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Title: New B3n K Footage
Post by: sweatin on August 23, 2018, 02:13:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hjr3jNYkK0
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Post by: cosmicgypsies on August 23, 2018, 02:14:59 PM
kid needs some prozac or suttin like that
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Post by: CHONGO on August 23, 2018, 02:18:04 PM
good ol boy
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Post by: shripshrapper on August 23, 2018, 02:21:08 PM
kid needs some prozac or suttin like that

Yes, he needs to be medicated and sent to a government kill site ASAP.
Title: Re: New B3n K Footage
Post by: cosmicgypsies on August 23, 2018, 02:28:54 PM
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kid needs some prozac or suttin like that
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Yes, he needs to be medicated and sent to a government kill site ASAP.

i wouldn't go that far i mean i know funeral is hockeys new thing or whatever but he aint gotta be lookin like hes just been to a funeral 24/7
Title: Re: New B3n K Footage
Post by: GAY on August 23, 2018, 02:36:25 PM
1 10v3 th15
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Post by: thebacker on August 23, 2018, 02:44:46 PM
hey instead of being brainless and posting this in UWTB how about you check the part of the site for photos/videos.

edit: and would you look at that! http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=101072.msg0#new theres already a thread for it.
Title: Re: New B3n K Footage
Post by: miff on August 23, 2018, 03:33:46 PM
Dope.
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on August 23, 2018, 03:46:23 PM
when his shirt is tucked in he looks like geoge costanza
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Post by: GOKU on August 23, 2018, 04:02:07 PM
People who don't think this dude is super sick and fun to watch are TRIPPING ON BALLS! From all accounts I've heard he is a sweet boi as well. A true free thinker. Can't wait for his Supreme part/footage!
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Post by: MintySandwhich on August 23, 2018, 04:21:55 PM
love anything he produces
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Post by: Sold Out on August 23, 2018, 04:58:28 PM
never been a fan
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Post by: emchen on August 23, 2018, 06:31:29 PM
my favorite part about Ben K is that he looks like he's about eat shit at any moment

some good clips in this
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Post by: straight fucking edge on August 23, 2018, 06:34:42 PM
never thought I would be listening to mortician in a skate video
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Post by: Pigeon on August 23, 2018, 06:38:02 PM
People who don't think this dude is super sick and fun to watch are TRIPPING ON BALLS! From all accounts I've heard he is a sweet boi as well. A true free thinker. Can't wait for his Supreme part/footage!
That’s a weird phrase, and are you calling him a trans male?
Title: Re: New B3n K Footage
Post by: GOKU on August 23, 2018, 10:14:53 PM
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People who don't think this dude is super sick and fun to watch are TRIPPING ON BALLS! From all accounts I've heard he is a sweet boi as well. A true free thinker. Can't wait for his Supreme part/footage!
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That’s a weird phrase, and are you calling him a trans male?

I don't get it!

RE: tripping on balls, welp I was just trying to be silly and make up a super cool phrase.
Title: Re: New B3n K Footage
Post by: Hoeboi on August 23, 2018, 10:28:56 PM
part was kinda fire. i feel like his oshkosh b'gosh pants make it seem like he's ollieing higher than he really is though.
Title: Re: New B3n K Footage
Post by: Coolhats on August 24, 2018, 04:06:21 AM
part was kinda fire. i feel like his oshkosh b'gosh pants make it seem like he's ollieing higher than he really is though.

I don’t think so! That switch boardalide looked pretty high and he made it look casual
Title: Re: New B3n K Footage
Post by: Dermbot on August 24, 2018, 09:30:04 AM
too contrived. his spots. his gear. his looks. his tricks. its all a theme. its like a costume and a character. it all seems so forced to me. I get how some like it tho. hes kinda hairball but doesnt blip my radar.
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Post by: shit_for_brains on August 24, 2018, 09:44:53 AM
too contrived. his spots. his gear. his looks. his tricks. its all a theme. its like a costume and a character. it all seems so forced to me. I get how some like it tho. hes kinda hairball but doesnt blip my radar.

Yeah he does you just detailed your feelings about him
Title: Re: New B3n K Footage
Post by: Eds_gallerist on August 24, 2018, 10:38:16 AM
Everything he does looks so off that it looks good.  Can't fake that I guess. However, his slams are more enjoyable to me than his skating, just like AA's.
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Post by: Far from relevant on August 24, 2018, 10:49:35 AM
People who don't think this dude is super sick and fun to watch are TRIPPING ON BALLS! From all accounts I've heard he is a sweet boi as well. A true free thinker. Can't wait for his Supreme part/footage!

