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Title: My girlfriend asked for quads for Christmas...
Post by: blowjobtofakie on November 04, 2021, 11:29:19 PM
What should I do?
Title: Re: My girlfriend asked for quads for Christmas...
Post by: iKobrakai on November 05, 2021, 02:39:12 AM
High bar squats should do the tick.
Title: Re: My girlfriend asked for quads for Christmas...
Post by: cky enthusiast on November 05, 2021, 04:43:28 AM
(https://cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/pmn/7CXYJPJHIZGJPJUVOSPWXFJNXU.jpg)

come to the east coast we got so many quads your lady will trip
Title: Re: My girlfriend asked for quads for Christmas...
Post by: Fhk on November 05, 2021, 04:58:44 AM
 fourwheelers?
Title: Re: My girlfriend asked for quads for Christmas...
Post by: matty_c on November 05, 2021, 05:10:25 AM
Like the bikes? Yeah fuck it, just be a sick cunt who cares

But don’t get those before a boat, fuck her
Title: Re: My girlfriend asked for quads for Christmas...
Post by: Sila on November 05, 2021, 06:29:22 AM
C'mon friend we need you to specify whether she wants the muscles or the four wheel bike thing. Don't leave us hanging.
Title: Re: My girlfriend asked for quads for Christmas...
Post by: matty_c on November 05, 2021, 06:30:35 AM
Summer is coming, too late for muscles brother
Title: Re: My girlfriend asked for quads for Christmas...
Post by: thebacker on November 05, 2021, 06:54:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcQgfg3g2AA

is your gf vince mcmahon?
Title: Re: My girlfriend asked for quads for Christmas...
Post by: FrozenIndustries on November 05, 2021, 06:58:28 AM
She wants roller-skates, you degenerates.

OP: if you're seriously asking, you're lucky to have a girlfriend and need to get her the god damn skates.
Title: Re: My girlfriend asked for quads for Christmas...
Post by: thebacker on November 05, 2021, 07:17:48 AM
She wants roller-skates, you degenerates.

OP: if you're seriously asking, you're lucky to have a girlfriend and need to get her the god damn skates.

oh yeah,
get impalas and change the bearings to some bones roller bearings
Title: Re: My girlfriend asked for quads for Christmas...
Post by: DaleSr on November 05, 2021, 07:28:38 AM
She wants roller-skates, you degenerates.

OP: if you're seriously asking, you're lucky to have a girlfriend and need to get her the god damn skates.

!
Title: Re: My girlfriend asked for quads for Christmas...
Post by: rawbertson. on November 05, 2021, 07:56:45 AM
i thought this was about weed
Title: Re: My girlfriend asked for quads for Christmas...
Post by: Youoverthere on November 05, 2021, 08:12:30 AM
Quaders suck! a good majority of my american family are fucking Quaders and I hate it.
Title: Re: My girlfriend asked for quads for Christmas...
Post by: EdLawndale on November 05, 2021, 10:46:50 AM
i thought this was about weed
Title: Re: My girlfriend asked for quads for Christmas...
Post by: MOE SYZLAK on November 05, 2021, 11:26:36 AM
Buy them , give them to her, she will learn how to skate and shake her ass at the same time… what’s not to love here… oh and you can probably asker her to film lines for you if she gets good.
Title: Re: My girlfriend asked for quads for Christmas...
Post by: JANUS on November 05, 2021, 11:31:53 AM
Yes.
Title: Re: My girlfriend asked for quads for Christmas...
Post by: baustin on November 05, 2021, 11:45:03 AM
Do some research, get her some quality skates and encourage her to do her thing. If you can’t do that bare minimum nice thing for your girlfriend without getting approval from Slap posters then maybe you shouldn’t be in a relationship
Title: Re: My girlfriend asked for quads for Christmas...
Post by: layzieyez on November 05, 2021, 11:51:10 AM
Buy her two complete skateboards.
Title: Re: My girlfriend asked for quads for Christmas...
Post by: augustmoon on November 05, 2021, 12:21:25 PM
At least she’s not asking for rollerblades. 

For real though, kinda stoked on the resurgence of quad skaters, and mostly don’t mind sharing the park with them as long as they understand the park etiquette.  It’s also gonna give your gf the chance to spend quality time with you, and unless you hate your girlfriend, I think that would be pretty cool

Get her the skates
Title: Re: My girlfriend asked for quads for Christmas...
Post by: L33Tg33k on November 05, 2021, 04:29:08 PM
We get it, you have a girlfriend. Shut up.
Title: Re: My girlfriend asked for quads for Christmas...
Post by: blowjobtofakie on November 05, 2021, 08:54:02 PM
I sincerely appreciate every response in here. Thanks loves.

And yeah, I was talkin about roller skates.
Four wheelin’ in the east coast sounds fun though.
Title: Re: My girlfriend asked for quads for Christmas...
Post by: Freelancevagrant on November 05, 2021, 09:02:55 PM
Buy the skates for her and she’ll get into park skating. Then you can go to the park more frequently and stay longer without her bugging. My wife was avid with that shit and it ruled, and it was nice to buy skate shit without being guilted.
Title: Re: My girlfriend asked for quads for Christmas...
Post by: Mean salto on November 05, 2021, 09:10:50 PM
If someone specifically asks for something that's what you should get them.
I grew up with the anti-present it fucking sucks.
Title: Re: My girlfriend asked for quads for Christmas...
Post by: Mr. Stinky on November 06, 2021, 11:22:09 AM
If someone specifically asks for something that's what you should get them.
I grew up with the anti-present it fucking sucks.

Aside from my personal feels about roller skates (they suck, most of the people who like them suck, fuck them--kook away if you must), this is actually incredibly good advice if for no reason other than it relieves you entirely of the responsibility for picking something the other person likes.