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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: SkateChimney on February 07, 2019, 01:23:06 PM
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nyjah - numero uno of course those leggings are illegal
Raven tershy - the basketball shorts r wackattack
kyle walker - homeboy never worn a nice t shirt in his life
emphasis on 'amazing' skills so don't be bringing up ben kadow i know ya'll got a hard on for him
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Cody Mac in tight jeans and toothpick
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Wow yah cody mac. The mall punk dudes who come to the park. Theyre good and one of them always has this pile of frizzy hair coming out the front one side of his benie.
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Kalis for sure
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Everyone who rips but wears a dad cap and/or tucks in their shirt. Y’all look like pooseys who’s mammi dressed them. Not yummy
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Jordan Maxham
TJ Rogers
Ben Kadow
+ every Red Bull, Rockstar, Monster and to some extent Nike contractee
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I'm psyched on UK Tom Knox's tricks, but not on his techy new balances.
Shanahan.
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post-organika eli reed somehow dressed worse, but his actual style on a board got even better.
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nyjah - numero uno of course those leggings are illegal
Raven tershy - the basketball shorts r wackattack
kyle walker - homeboy never worn a nice t shirt in his life
emphasis on 'amazing' skills so don't be bringing up ben kadow i know ya'll got a hard on for him
Those leggings are full fucking legal game.
Much rather watch him skate el toro in that and the sleeveless longline hoody than see another fucker with oversized but short dickies and obvious socks do whatever hot trick.
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Supreme Squad
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Cody Mac in tight jeans and toothpick
I once helped out at the Sheckler foundation event and I saw Cody Mac roll up in his car wearing aviators and a wife beater with a toothpick in his motuh. I sort of knew of him at the time but didn't know at all what he looked like and seeing his kit, i figured he looked like the type of bro that would come to the event strictly to raid the Grizzly booth and the Diamond booth, so i told him that the parking lot that he was in was athlete-parking only, but that he could park on the main street for general parking like everybody else. About half an hour later I saw him inside of the demo do one switch flip on flat, push, and then switch flip down an 11 stair first try and then realized who he was when the announcer announced his name/trick and felt pretty dumb.
TLDR: I thought Cody Mac was some random bro and blew him off
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Elijah berle
Mikey taylor
Both for the same reasons
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Chris Cole. Surprised this wasn't the first answer.
Current era Melrose thirst-beast Koston.
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Cody Mac in tight jeans and toothpick
I once helped out at the Sheckler foundation event and I saw Cody Mac roll up in his car wearing aviators and a wife beater with a toothpick in his motuh. I sort of knew of him at the time but didn't know at all what he looked like and seeing his kit, i figured he looked like the type of bro that would come to the event strictly to raid the Grizzly booth and the Diamond booth, so i told him that the parking lot that he was in was athlete-parking only, but that he could park on the main street for general parking like everybody else. About half an hour later I saw him inside of the demo do one switch flip on flat, push, and then switch flip down an 11 stair first try and then realized who he was when the announcer announced his name/trick and felt pretty dumb.
TLDR: I thought Cody Mac was some random bro and blew him off
I met cody mac at Tampa pro 2011, post fedora pre toothpick. He was actually super nice, we were skating the little park thing together and he came up and was like hey I'm Cody and complimented some bullshit I did. No other dudes, especially older pros were as nice. Feel bad for him, if he dressed like a normal skater and not a jock bro I think his career might ha e gone better.
Chris Haslam. Also really nice but you really gonna trust a dude in skinny jeans with a man bun to start a successful company?
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Aurelian girard’s tight joggy bottoms
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Elijah berle
Mikey taylor
Both for the same reasons
Oh man Elijah for sure.
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How do you feel about Greco and Boulala’s fits?
