seamus you've got a fucked up looking dick but I'm sure it slays
along my long masturbating years, i've heuristically concluded dicks look dark/ jacked because of the repetitive pulling motion of fury when stroking the shaft.
hence, it stretches and the skin is permanently pulled, creating a dark looking penis compared to your skin color.
i know because my ass is neon white and my dick is obscure.
makes me wonder, if i started 'bating by just rubbing my head in lotion (which is what kinda happens when fucking) instead of shaft stroking/ foreskin damaging, would i have a neat looking dick today?
or maybe i'm just a helpless ugly dick,
that would explain a lot too.