if the lion is female, the lion wins the race. if the lion is male, the bear probably wins the race.
but do females navigate piss porrly in the animal realm too?
*i hope this thread has been helpful or therapeutic in some shape or form. i believe my girlfriend was naked about ten minutes after i began showing her these pictures to cheer her up. i guesstimate between eight and twelve minutes, from the initial picture to dress hitting the floor.*