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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5970 on: May 03, 2021, 03:31:36 PM »
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j casanova raps like hes never heard a rap song before it still blows my mind. you'd think he would have improved after all these years
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I’m still waiting for him to come out and say “longest April fools ever!!!”

This shit ain't no joke. 36 year old Jeremy is coming to take over the rap game.



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« Reply #5971 on: May 03, 2021, 03:40:44 PM »
i feel like jereme's music is one of the strongest arguments against the existence of god this world has ever been presented. to "trust in god" and be provided that severe a lack of ability after a decade of work would be a savagery no all-powerful being could do conscionably

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5972 on: May 03, 2021, 03:42:32 PM »
i feel like jereme's music is one of the strongest arguments against the existence of god this world has ever been presented. to "trust in god" and be provided that severe a lack of ability after a decade of work would be a savagery no all-powerful being could do conscionably
God doesn't want this man in hip hop, I see nothing but The Lord at work here my man

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5973 on: May 03, 2021, 06:51:15 PM »
J casanova is the Corey Feldman of skateboarding

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5974 on: May 04, 2021, 12:59:44 AM »
Where is he getting the money to keep this dream alive ?

That studio looks pretty fancy
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5975 on: May 04, 2021, 01:47:21 AM »
If he started going by "JR BLAST-OFF" again, then I could get behind it!

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5976 on: May 04, 2021, 07:10:59 AM »
15 years in the game without having to drop a single money making property.

This man is getting high with other people who like to get high and when they get high enough, they start fucking around with music but never enough to finish....then rinse & repeat for 15 years .

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5977 on: May 04, 2021, 08:13:22 AM »
Music is like skateboarding, if by 36 you haven't made it (except a few cases) you're better off getting a side job.

What's Mr. Casanova's side job? Weed?
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5978 on: May 04, 2021, 08:29:06 AM »
15 years in the game without having to drop a single money making property.

This man is getting high with other people who like to get high and when they get high enough, they start fucking around with music but never enough to finish....then rinse & repeat for 15 years .

total conjecture on your part tbh, i haven’t seen jereme rodgers once in my life let alone smoked with him

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5979 on: May 04, 2021, 11:22:53 AM »
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15 years in the game without having to drop a single money making property.

This man is getting high with other people who like to get high and when they get high enough, they start fucking around with music but never enough to finish....then rinse & repeat for 15 years .
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total conjecture on your part tbh, i haven’t seen jereme rodgers once in my life let alone smoked with him
I agree, it would be hard to smoke with/judge someone you can't see

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5980 on: May 04, 2021, 11:54:40 AM »
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Where is he getting the money to keep this dream alive ?

That studio looks pretty fancy
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Have you ever heard of this stuff called cocaine? It's a white powder that you snort to get high. Crazy, huh? Apparently it's a big thing.

I thought it was methaine?
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5981 on: May 04, 2021, 12:09:05 PM »
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j casanova raps like hes never heard a rap song before it still blows my mind. you'd think he would have improved after all these years
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I’m still waiting for him to come out and say “longest April fools ever!!!”
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This shit ain't no joke. 36 year old Jeremy is coming to take over the rap game.



i shouldn't be surprised but that insta is a depressing rabbit hole. makes me feel sorry for the guy.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5982 on: May 08, 2021, 01:04:39 PM »
As one commentator says: ‘oh yeah, I’m the Macho Man Randy Savage’.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5983 on: May 08, 2021, 01:07:52 PM »
Sheckler of hairline, on baldness?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5984 on: May 08, 2021, 07:04:23 PM »
Maybe he just started road cycling, all my 30 year old friends wear these

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5985 on: May 08, 2021, 08:40:07 PM »
As one commentator says: ‘oh yeah, I’m the Macho Man Randy Savage’.



As a bald man who has rocked a shaved head for a decade or so there is no sweeter justice in this life than getting to say “bit of trouble up top ay” to mates starting to thin out (like this) .. watching their heart drop makes me smile.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5986 on: May 08, 2021, 09:40:31 PM »
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j casanova raps like hes never heard a rap song before it still blows my mind. you'd think he would have improved after all these years
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I’m still waiting for him to come out and say “longest April fools ever!!!”
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This shit ain't no joke. 36 year old Jeremy is coming to take over the rap game.



I'm so genuinely perplexed by his current lifestyle. He constantly posts vids of him hanging in nice ass pads and cars that belong to people he is hanging out with, but it's clear he's not employed unless he's selling drugs to these people. My best guess at this point is that he somehow convinces LA trust-fund idiots to let him party/crash with them all the time without them realizing how incredibly washed-up and braindead he is. Like, dude is in his mid-30's constantly posting sleepover videos and shit. I guess he's just accumulated enough friends in that scene at this point to float around and somehow do whatever he wants? I'm sure the fact he was at one point a top pro skater is enough for these people to want to hang with him, but like-- the music thing is also insane. Been a decade of rapping and he sounds worse than ever, was posting anti-vax shit the entirety of this past year...Guess I'm just jealous that his brain is clearly mush and he's still living better than me. Don't hate the player, hate the game and all that...

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5987 on: May 08, 2021, 10:25:08 PM »
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j casanova raps like hes never heard a rap song before it still blows my mind. you'd think he would have improved after all these years
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I’m still waiting for him to come out and say “longest April fools ever!!!”
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This shit ain't no joke. 36 year old Jeremy is coming to take over the rap game.


