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I didn't want to do it at first, but a shameless no-shirt photo got me waaaay more matches.
yeah? well im fat that would do the opposite for me
I know a lot of girls that actually like heavier guys, regardless of how 'cut' they are. Just gotta make it work for you.
Plus, you're the one that's been hooking up with girls, I haven't gotten one yet...although I have kept in contact with a few.
let me tell you the girls i met on tinder....
First one was really hot like that set the bar for me with all the other tindser girls, didn't cum with her
second one it was a longboarder... yea you should probably kook me but i wasnt skating than so i just said why not. She brought up longboarding and i just ignored it. She wouldnt even kiss me
third one was super fat, but i didnt care i use this app just to hang out with people and i want those people to be girls but whatewver she is from my area so i said fuck it. She made out with me for like 5 seconds and than ignored me
fourth one was the 25 year old, great ass and we did it doggie style so i think thats why i came, still talk to her time to time.
5th one it was the spanish girl i mean yea she was thick but it worked for her very well, when i was fucking her my dick went soft
the 6th one was my most recent one and honestly i haven't gotten a full boner since i had sex with her, i mean she had a bigger gut than me and yea i dont have high standards but come on the man is suppose to be the fat one. when i tried to hit her from the back her ass was hairy and honestly it smelled like she never as wiped before.
and i just recently got matched up with a 17 year old who still has braces.
dont be jealous of me