I really really hate the way he dresses, but I do like his skating.
Title: Re: New B3n K Footage
Post by: fs overkrook on August 24, 2018, 11:20:34 AM
part was kinda fire. i feel like his oshkosh b'gosh pants make it seem like he's ollieing higher than he really is though.
You’re trippin. Dude skates dick high rails like it’s a flat bar.
Title: Re: New B3n K Footage
Post by: Hoeboi on August 24, 2018, 11:48:00 AM
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part was kinda fire. i feel like his oshkosh b'gosh pants make it seem like he's ollieing higher than he really is though.
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You’re trippin. Dude skates dick high rails like it’s a flat bar.

na my guy think about it. he runs his pants at least a couple inches above his real waistline and the cuffs look to be about 3 inches above his ankle point. that adds a solid few inches to his ollie. he's on some chris angle shit.
Title: Re: New B3n K Footage
Post by: sharkin on August 24, 2018, 12:00:47 PM
What’s a chris angle in radians?
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Post by: heckler on August 24, 2018, 04:31:41 PM
too contrived. his spots. his gear. his looks. his tricks. its all a theme. its like a costume and a character. it all seems so forced to me.
Congrats, you just described every single professional skateboarder to a T.
Title: Re: New B3n K Footage
Post by: anon on August 24, 2018, 05:24:19 PM
What’s a chris angle in radians?
https://calcworkshop.com/radian-measure/degrees-to-radians/
Title: Re: New B3n K Footage
Post by: full of jerks on August 24, 2018, 05:24:50 PM
What’s a chris angle in radians?

chris angle x pi /180
Title: Re: New B3n K Footage
Post by: Hoeboi on August 24, 2018, 06:20:03 PM
What’s a chris angle in radians?

y'all think you slick huh. i see u grammar nazi i see u
Title: Re: New B3n K Footage
Post by: SHIREFLIP on August 24, 2018, 07:47:56 PM
OOF Caillou is my fuckin dude.
Title: Re: New B3n K Footage
Post by: botefdunn on August 24, 2018, 09:58:15 PM
People who don't think this dude is super sick and fun to watch are TRIPPING ON BALLS! From all accounts I've heard he is a sweet boi as well. A true free thinker. Can't wait for his Supreme part/footage!

This reminded me of the time I delivered food to a shut-in who had elefantitus of the nutsack. He was a middleaged eastern european gentleman, sitting on the edge of his bed in a shirt and no pants, his oversize testicles reaching halfway down to the floor where they rested on a small beanbag.
Title: Re: New B3n K Footage
Post by: ManMelt on August 24, 2018, 11:23:54 PM
People who don't think this dude is super sick and fun to watch are TRIPPING ON BALLS! From all accounts I've heard he is a sweet boi as well. A true free thinker. Can't wait for his Supreme part/footage!

He is a nice boy. I enjoy his footage and his approach to skating is different. I dig that. I just wish he could land a trick without looking so disgusted. We know you’re edgy Ben, now smile when you land bolts and high-five somebody.

Title: Re: New B3n K Footage
Post by: fs overkrook on August 25, 2018, 12:00:19 AM
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part was kinda fire. i feel like his oshkosh b'gosh pants make it seem like he's ollieing higher than he really is though.
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You’re trippin. Dude skates dick high rails like it’s a flat bar.
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na my guy think about it. he runs his pants at least a couple inches above his real waistline and the cuffs look to be about 3 inches above his ankle point. that adds a solid few inches to his ollie. he's on some chris angle shit.
Dude I’ve skated with Ben he’s got mad pop and will try anything. It’s jaw dropping. You’re just being weird about how he wears his clothing. If you’re hating on him about anything it should be his hair when it’s parted down the middle and slicked back.
Title: Re: New B3n K Footage
Post by: Hoeboi on August 25, 2018, 12:13:27 AM
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part was kinda fire. i feel like his oshkosh b'gosh pants make it seem like he's ollieing higher than he really is though.
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You’re trippin. Dude skates dick high rails like it’s a flat bar.
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na my guy think about it. he runs his pants at least a couple inches above his real waistline and the cuffs look to be about 3 inches above his ankle point. that adds a solid few inches to his ollie. he's on some chris angle shit.
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Dude I’ve skated with Ben he’s got mad pop and will try anything. It’s jaw dropping. You’re just being weird about how he wears his clothing. If you’re hating on him about anything it should be his hair when it’s parted down the middle and slicked back.

oshkosh b'gosh my guy I'm telling you. go get a pair. you'll be the next danny wainwright
Title: Re: New B3n K Footage
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on August 25, 2018, 08:28:02 AM
OOF Caillou is my fuckin dude.


I'm a Ben K fan but this post had me cackling boisterously.