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Cody Mac in tight jeans and toothpick
I once helped out at the Sheckler foundation event and I saw Cody Mac roll up in his car wearing aviators and a wife beater with a toothpick in his motuh. I sort of knew of him at the time but didn't know at all what he looked like and seeing his kit, i figured he looked like the type of bro that would come to the event strictly to raid the Grizzly booth and the Diamond booth, so i told him that the parking lot that he was in was athlete-parking only, but that he could park on the main street for general parking like everybody else. About half an hour later I saw him inside of the demo do one switch flip on flat, push, and then switch flip down an 11 stair first try and then realized who he was when the announcer announced his name/trick and felt pretty dumb.
TLDR: I thought Cody Mac was some random bro and blew him off
I met cody mac at Tampa pro 2011, post fedora pre toothpick. He was actually super nice, we were skating the little park thing together and he came up and was like hey I'm Cody and complimented some bullshit I did. No other dudes, especially older pros were as nice. Feel bad for him, if he dressed like a normal skater and not a jock bro I think his career might ha e gone better.
Chris Haslam. Also really nice but you really gonna trust a dude in skinny jeans with a man bun to start a successful company?
On a similar note, I met Greg Lutzka randomly and expected him to be a pretentious douche. After helping him out at the shop I was working at during that time, I personally felt like the biggest douche for judging him when he ended up being one of the most kind, friendly and genuinely appreciative people I've ever helped out.
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Tiago Lemos
Tom Asta
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Cody Mac in tight jeans and toothpick
I once helped out at the Sheckler foundation event and I saw Cody Mac roll up in his car wearing aviators and a wife beater with a toothpick in his motuh. I sort of knew of him at the time but didn't know at all what he looked like and seeing his kit, i figured he looked like the type of bro that would come to the event strictly to raid the Grizzly booth and the Diamond booth, so i told him that the parking lot that he was in was athlete-parking only, but that he could park on the main street for general parking like everybody else. About half an hour later I saw him inside of the demo do one switch flip on flat, push, and then switch flip down an 11 stair first try and then realized who he was when the announcer announced his name/trick and felt pretty dumb.
TLDR: I thought Cody Mac was some random bro and blew him off
I met cody mac at Tampa pro 2011, post fedora pre toothpick. He was actually super nice, we were skating the little park thing together and he came up and was like hey I'm Cody and complimented some bullshit I did. No other dudes, especially older pros were as nice. Feel bad for him, if he dressed like a normal skater and not a jock bro I think his career might ha e gone better.
Chris Haslam. Also really nice but you really gonna trust a dude in skinny jeans with a man bun to start a successful company?
On a similar note, I met Greg Lutzka randomly and expected him to be a pretentious douche. After helping him out at the shop I was working at during that time, I personally felt like the biggest douche for judging him when he ended up being one of the most kind, friendly and genuinely appreciative people I've ever helped out.
I was at a spot where Lutzka was filming with Hoops and trying to think of a trick to do down a 9 at the end of the line. Hoops suggested a fs 360, and in a loud, snarky voice so everyone around could hear him said, "I frontside 360ed noseblunted a 10 stair rail. Why would I frontside 360 a 9?"
It made me laugh at the time because it was the kind of thing you'd make up that someone like Lutzka would say, and it happened in real life. But I've heard he's friendly as well, so not trying to knock your story sus.
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Tiago Lemos
Tom Asta
Wrong tiago looks cool as fuck
Asta just keepin it cozy
I bet you wear punk pants and a cut off leather jacket
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Cody Mac in tight jeans and toothpick
I once helped out at the Sheckler foundation event and I saw Cody Mac roll up in his car wearing aviators and a wife beater with a toothpick in his motuh. I sort of knew of him at the time but didn't know at all what he looked like and seeing his kit, i figured he looked like the type of bro that would come to the event strictly to raid the Grizzly booth and the Diamond booth, so i told him that the parking lot that he was in was athlete-parking only, but that he could park on the main street for general parking like everybody else. About half an hour later I saw him inside of the demo do one switch flip on flat, push, and then switch flip down an 11 stair first try and then realized who he was when the announcer announced his name/trick and felt pretty dumb.
