Author Topic: things that made you laugh today (Read 3633737 times)

AssFlea · « **Reply #25711 on:** November 14, 2019, 08:36:40 AM »

People ask me to paint some I'm not caring if I go back to jail spots. Some I'm young and I can run spots.

Fame is stupid. Only vandal squad and junkies know what's up.

There's only like 3 people I'd paint with illegal. No one new. Idc if you remember this or remember that. I remember teaching people shit and then turning on me.

Fuck art

JB · « **Reply #25712 on:** November 14, 2019, 12:01:30 PM »

Some dude just offered to trade me weed for some guitar gear that I have for sale on Craigslist.

Beeda Weeda · « **Reply #25713 on:** November 15, 2019, 04:14:19 AM »

and?
are you baked doing air guitar to dookie?

EXTRA SPICY · « **Reply #25714 on:** November 15, 2019, 06:54:02 PM »

Quote from: JB on November 14, 2019, 12:01:30 PM

Some dude just offered to trade me weed for some guitar gear that I have for sale on Craigslist.

I get more offers from Craigslist users with weed than I do cash.
Then again I live in the weed capitol of the world.

Gnarfunkell · « **Reply #25715 on:** November 15, 2019, 08:40:04 PM »

Quote from: Hmmmm Nice Bike on November 08, 2019, 06:45:26 AM

Nosferatu · « **Reply #25716 on:** November 15, 2019, 10:26:35 PM »

Pho King Hung Lo Mein · « **Reply #25717 on:** November 16, 2019, 04:07:19 AM »

We have wood floors, which get pretty slick after I hit em with the Murphy Oil.

So, my spazzy little chihuahua terrier sees my wife come through the door, gets excited, and takes off toward her so fast, but just can't get his paws to "hook" on the wood floor, so he's there peeling out for about 7 seconds before he starts to gain a little traction. So fuckin funny.

Then later after his bath, he comes flying down the stairs like some "bat outta hell", hits that fucking wood like its a sheet of black ice. His feet slip out and he slides on his side about 6 feet across the floor. Got eem!

Skart · « **Reply #25718 on:** November 16, 2019, 04:43:11 AM »

I didn't know tits could be shot that far on demand

Sick

WastedHippy · « **Reply #25719 on:** November 16, 2019, 03:32:08 PM »

AssFlea · « **Reply #25720 on:** November 16, 2019, 08:21:06 PM »

I just found ea skate upstairs. I've never played this. I haven't played anything's since thps2

I did a nollie tre while bombing a hill. I laughed so hard

silhouette · « **Reply #25721 on:** November 17, 2019, 05:40:18 AM »

this old clip of Adrien Bulard getting caught trying to steal beer after a party and trying to play it off like he's doing everybody a service

BallDontLie · « **Reply #25722 on:** November 17, 2019, 01:12:34 PM »

Quote from: Hmmmm Nice Bike on November 08, 2019, 06:45:26 AM

Hahaha... that’s similar to when you see all those “online beefs” when the two parties actually meet in person.

JB · « **Reply #25723 on:** November 18, 2019, 07:19:02 AM »

This brilliant product on Amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B016856FDG?pf_rd_p=183f5289-9dc0-416f-942e-e8f213ef368b&pf_rd_r=5EFR5X8PAZ1TN9QJTH19

Cool Ceith · « **Reply #25724 on:** November 18, 2019, 10:32:05 AM »

Watched Ford v. Ferrari last night—which takes place in the 1950s—and in the background of one very long, emotional scene you can clearly see a bunch of skaters skating at a modern public skatepark… surrounded by painstakingly chosen era-appropriate automobiles.

The producers took so much care in getting the era just right, except for that one glaring anachronism.

svilleantigo · « **Reply #25725 on:** November 19, 2019, 05:51:33 PM »

os89 · « **Reply #25726 on:** November 20, 2019, 02:40:01 AM »

Diocletian · « **Reply #25727 on:** November 20, 2019, 08:30:56 AM »

shucknjive · « **Reply #25728 on:** November 20, 2019, 08:37:57 AM »

Bart, theres gonna be a new video game system 4 us

the 10/10 games make Red Dead 2 look like a 7

AssFlea · « **Reply #25729 on:** November 20, 2019, 08:49:57 AM »

Quote from: shucknjive on November 20, 2019, 08:37:57 AM

Bart, theres gonna be a new video game system 4 us

the 10/10 games make Red Dead 2 look like a 7

it's called Bart?

Molte · « **Reply #25730 on:** November 20, 2019, 09:26:34 AM »

Guy mixed two songs, claims a Nickleback song is the outcome..

AssFlea · « **Reply #25731 on:** November 20, 2019, 09:32:09 AM »

Quote from: Molte on November 20, 2019, 09:26:34 AM

Guy mixed two songs, claims a Nickleback song is the outcome..

wow. That's good as helll lol

Skart · « **Reply #25732 on:** November 20, 2019, 03:37:40 PM »

That train guy has been stoked for years right

WastedHippy · « **Reply #25733 on:** November 20, 2019, 04:00:40 PM »

Quote from: Diocletian on November 20, 2019, 08:30:56 AM

lol this guy is truly stoked on the train

Cool Ceith · « **Reply #25734 on:** November 20, 2019, 05:02:27 PM »

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wow. That's good as helll lol

Well I guess I'm a fuckin Nickelhead then, because that was straight up fire.

hmmmokay · « **Reply #25735 on:** November 20, 2019, 05:06:07 PM »

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lol this guy is truly stoked on the train

The video I didn't know I needed this evening.

brycickle · « **Reply #25736 on:** November 20, 2019, 09:58:08 PM »

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lol this guy is truly stoked on the train

Willie · « **Reply #25737 on:** November 21, 2019, 11:09:12 AM »

“Novice Driver” sticker next to “Lyft” sticker on the car in front of me.

Should probably be standard issue to all Lyft and Uber drivers.

WastedHippy · « **Reply #25738 on:** November 21, 2019, 02:01:45 PM »

City of Drunken Totems · « **Reply #25739 on:** November 21, 2019, 02:32:06 PM »

Quote from: brycickle on November 20, 2019, 09:58:08 PM

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lol this guy is truly stoked on the train
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Loll the best
Train videos a classic too, tf is a foamer

Author Topic: things that made you laugh today (Read 3633737 times)

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