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If you saw Mark Rogowski drowning would you save him? What if you guys were stranded on an island together? Does that make a difference?
If you're stranded on an island and you don't know anything about light refraction/spear throwing, maybe you should save dude so you can eat him after you murder him on land. Fish are just fine though, Dave. They've been preserving and eating fish with a heavy salting for millennia on the Asian continent, my dude. I'm talking fish jerky.
Greg,
This is a great post, as you mentioned fish jerky is a beautiful extraction of heavy salting, it just so happens I know a lot about
preparing the right fish jerky.
1. Make sure you choose the right fish, make sure it's fresh. Dehydrated fish are the best.
2. Try to slice the fish into strips about 3/8" thick. If they are evenly spaced fellas they'll dry evenly.
3. Salt kills microorganisms and prevents the growth of more by drawing water out of the cells of the microbes and the fish.
4. I doubt you guys really care about jerking fish so were gonna skip the rest of the list and move on.
As for Mark, I would like to show him one day the finer arts of preparing a nice jerking (good ol fashioned) but I'm afraid we live in
a different world. Yet to this day, would I save him if he was drowning? I don't know. It's like being handed all of gods power to
bestow on a feeble minded povershed soul.
-Dave
P.s I was surfing through channels when i noticed an episode of 30 rock on, to my pleasure I was starring in the episode as myself.
I take whatever I can get now days. Stay safe