TLDR: I thought Cody Mac was some random bro and blew him off
I met cody mac at Tampa pro 2011, post fedora pre toothpick. He was actually super nice, we were skating the little park thing together and he came up and was like hey I'm Cody and complimented some bullshit I did. No other dudes, especially older pros were as nice. Feel bad for him, if he dressed like a normal skater and not a jock bro I think his career might ha e gone better.
Chris Haslam. Also really nice but you really gonna trust a dude in skinny jeans with a man bun to start a successful company?
On a similar note, I met Greg Lutzka randomly and expected him to be a pretentious douche. After helping him out at the shop I was working at during that time, I personally felt like the biggest douche for judging him when he ended up being one of the most kind, friendly and genuinely appreciative people I've ever helped out.
I was at a spot where Lutzka was filming with Hoops and trying to think of a trick to do down a 9 at the end of the line. Hoops suggested a fs 360, and in a loud, snarky voice so everyone around could hear him said, "I frontside 360ed noseblunted a 10 stair rail. Why would I frontside 360 a 9?"
It made me laugh at the time because it was the kind of thing you'd make up that someone like Lutzka would say, and it happened in real life. But I've heard he's friendly as well, so not trying to knock your story sus.
That's actually pretty funny. But then again i've come across skaters that are super cool people but then suck ass to skate with, and people that are sick to skate with but are the worst dudes in all other aspects of life, so I wouldn't be shocked to hear that.
*Side note - Lutzka is the only person i've seen ride a harley with Osiris's on
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Anyone wearing those pajama / chef pants.... here's looking at you Supreme Squad & Tyson Peterson.
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Chris Cole when he got the Jamie Thomas makeover.
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Chris Cole when he got the Jamie Thomas makeover.
http://www.instagram.com/p/7Js7d7nAex/
the bronze 56k filmer/editor knows whats up
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Supreme Squad
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are there any middling mediocre pros whose entire career is owed to great fits though?
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are there any middling mediocre pros whose entire career is owed to great fits though?
Menace were as far as I remember a team known for their Polo's and clothing, if I'm even answering that question correctly which I think I'm not
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How has nobody said Stephen lawyer yet
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Anybody wearing sweatpants. I know it’s totally acceptable these days, but that shit was way too jock when I was coming up. It bums me out to see rad footage of a dude in sweatpants. It’s like wearing them to work or out with your chick or something.
But I’m old so I don’t know what’s cool.
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I feel Haslam would be way less gross to watch if he just sized up his pants and shirts and cut his hair. Watching that outfit get tech just seems wrong.
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How do you feel about Greco and Boulala’s fits?
Boulala had the best kits in the game.
Also: Dobstaff was exceptionally good but I don't think those tank tops helped his career any.
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Tiago Lemos
Tom Asta
Both those dudes dress fine. Do you just hate cargo pants? Maybe toms beanie gets annoying but if you’ve ever had long hair it’s kind of necessary to have something holding it out of your eyes to skate.
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#toothpickgod
What the fuck is he eating that makes his teeth so manky?
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Anybody wearing sweatpants. I know it’s totally acceptable these days, but that shit was way too jock when I was coming up. It bums me out to see rad footage of a dude in sweatpants. It’s like wearing them to work or out with your chick or something.
But I’m old so I don’t know what’s cool.
comfort uber alles
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Anybody wearing sweatpants. I know it’s totally acceptable these days, but that shit was way too jock when I was coming up. It bums me out to see rad footage of a dude in sweatpants. It’s like wearing them to work or out with your chick or something.
But I’m old so I don’t know what’s cool.
comfort uber alles
yea ill comfort you in an uber too if you catch my Atlantic drift
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Cody Mac in tight jeans and toothpick
I once helped out at the Sheckler foundation event and I saw Cody Mac roll up in his car wearing aviators and a wife beater with a toothpick in his motuh. I sort of knew of him at the time but didn't know at all what he looked like and seeing his kit, i figured he looked like the type of bro that would come to the event strictly to raid the Grizzly booth and the Diamond booth, so i told him that the parking lot that he was in was athlete-parking only, but that he could park on the main street for general parking like everybody else. About half an hour later I saw him inside of the demo do one switch flip on flat, push, and then switch flip down an 11 stair first try and then realized who he was when the announcer announced his name/trick and felt pretty dumb.
