Seriously though, I used to have these giant toads. They were called South American Horned Toads. They may be the same thing as Pac Man frogs, I'm not real smart. Anywho, I fed them goldfish, crickets and pinky mice. As the toads grew I fed them bigger and bigger mice until they could chug down a live adult mouse. It was super awesome. One time I threw a pinky mouse between them and they both chomped it at once and had a tug o' war with it. They ripped the thing in half. They grew to be bigger than a Carl's Jr. Six Dollar burger. They died when I fed them salamanders. They were named Chet and Norm after Chet from Wierd Science when Lisa turned him into a blob of poop and Norm from Cheers.
I also had a couple of lizrds called anolls. They were small and could camoflauge into plants. They more I handled them the mellower they got so they would just chill with me.
If you get any kind of reptile make sure that you put vitamin supplements on their food. I noticed this would make them healthier and more active.