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I'm so genuinely perplexed by his current lifestyle. He constantly posts vids of him hanging in nice ass pads and cars that belong to people he is hanging out with, but it's clear he's not employed unless he's selling drugs to these people. My best guess at this point is that he somehow convinces LA trust-fund idiots to let him party/crash with them all the time without them realizing how incredibly washed-up and braindead he is. Like, dude is in his mid-30's constantly posting sleepover videos and shit. I guess he's just accumulated enough friends in that scene at this point to float around and somehow do whatever he wants? I'm sure the fact he was at one point a top pro skater is enough for these people to want to hang with him, but like-- the music thing is also insane. Been a decade of rapping and he sounds worse than ever, was posting anti-vax shit the entirety of this past year...Guess I'm just jealous that his brain is clearly mush and he's still living better than me. Don't hate the player, hate the game and all that...

He’s definitely floating and milking his friends. I know he does sell weed and party drugs on the side as well. His big payday, that he still lives off of, is that he became friends with RexKudo who produced Post Malone's first album and he slid J.R. a couple hundred thousand dollars a few years back to be his ‘lifestyle guru’. Typical LA bullshit but not a bad hustle.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5988 on: May 08, 2021, 11:51:37 PM »
^^ if this was even remotely true, It'd be amazing that Jeremy's annoying ass was able to create a better situation than Safranski who gets to go on tour with lil Wayne and probably gets to spend lil Wayne's money.

Also could anyone imagine paying Jeremy for advice on anything? I don't think I'd even listen to a Jeremy Roger trick tip.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5989 on: May 09, 2021, 07:30:56 AM »
Maybe he just started road cycling, all my 30 year old friends wear these

lol my Instagram feed is like 50% my cyclist friends and they were allllllll stoked on these.

As far as Sheckler goes, it looks like he’s just goofing off in some ridiculous free sunglasses. Sucks about the hairline, but he’s got the money to get that fixed up if he wants.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5990 on: May 13, 2021, 10:32:43 AM »
J3R3'S out there cyring like a baby again in his stories if anyone wants to see it, last time was after he watched seaspiracy.


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« Reply #5991 on: May 13, 2021, 11:44:12 AM »
J3R3'S out there cyring like a baby again in his stories if anyone wants to see it, last time was after he watched seaspiracy.

Thank you for this, I needed a good laugh.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5992 on: May 13, 2021, 11:49:39 AM »
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J3R3'S out there cyring like a baby again in his stories if anyone wants to see it, last time was after he watched seaspiracy.
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Thank you for this, I needed a good laugh.

Can someone record/repost it for those of us who can't see it?

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I love when people bring up world hunger. It makes everything meaningless.
"That guy is double parked."
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5993 on: May 13, 2021, 12:06:37 PM »
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J3R3'S out there cyring like a baby again in his stories if anyone wants to see it, last time was after he watched seaspiracy.
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Thank you for this, I needed a good laugh.

Holy shit, and I thought Craig was underqualified to be discussing that conflict. (note that I myself have 0 credibility (and take no sides) on the issue, but I don't think that 99% of Americans discussing the issue really know much either).
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5994 on: May 13, 2021, 12:37:57 PM »
That was some bad fake crying.

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« Reply #5995 on: May 13, 2021, 01:01:42 PM »
That was some bad fake crying.
What're you talking about?  He's GENUINELY concerned about his friend's family in Gaza.  So much so that he needed to let everyone know on Instagram!

Also, that's my first trip to his instagram and I don't think I knew he was a trumpkin.  I mean I probably should have guessed, but I didn't.

Get hungry on it!

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« Reply #5996 on: May 13, 2021, 01:04:15 PM »
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That was some bad fake crying.
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What're you talking about?  He's GENUINELY concerned about his friend's family in Gaza.  So much so that he needed to let everyone know on Instagram!

Also, that's my first trip to his instagram and I don't think I knew he was a trumpkin.  I mean I probably should have guessed, but I didn't.

Don't forget that he thinks Covid is a Hoax.

This dude is just such a waste of talent... I'm so embarrassed that I liked his Yea Right part when it came out. In retrospect the sacking was the best part.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5997 on: May 13, 2021, 03:15:04 PM »
wasn't he calling out niJAH to play skate for cash? he has a better chance playing bam a game of MUD

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5998 on: May 14, 2021, 05:52:24 AM »
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That was some bad fake crying.
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What're you talking about?  He's GENUINELY concerned about his friend's family in Gaza.  So much so that he needed to let everyone know on Instagram!

Also, that's my first trip to his instagram and I don't think I knew he was a trumpkin.  I mean I probably should have guessed, but I didn't.
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Don't forget that he thinks Covid is a Hoax.

This dude is just such a waste of talent... I'm so embarrassed that I liked his Yea Right part when it came out. In retrospect the sacking was the best part.

Yeah I think that is sort of a package deal.

And I get it, I was stoked on him back in those days too.  I'm sure in his own head he's a hiphop superstar, but whoever the people are around him that are feeding that notion are doing him a great disservices.

Get hungry on it!

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #5999 on: May 14, 2021, 06:55:57 AM »
somebody must be giving him money. He's always got a roof over his head