TLDR: I thought Cody Mac was some random bro and blew him off
I met cody mac at Tampa pro 2011, post fedora pre toothpick. He was actually super nice, we were skating the little park thing together and he came up and was like hey I'm Cody and complimented some bullshit I did. No other dudes, especially older pros were as nice. Feel bad for him, if he dressed like a normal skater and not a jock bro I think his career might ha e gone better.
Chris Haslam. Also really nice but you really gonna trust a dude in skinny jeans with a man bun to start a successful company?
cody mac is the most consistent skater i've ever seen in person. i watched him do nollie flip crook nollie flip out at cherry park for a half hour straight. he probably landed 25 in a row, and every single one was bolts. he then went to the bump to hydrant and did like 35 textbook frontside flips.
it made me feel really bad about the trick i was trying
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(https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/skateboarding-portrait-of-tony-hawk-san-bernadino-ca-4192002-picture-id81476613?s=612x612)
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Tiago Lemos
Tom Asta
You got it wrong my friend.
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Everyone who rips but wears a dad cap and/or tucks in their shirt. Y’all look like pooseys who’s mammi dressed them. Not yummy
you just criticized men on their clothes and used the word "yummy". If anyone is a pussy it's you.
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I hate schmatty's hairdo.
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I agree
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Chris Cole when he got the Jamie Thomas makeover.
yeah i was a fan when he wore football jerseys fubu jeans and circas
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Everyone who rips but wears a dad cap and/or tucks in their shirt. Y’all look like pooseys who’s mammi dressed them. Not yummy
you just criticized men on their clothes and used the word "yummy". If anyone is a pussy it's you.
Lol faggot
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Tom Penny
Gilbert Crockett
Everyone that ever road for friendship dresses like an idiot , I guess some of them are kinda good in that wack nocomply jerky boi style. Fuck. I don’t know. Nyjah dresses like a first class asshole as well. I’m glad that euro dude on sour quit wearing the Elmo shirts. That was weird
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Tiago Lemos
Tom Asta
How dare you
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#toothpickgod
What the fuck is he eating that makes his teeth so manky?
Carnivore diet my man
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Ghetto gown era Wade D. was the living embodiment of this thread’s title.
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Anyone who has amazing skills, but wears clothes from this guy
(https://image-cdn.hypb.st/https%3A%2F%2Fhypebeast.com%2Fimage%2F2017%2F03%2Fillegal-civilization-mikey-alfred-2017-interview-14.jpg?w=1600&cbr=1&q=90&fit=max)
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Imagine caring about another man's outfit. Lmao.
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Chris Halsam
Billy marks
Ryan decenzo
Nyjah
Lizard king
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are there any middling mediocre pros whose entire career is owed to great fits though?
He's far from mediocre but John Shanahan definitely got a solid bit of his recognition from his Kalis esque fits. It doesn't hurt he rips too.
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Anyone who has amazing skills, but wears clothes from this guy
(https://image-cdn.hypb.st/https%3A%2F%2Fhypebeast.com%2Fimage%2F2017%2F03%2Fillegal-civilization-mikey-alfred-2017-interview-14.jpg?w=1600&cbr=1&q=90&fit=max)
The golf wang caddy look is atrocious.
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How do you feel about Greco and Boulala’s fits?
i love grecos whole italian american gangster thing
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I find it hilarious that Cody Mac is on this list cause every clip i see of him he's never wearing a shirt. No kit = bad kit. I once watched a park edit of him and was shocked he wore shirt the entire session, so shocked i made some shitty comment like "the most impressive trick in that edit was him being able to keep his shirt on the whole time". Cody Mac liked my comment and I was hyped.
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How has nobody said Stephen lawyer yet
"amazing skills"
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Imagine caring about another man's outfit. Lmao.
Hello, and welcome. Caring about another man's outfit is mostly what we do here.
