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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #180 on: December 13, 2009, 12:34:40 PM »
theyre pulling the infamous punch from the episode

http://dlisted.com/node/35210

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #181 on: December 13, 2009, 01:34:46 PM »
theyre pulling the infamous punch from the episode

http://dlisted.com/node/35210

thats bullshit

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #182 on: December 13, 2009, 03:37:01 PM »
theyre pulling the infamous punch from the episode

http://dlisted.com/node/35210
"What happened to Snooki was a crime and obviously extremely disturbing. After hearing from our viewers, further consulting with experts on the issue of violence, and seeing how the video footage has been taken out of context not to show the severity of this act or resulting consequences, MTV has decided not to air Snooki being physically punched in the face."

So in a serious press release, they call her snooki, and then specify "physically" punched in the face. Why?
They better just take out that scene if they have to, and leave the aftermath.
And the footage has not been taken out of context, mtv made a show and intentionally filled it with the 8 most punchable people in the country, then portrayed them to be super trash, and made America want them to get hit even more. When one of them finally did get socked, of course there were going to be people celebrating. I would argue to say that out of context, this image is actually far more disturbing.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #183 on: December 14, 2009, 11:16:58 AM »
mtv made a show and intentionally filled it with the 8 most punchable people in the country
this is the absolute truth.

i really hope a diehard fan takes the commercial footage and edits it back into the episode.  fuck, if some starwars kid can edit jarjar out of an entire movie, someone can cut a 7 second clip back into a 43 minute tv show.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #184 on: December 14, 2009, 12:12:35 PM »
Me and my Coworker where talking about it today and he was like, "yeah, my girlfriend's friend is a 2nd cousin of Snooki..." I stopped him mid sentence and asked him if he ragged the fuck out of her. He said hell yeah.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #185 on: December 14, 2009, 12:23:43 PM »
good point, gip

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #186 on: December 14, 2009, 08:30:34 PM »
wait... there's a guy called "the situation?"

tv is on a whole nother plane of which I never could have imagined...
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #187 on: December 14, 2009, 08:46:21 PM »
wait... there's a guy called "the situation?"

tv is on a whole nother plane of which I never could have imagined...
yeah, and he named his abs "the situation" too. Not even kidding. This person exists, and MTV found him.
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #188 on: December 14, 2009, 09:00:51 PM »
Top 10 quotes from Jersey Shore via MSN:

10. "The party's employed these pants tonight."

9. "Everybody loves me. Babies, dogs, hot girls, cougars."

8. "Me, I'm on the outcast."

7. "This is the Jersey shore. What do you expect us to do? Play with each other the whole time?"

6. "You have your penis pierced. I love it.... I just saw your penis."

5. "I don't give a f**k if you'e fat, you're ugly, you're 45 years old. I'll dance with ya. I think it's hilarious."

4. "I love the Jersey shore. I love being a guidette. But no one can understand how I feel right now."

3. "That's what you get from putting a fat girl's ass in your face. That's how you get pink eye."

2. "I feel this job is beneath me. I'm a bartender. I do great things."

1. "I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend. And I felt like eating ham and drinking water."  <------Amazing!

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #189 on: December 14, 2009, 09:02:38 PM »
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wait... there's a guy called "the situation?"

tv is on a whole nother plane of which I never could have imagined...
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yeah, and he named his abs "the situation" too. Not even kidding. This person exists, and MTV found him.

Eric, here's a taste of how he talks:

“This situation is gonna be indescribable you can’t even describe the situation that you’re about to get into the situation.”

Yes, that sentence actually happened.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #190 on: December 14, 2009, 10:17:54 PM »
Jersey Shore After Show is the fucking best.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #191 on: December 15, 2009, 02:24:24 AM »
hi


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #192 on: December 15, 2009, 02:54:16 AM »
oh shit, she's doing porn?!

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #193 on: December 15, 2009, 04:47:13 AM »
whatever is posted there, can't see it.  please tell me it's jwoww's fake boobs bouncing up and down so i can look forward to that after work.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #194 on: December 15, 2009, 08:44:19 AM »
These guys are all over TMZ now. This means they've fucking made it!!!

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #195 on: December 15, 2009, 10:16:15 AM »
snooki spin off?
"Front row tickets to a bomb ass play"

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #196 on: December 15, 2009, 01:49:16 PM »
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wait... there's a guy called "the situation?"

tv is on a whole nother plane of which I never could have imagined...
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yeah, and he named his abs "the situation" too. Not even kidding. This person exists, and MTV found him.
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Eric, here's a taste of how he talks:

“This situation is gonna be indescribable you can’t even describe the situation that you’re about to get into the situation.”

Yes, that sentence actually happened.

my brain just made this face  :o inside my skull
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #197 on: December 15, 2009, 02:51:06 PM »
Does anyone have a download link - I'm in the UK so can't see it streaming. 

I have a feeling that me and this show were made for each other

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #198 on: December 15, 2009, 03:03:46 PM »
http://jwoww.com/

"Jenni brings the ultimate in real drama!!!"   ::)

MTV got these fuckers Twitter accounts

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http://twitter.com/JENNIWOWW

http://twitter.com/Sn00ki


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #199 on: December 15, 2009, 03:36:18 PM »
Does anyone have a download link - I'm in the UK so can't see it streaming. 

I have a feeling that me and this show were made for each other
I'm in the same situation as you, needless to say I dug out a link really quick!

http://tvshack.net/tv/Jersey_Shore/season_1/episode_1/

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #200 on: December 15, 2009, 03:40:43 PM »
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Does anyone have a download link - I'm in the UK so can't see it streaming. 

I have a feeling that me and this show were made for each other
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I'm in the same situation as you, needless to say I dug out a link really quick!

http://tvshack.net/tv/Jersey_Shore/season_1/episode_1/
I see what you did right there, but did you?

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #201 on: December 15, 2009, 03:46:56 PM »
Haha I didn't even notice.  ;D


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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #202 on: December 15, 2009, 04:20:09 PM »
To all the Euros, do these guys remind you of the Turkish kids?  When I was in Germany I thought alot of the Turkish kids would pass well for guidos.  Same bad taste in clothing and hair.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #203 on: December 15, 2009, 04:31:38 PM »
To all the Euros, do these guys remind you of the Turkish kids?  When I was in Germany I thought alot of the Turkish kids would pass well for guidos.  Same bad taste in clothing and hair.
Yes I actually see where you're coming from > Euro-trash. Only words to describe them.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #204 on: December 15, 2009, 05:38:35 PM »
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Does anyone have a download link - I'm in the UK so can't see it streaming. 

I have a feeling that me and this show were made for each other
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I'm in the same situation as you, needless to say I dug out a link really quick!

http://tvshack.net/tv/Jersey_Shore/season_1/episode_1/

Thanks to this link I am finally watching the show.  And even after all I've read in here...my mind is still BLOWN!!!

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #205 on: December 15, 2009, 06:07:39 PM »
I looked at JWow's page, and one of you guys are already her friends. This is why I love this place.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #206 on: December 15, 2009, 06:24:29 PM »
jwow wont let me add her on facebook, so snooki it is
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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #207 on: December 15, 2009, 09:21:35 PM »
Sorry, sometimes I get overly defensive on that point.

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #208 on: December 16, 2009, 10:09:26 AM »
omg

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Re: Jersey Shore
« Reply #209 on: December 16, 2009, 10:11:22 AM »
i'm from jersey all i wanna say is this shit is fucking embarrassing.