real confessions

[nocomply]

you should pierce captain awesome too. get a real tiny bar for it. That would be so rad.

[Upgrayedd]

thats what everybody says. but its so small that it'd have to be surface piercing. not too sure if im down with all that

[Brandon]

i'm depressed and listening to third eye blind.

[popsiclesandskatin]

if my ex who i still hook up with even tho shes in a relationship died id be the happiest person on the planet...is that normal?

[kevbo999]

I find it impossible not to stare at a woman's cleavage. I mean fuck, they wear low cut tops to flaunt the perfect V shape of their cascading melons. It's like looking into a Magic Eye or something, how am I supposed to focus on their face!?

[sparksandblood]

i get drunk and tend to piss all over the place. i show no mercy

[youngblood]

i get drunk and tend to piss all over the place. i show no mercy

once a chick had a huge party at her place, and on the side of the house where everyone was pissing/vomitting/hooking up my friend found an open window. we got everyone to piss through it and onto the girls bed. her bed was right next to the window so there was piss all over her pillow and bed.

[Boston.]

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i get drunk and tend to piss all over the place. i show no mercy

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once a chick had a huge party at her place, and on the side of the house where everyone was pissing/vomitting/hooking up my friend found an open window. we got everyone to piss through it and onto the girls bed. her bed was right next to the window so there was piss all over her pillow and bed.

on valentines day i split a handle with someone, and someone stole me a cup for the keg. i got too drunk to function and passed out in this girls room, but managed to get up and piss and puke all over it

[Nic]

I find it impossible not to stare at a woman's cleavage. I mean fuck, they wear low cut tops to flaunt the perfect V shape of their cascading melons. It's like looking into a Magic Eye or something, how am I supposed to focus on their face!?

It's all about timing. Getting caught is pretty awkward.

[DevilOnEnzyte]

Last night I was at Sonic getting a bite to eat, and over the sound system came on a Backstreet Boys song.
I sang along and knew every word.

[BriDen]

Last night I was at Sonic Pizza Hut getting a bite to eat, and over the sound system came on a Backstreet Boys Miley Cyrus song.
I sang along and knew every word.

[Boston.]

i'm guilty of singing along to taylor swift as loud as i can yell

i've also turned into a real asshole when i'm drunk lately. i don't know if it's just a phase, but i've been the zing king, been the first one to want to fight, been very destructive, and so on

i'm also trying to mack this girl that it took eight months to get her to hang out with, because she's actually that cool. someone is probably an idiot(me)

[Anti Krooked]

i am janes addiction sucks and i love hate

[jack burton]

big fucking shocker

[Anti Krooked]

seriously everyone knew?

[DevilOnEnzyte]

seriously everyone knew?

We weren't waiting around for you to oust yourself

[Anti Krooked]

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seriously everyone knew?

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We weren't waiting around for you to oust yourself

ahh damn

[odp]

i'm guilty of singing along to taylor swift as loud as i can yell

i've also turned into a real asshole when i'm drunk lately. i don't know if it's just a phase, but i've been the zing king, been the first one to want to fight, been very destructive, and so on

i'm also trying to mack this girl that it took eight months to get her to hang out with, because she's actually that cool. someone is probably an idiot(me)

that asshole destructive thing was going on with me for a good 6 months when i was in a really dry spell for decent women and hating where i lived. Many fights and drunken nights.... shit was ok, it passes.

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I find it impossible not to stare at a woman's cleavage. I mean fuck, they wear low cut tops to flaunt the perfect V shape of their cascading melons. It's like looking into a Magic Eye or something, how am I supposed to focus on their face!?

[close]

It's all about timing. Getting caught is pretty awkward.

this dude bill i used to know, who was in the seminary training to be a priest told me that it was all about "sleight of eye" when checking out a woman. He was a pretty straight dude for a priest in training. haha.

I love titties and used to get caught staring all the time. I've gotten better though at not straight STARING, it gets me on the good side a little easier.

[Boston.]

