Moose Day in the Life

[left knee cap]

features a glimpse into working at home depot

[Big Baby Jesus]

He can be there to catch the next lawnmower Rhino returns.

[Gab]

He can be there to catch the next lawnmower Rhino returns.

He’d be waiting forever

[disgruntledMTAEmployee]

Respect to Moose for showing his work chops, most exciting part of the video

He should do a video part of his work hammers
could start the part with something strong like stellar customer service
fill up the middle with some inventory counting
and his ender could be lifting a huge box

ok but seriously if you're reading this moose I have a great idea for your channel

you live in southern california. chances are there's a bunch of washed up pros you know who are also working 9 to 5s. you should do day in the life's with them, follow them around to the park or wherever they skate, and to their job. I'd watch the shit out of that no cap. I'm kind of surprised that's not more of a thing already. I know Jenkem did a thing with Pluhowski, but it was like fuckin 5 minutes long. i coulda watched an hour of that.

Just like "relatable" skating is enjoyable to watch a la Andrew Allen, there's a lot of "relatable" regular job bullshit that's cool to see from a former pro you used to watch.

[Tireeedd]

jesus he's so washed

[yghartsyrt]

that heel drag noise from the frontside tailslide was embarrassing

[Coastal Fever]

Respect to the guy for skating that hard before a shift of schlepping boxes, but making a smoothie with no frozen ingredients is kinda gross. Thought it was funny to see a massive jar of weed in his bedroom, and how that conveniently wasn’t shown as part of his daily routine.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

between this and the sheckler part it’s been a big month for dudes stuck in 2008

[pizzafliptofakie]

He has so many half finished bottles of Tabasco sitting around in places where even one half finished bottle of Tabasco is kinda weird.

[mfweeno]

I did the "skater by day, laborer by night" routine after college for a while. It was tough to keep the momentum going after a few months. Hope he is able to stay healthy and stave off burnout. Seems like he would be fun to skate with.

[6ix9ine]

"I eat a lot before I go skate"

He put like one banana and 3 strawberries in that smoothie. That's like 150 calories.

"I like to get my head straight too and I'll usually play some CoD for a little bit before I head out."

Yes because blowing out your dopamine playing a FPS videogame is definitely a good way to calm your mind...

His room looks like it belongs to a 15 year old. He's still 33 collecting Pokemon cards. This is extremely depressing.

[Steely Daniel]

Hah, for once I agree with everything you say.

Also, he doesn't seem that fun to skate with either. He was raging out doing mobflips over a gap repeatedly.

And finally does he not own a hose? Who waters their garden like that lol the fuck

[botefdunn]

at least he started swearing once he got to work. all is not lost.

[Burt Ward]

A tragic.

[rawr1922]

"I eat a lot before I go skate"

He put like one banana and 3 strawberries in that smoothie. That's like 150 calories.

"I like to get my head straight too and I'll usually play some CoD for a little bit before I head out."

Yes because blowing out your dopamine playing a FPS videogame is definitely a good way to calm your mind...

His room looks like it belongs to a 15 year old. He's still 33 collecting Pokemon cards. This is extremely depressing.

And apparently his Pokémon cards got stolen

[Burt Ward]

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"I eat a lot before I go skate"

He put like one banana and 3 strawberries in that smoothie. That's like 150 calories.

"I like to get my head straight too and I'll usually play some CoD for a little bit before I head out."

Yes because blowing out your dopamine playing a FPS videogame is definitely a good way to calm your mind...

His room looks like it belongs to a 15 year old. He's still 33 collecting Pokemon cards. This is extremely depressing.

[close]

And apparently his Pokémon cards got stolen

You'd think that'd give you time to re-evaluate. "Do I really need Pokemon cards in my 30's?"

[Candied cigarettes]

Frickin hell this was pathetic

[RoaryMcTwang]

[fineslime]

looks like that interview with John Hill really inspired him. either that or John gave him the ear beating of a lifetime about starting a YouTube channel and now he's doing this just to shut him up.

[disgruntledMTAEmployee]

all this judgment about about collecting pokemon cards is rich coming from people who are obsessed with a child's wooden toy

[Underpressureflips]

It was all depressing, but the room temp smoothie with no almond milk bummed me out the most

[Dummklaus]

all this judgment about about collecting pokemon cards is rich coming from people who are obsessed with a child's wooden toy

he frickin loves that card!

[apport]

one glimpse into his bedroom completely validates any rumors and allegations that he’s into underage girls

[Burton Ernie]

one glimpse into his bedroom completely validates any rumors and allegations that he’s into underage girls

your avatar made me sadly realize I used to have one of those Alphanumeric Mix Tapes and I lost it at some point

[6ix9ine]

all this judgment about about collecting pokemon cards is rich coming from people who are obsessed with a child's wooden toy

Pokemon aren't real bro.

[Underpressureflips]

one glimpse into his bedroom completely validates any rumors and allegations that he’s into underage girls

He also had what looked like a 17 year old girl filming him on a cell phone

[Olympus Mons]

I'm mostly disappointed there was no rub brick/lacquer involved in breaking in the new ledge  :'(

[notmikerusczyk]

grown ass man using water in his smoothies. bruh

[Newphone]

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"I eat a lot before I go skate"

He put like one banana and 3 strawberries in that smoothie. That's like 150 calories.

"I like to get my head straight too and I'll usually play some CoD for a little bit before I head out."

Yes because blowing out your dopamine playing a FPS videogame is definitely a good way to calm your mind...

His room looks like it belongs to a 15 year old. He's still 33 collecting Pokemon cards. This is extremely depressing.

[close]

And apparently his Pokémon cards got stolen

[close]

You'd think that'd give you time to re-evaluate. "Do I really need Pokemon cards in my 30's?"

Just a bump on the road to catching em all.

[winecrab]

That was super depressing. Props to him for still chasing the dream. I didn't know mystery still existed.