"A little tiffy-tif w/my girlfriend."

Shit, looks like it might be time to update the sign back to zero.

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"....Mint tea, Fuck you".

That made me crack up. Best of luck with the Scottish Album Bamuel.

[Ninj2]

Always shit on the clock breh. Get that money.

[Lou Strux]

Boss makes a dollar.
I make a dime.
THAT’s why I shit on company time.

[Colt Cannon's Cargos]

just waiting for this to end with bam killing someone a la the “terry kennedy of baker”thread

[kookdusoleil]

just waiting for this to end with bam killing someone a la the “terry kennedy of baker”thread

It won’t be with his hands

[Dr-Feelgood]

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Making fun of stupid fake famous people like bam on a niche website about skateboards says a lot about how stupid this place is and how little it has to do with skateboarding.

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Uhm, Bam has skateboarded. This is about skateboarding.
Checkmate, bitch-ass bitch.

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Nah dude. He skate like Justin Bieber  skated at this point and no one care about dropping in

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Hey dickhead, finish a few more duolingo lessons before you try to troll in English. I love your intentions though.

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So if my internet English better you respect my oooonion more? You fucking clown

everybody should respect everybodys onions, they are a vital part of any recipe

[Mongo Lloyd]

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just waiting for this to end with bam killing someone a la the “terry kennedy of baker”thread

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It won’t be with his hands

Ahem, mud clubs.

[fineslime]

one morning I woke up to a phone call from my mom and the first thing out of her mouth was, "BAM DIED!" I jumped up and screamed, "WHAT!?" I got out of bed and screamed over and over again," WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???" I was heartbroken, mortified, and confused all at the same time.

turns out my Mom misread an article headline about Bam taking ayahuasca or some psychedelic experience shit where he, "died," during his experience.

I say that to say that we all joke about Bam now, but we all would be completely heartbroken if anything were to ever happen to him.

[Marv]

He’s basically indestructible at this point

[Cheshire Cat]

He’s basically indestructible at this point

"I know now why you're Dry. But it is something I can never do..."

But seriously- the longer this goes on the more I worry about him.

[GAY]

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just waiting for this to end with bam killing someone a la the “terry kennedy of baker”thread

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It won’t be with his hands

His toenail will be the murder weapon for sure.

[Jebediah]

He’s basically indestructible at this point

Come with me if you want to mud