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i'm guilty of singing along to taylor swift as loud as i can yell

i've also turned into a real asshole when i'm drunk lately. i don't know if it's just a phase, but i've been the zing king, been the first one to want to fight, been very destructive, and so on

i'm also trying to mack this girl that it took eight months to get her to hang out with, because she's actually that cool. someone is probably an idiot(me)

[close]

that asshole destructive thing was going on with me for a good 6 months when i was in a really dry spell for decent women and hating where i lived. Many fights and drunken nights.... shit was ok, it passes.

everyone gets a kick out of it, but sober me hates hearing the bad things i did the night before. so far it's been 45 hour work weeks and a lack of girls. school is starting back up in less than two weeks, so i'm going to have to put up with it for at least that long i assume

[sven thorkel]

you successfully had a real confession that didn't mention your weight. kudos, zing king

[Bipsmound]

ZING ZANG ZONGGGGGGGG

He just zinged you like a mongolian getting sliced with a bamboo spear.

[odp]

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i'm guilty of singing along to taylor swift as loud as i can yell

i've also turned into a real asshole when i'm drunk lately. i don't know if it's just a phase, but i've been the zing king, been the first one to want to fight, been very destructive, and so on

i'm also trying to mack this girl that it took eight months to get her to hang out with, because she's actually that cool. someone is probably an idiot(me)

[close]

that asshole destructive thing was going on with me for a good 6 months when i was in a really dry spell for decent women and hating where i lived. Many fights and drunken nights.... shit was ok, it passes.

[close]

everyone gets a kick out of it, but sober me hates hearing the bad things i did the night before. so far it's been 45 hour work weeks and a lack of girls. school is starting back up in less than two weeks, so i'm going to have to put up with it for at least that long i assume

oh yeah, man, everyone loves the drunk dickhead who will throw beer cans at old chinese ladies. But then the next day does suck. Where do you go to school? Mass Art or something in the city? that's pussy city, man. you'll be fine.

[Boston.]

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i'm guilty of singing along to taylor swift as loud as i can yell

i've also turned into a real asshole when i'm drunk lately. i don't know if it's just a phase, but i've been the zing king, been the first one to want to fight, been very destructive, and so on

i'm also trying to mack this girl that it took eight months to get her to hang out with, because she's actually that cool. someone is probably an idiot(me)

[close]

that asshole destructive thing was going on with me for a good 6 months when i was in a really dry spell for decent women and hating where i lived. Many fights and drunken nights.... shit was ok, it passes.

[close]

everyone gets a kick out of it, but sober me hates hearing the bad things i did the night before. so far it's been 45 hour work weeks and a lack of girls. school is starting back up in less than two weeks, so i'm going to have to put up with it for at least that long i assume

[close]

oh yeah, man, everyone loves the drunk dickhead who will throw beer cans at old chinese ladies. But then the next day does suck. Where do you go to school? Mass Art or something in the city? that's pussy city, man. you'll be fine.

neia
like an idiot i passed up massart and the smfa

you seem to know this city well, how far away do you live?

[odp]

i live in Taunton, skaters edge city, man. I haven't been up to the city to skate in a long time, over a year anyways. But i used to have get up there all the time. Had friends that lived all over the place, MassArt, Newton, Dorchester, Cambridge, family in JP kinda near Doyles. Where are you at?

[Boston.]

i live in malden now
i lived in brookline for a while, but it was at a dorm

[PFIASB]

i've been listening to the wiggles- fruit salad for the last 3 months

[odp]

i live in malden now
i lived in brookline for a while, but it was at a dorm

thats good shit, man. If you want to party at all anytime over the next 3 weeks before i head to basic, drop me a PM, and i'll come up to town to get down. I'm always game for a good drunken shitbag raging session with a SLAPper. hah. seriously man, it'd be a good time.

[Bipsmound]

Careful you don't get pressganged, Boston.  You'll wake up on a submarine in Singapore with a tattoo of Calvin pissing on the Iranian flag on your chest.

[odp]

nah man, he doesn't have to worry bout that. i'm not down for the submarine.

[nocomply]

i've been listening to the wiggles- fruit salad for the last 3 months

yummie yummie