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Imagine caring about another man's outfit. Lmao.
Hello, and welcome. Caring about another man's outfit is mostly what we do here.
Shit, I thought this was a skateboarding forum, not Queer Eye for the Supposedly Straight Guy.
Then skateboard-city is your best bet.
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Ryan decenzo- Dudes gnarly, so are his fits
Chris Joslin- Ditch the sweaty khakis
*Side note - Lutzka is the only person i've seen ride a harley with Osiris's on
Might have to use this for my sig.
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How has nobody said Stephen lawyer yet
To be honest, he has pretty unreal skills, but he just chooses to do tricks as ugly as his wardrobe.
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Because of reda a “kit” to me meant chest hair.
https://youtu.be/L9PjD__ihRk
So who has the best chest hair in the game?
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Because of reda a “kit” to me meant chest hair.
https://youtu.be/L9PjD__ihRk
So who has the best chest hair in the game?
(https://i.imgur.com/Rwb5Eh6.jpg)
"c'mon yo"
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Imagine caring about another man's outfit. Lmao.
Hello, and welcome. Caring about another man's outfit is mostly what we do here.
Shit, I thought this was a skateboarding forum, not Queer Eye for the Supposedly Straight Guy.
LMAO Silly you
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Imagine caring about another man's outfit. Lmao.
Hello, and welcome. Caring about another man's outfit is mostly what we do here.
You are free to focus your account and skate by yourself on a small concrete pad in the middle of nowhere at any point.
Right, almost forgot, the other thing we mostly do here is make a joke and then find ourselves on the receiving end of pedantic ramblings about the meaning of style.
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Anybody wearing sweatpants. I know it’s totally acceptable these days, but that shit was way too jock when I was coming up. It bums me out to see rad footage of a dude in sweatpants. It’s like wearing them to work or out with your chick or something.
But I’m old so I don’t know what’s cool.
this 100%
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ryan decenzo is the correct answer. dude is absolutely incredible and had that cool guy from an evangelical bible study look down.
sorry ryan you gnarly as fuck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htLKoH1AyKs
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ryan decenzo is the correct answer. dude is absolutely incredible and had that cool guy from an evangelical bible study look down.
sorry ryan you gnarly as fuck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htLKoH1AyKs
Jeans and tshirts are horrible kits? The hat kills me, but his kits are as vanilla as they come.
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ryan decenzo is the correct answer. dude is absolutely incredible and had that cool guy from an evangelical bible study look down.
sorry ryan you gnarly as fuck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htLKoH1AyKs
That hits close to home considering I dress about the same lol. Never been one to stand out when it came to clothing.
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Imagine caring about another man's outfit. Lmao.
Hello, and welcome. Caring about another man's outfit is mostly what we do here.
Shit, I thought this was a skateboarding forum, not Queer Eye for the Supposedly Straight Guy.
Post a fit, bitch. *snap**snap*
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Ryan Decesnzo for sure. You dont have to wear every globe or grizzly t shirt you get in your package. I bet if he wore dickies instead of some pre-faded RDS jeans he'd have a very different career.
Elijah Berle is getting hard to watch...
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How has nobody said Stephen lawyer yet
You’ve clearly never seen him skate in person ya dingus
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Gilbert Crockett’s Cuffs.
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Imagine caring about another man's outfit. Lmao.
Hello, and welcome. Caring about another man's outfit is mostly what we do here.
Shit, I thought this was a skateboarding forum, not Queer Eye for the Supposedly Straight Guy.
Post a fit, bitch. *snap**snap*
I wear nothing but Borat style mankinis when I skate.
This guy with the tone-deaf riff on slap being a place to critique every dumb detail in skating popping off with a way-relevant Borat joke in 2019
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What, we can’t criticize fits as if it doesn’t ruin watching some awesome skating? Next up, we can’t criticize shitty song choices in video parts...
Gilbert’s Mother part would be more aesthetically pleasing if he didn’t have small white tees with huge pants with cuffs going up his shin.
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How has nobody said Stephen lawyer yet
cause he's just shit overall lol
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Imagine caring about another man's outfit. Lmao.
Hello, and welcome. Caring about another man's outfit is mostly what we do here.
Shit, I thought this was a skateboarding forum, not Queer Eye for the Supposedly Straight Guy.
Post a fit, bitch. *snap**snap*
I wear nothing but Borat style mankinis when I skate.
This guy with the tone-deaf riff on slap being a place to critique every dumb detail in skating popping off with a way-relevant Borat joke in 2019
Oh shit, sorry Borat isn't relevant and trendy enough for you. I'll make sure to come correct with more fashionable jokes and references from now on so as not to offend your hip and modern sensibilities.
Ah no it's my bad man, didn't mean to be such a hipster. That part in borat is hilarious - a guy in skimpy swimsuit? HAHA comedy gold. and you're regurgitation of it only amplified the already existing humor in it. You're absolute crackup, keep it going.
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What, we can’t criticize fits as if it doesn’t ruin watching some awesome skating? Next up, we can’t criticize shitty song choices in video parts...
Gilbert’s Mother part would be more aesthetically pleasing if he didn’t have small white tees with huge pants with cuffs going up his shin.
Dude Gilbert's kits are just a notch too much for me, too. it just looks a bit cartoony, fuckin g great skating though
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Imagine caring about another man's outfit. Lmao.
Hello, and welcome. Caring about another man's outfit is mostly what we do here.
Shit, I thought this was a skateboarding forum, not Queer Eye for the Supposedly Straight Guy.
Post a fit, bitch. *snap**snap*
I wear nothing but Borat style mankinis when I skate.
This guy with the tone-deaf riff on slap being a place to critique every dumb detail in skating popping off with a way-relevant Borat joke in 2019
Oh shit, sorry Borat isn't relevant and trendy enough for you. I'll make sure to come correct with more fashionable jokes and references from now on so as not to offend your hip and modern sensibilities.
Ah no it's my bad man, didn't mean to be such a hipster. That part in borat is hilarious - a guy in skimpy swimsuit? HAHA comedy gold. and you're regurgitation of it only amplified the already existing humor in it. You're absolute crackup, keep it going.
You should make yourself a nice little cup of tea, curl up under a blanket in your favourite spot on the ol' couch, and just fucking relax.
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With the exclusion of Vincent Touzery. Boy can do no wrong
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Kevin Bilyeu. He’s a great skater but I just wonder where he even finds those jeans in this day and age.
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With the exclusion of Vincent Touzery. Boy can do no wrong
His little watch is just the icing on a very tasty cake.
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With the exclusion of Vincent Touzery. Boy can do no wrong
His little watch is just the icing on a very tasty cake.
Someone said a while ago that he had the most perfect fitting pants in the game and I can't unsee it
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Austyn Gillette
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Suprised no one's said Zion
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Gilbert Crockett’s Cuffs.
I give it a week before there's a new user with this name starting wack ass threads we all complain about but will still comment on.
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Kyle walker for sure
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does garrett hill still wear that wizard hat?
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does garrett hill still wear that wizard hat?
It’s actually wearing him
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Kyle walker for sure
We could start a whole new but equally redundant thread about biggest bimbos in skating and this dide would be at the top of that list. Absolute torture to listen to this moron speak.
Whoever mentioned Zion was pretty dead on too. Wild to see people who skate so well who look so bland. Also at this point anyone rocking that same redbull hat in every clip should be included here.
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Anyone who has amazing skills, but wears clothes from this guy
(https://image-cdn.hypb.st/https%3A%2F%2Fhypebeast.com%2Fimage%2F2017%2F03%2Fillegal-civilization-mikey-alfred-2017-interview-14.jpg?w=1600&cbr=1&q=90&fit=max)
What is the expression on this fool's face?
It's like I turned around and caught him trying to sneak me a colonoscopy, but he's about to play it off like he's stretching.
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Javier Sarmiento
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Bobby Dekeyzer