Most hilarious career ender

[PAWL]

James Brockman shitting on that pyramid mid-demo.

Didn’t Gallant and Wenning get kicked off of DC for writing “Fuck Zumiez” on their grip really small at a Zumiez demo during a DC tour?

gallant did this. wenning got kicked for doing literally nothing for years

[Shtonk]

Makes me appreciate Ryan Gallant that much more.

[Mongo Lloyd]

Only guy I heard of getting kicked off a team for dicking down Kris Markovichs wife was Rob Tenderfoot from Hellrose.

Wasn’t there a Danny Way incident involving a Markovich ex too?

Seems like this is a common occurrence.

[Easy Slider]

Kader of Baker.

[MintySandwhich]

JohnRob Moore, mushrooms, and Tony hawk

[skate_or_dingus]

 Paul Hart's entire existence.

[Cheshire Cat]

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James Brockman shitting on that pyramid mid-demo.

Didn’t Gallant and Wenning get kicked off of DC for writing “Fuck Zumiez” on their grip really small at a Zumiez demo during a DC tour?

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gallant did this. wenning got kicked for doing literally nothing for years

Let's be fair, Wenning was at the very least smoking crack.

[ChuckRamone]

Didn't Pappalardo's end with an unsent email sitting in his drafts or something like that?

[somedudefromnj]

Darius King demanding a repost from Cons

[Dirty Douggie]

^ Cant help but read the whole story every time.

Rogers gotta be the most hilarious

I love that story so much. I even pitched it to my wife who definitely thought i was crazy as everyone on this forum.
I would like to know how it popped up the very first time though. I have read it about Dill, K Rod and many others, but i have to admit i never knew the actual origin of it.
I somehow wish there was a bit of truth to it.

[Southernmost]

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Vincent Touzery to Edglrd

Caleb Barnett to King

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If Nike and Supreme still pay these guys I’m sure they’ll be fine.

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Salmongate.

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Neen gave up a Lululemon sponsorship for telling Weck to kill himself over a salmon recipe, what an idiot.

On the flip side, Weck shot himself in the foot for calling Stevie's mom a crack whore in the height of George Floyd protests

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I would like to know more of this salmongate please

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There was a meme page called “foodskaters” that would make photoshops like Clyde pringleton and Dill pickle and roast peoples bad cooking or give props on decent plates of food skaters would post. Neen was cooking salmon skin side up in a pan and food skaters made a harmless jab at his method and neen responded hostile and told him to kill himself and the dm got spread all over. Weck got in on it and a lot of people were roasting neen.  Sometime down the line neen made a redemption video of him cooking salmon skin side down

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I actually cooked salmon recently and did skin up for the first minute or 2 and then flipped it to skin down for the rest of the time. It came out great. Not defending Neen though. Don’t care for him much. Plus to me Lindsey Robertson has the best heelflips ever but people always say Neen and it bugs me. They’re too over exaggerated and he puts extra “Steez” on them. No thanks.

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Jeremy Wray all time, Sage for more recent era.

Wrays are definitely great. Sages are wonderful too but he’s doing them on flat or off bumps. Lindsey really pushed them to the next level while making them look effortless.

[KrisJolson]

throwing lemons into a trash can from your LA balcony

"KOOOBE"

[benboardbreaker]

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Didn’t Justin Roy fuck Markovich’s girl?

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ive heard this before but don't know if its true or not

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I’ve always thought Justin Roy was sick, if this is true it makes me like him so much more.

He was really good at doing the same five tricks.

[oyolar]

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James Brockman shitting on that pyramid mid-demo.

Didn’t Gallant and Wenning get kicked off of DC for writing “Fuck Zumiez” on their grip really small at a Zumiez demo during a DC tour?

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gallant did this. wenning got kicked for doing literally nothing for years

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Let's be fair, Wenning was at the very least smoking crack.

Thank you both for clarifying. Gallant seems awesome. Sucks he firebombed his own career though.

[Coastal Fever]

Darius King demanding a repost from Cons

[CDLusher]

Swan and Touzery / EDGLARD  (recently anyway)

https://nypost.com/2024/03/02/entertainment/ivanka-trump-mark-zuckerberg-and-bill-gates-mingle-with-global-elites-at-120m-party-for-son-of-indias-richest-man/

[TheLurper]

JohnRob Moore, mushrooms, and Tony hawk

I was a big fan of this dude, but he completely blew it. I hope he enjoyed half of a Euro trip.

And this isn't even close to the biggest issue that he created during his career. He made some really really big mistakes after this

[radcunt]

Who was the homophobic TM Tony was talking about?

[Rockin Robbin]

Who was the guy who frisbeed his 2nd place Tampa trophy into the crowd?

[GrayCellGreen]

Who was the guy who frisbeed his 2nd place Tampa trophy into the crowd?

Austin Seaholm 😂

[kookdusoleil]

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Who was the guy who frisbeed his 2nd place Tampa trophy into the crowd?

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Austin Seaholm 😂

So good. He couldn’t believe his highly-rehearsed noseslide-crooks-noseslide run came up short to TNT who probably showed up hungover and styled all over it. I know he’s not popular here but at least the judges got that one right.

[ThatIsNotCricket]

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Oh, just because you're this web-savvy, personal computer whizz-kid that knows how to embed stuff you're allowed to go full Denis Leary on an old man like me huh?! Mate, you've got no chance of taking mine as long as I'm breathing. I'll always be eating. We'll never be even, even though we're all created equal.

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I had no idea what you were talking about at first. I went through the thread again and you did post the link earlier in the thread, my bad. To be honest I tend to skim/not read what people post if they are relatively new.

I am not trying to gate keep information. Here is a thread that will explain how to embed YouTube links so that the video may be played rather than be a clickable URL. I hope this information helps.

https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=127781.0

No worries! I was just having a laugh with it; not at all serious. Plus I added some 'threatening' J. Casanova lines from the track itself for some extra flavour. Cheers for the link!

[Buttworm]

Andrew’s poop after David’s gap

[WavyDavy]

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JohnRob Moore, mushrooms, and Tony hawk

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I was a big fan of this dude, but he completely blew it. I hope he enjoyed half of a Euro trip.

And this isn't even close to the biggest issue that he created during his career. He made some really really big mistakes after this

What happened with him and mistake do you mean?

Damn, I really loved his happy medium part, but somehow totally forgot he exists

[ill_Murray]

Sanch bragging on here about cheating on his wife then getting caught.

[BeAWitness]

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JohnRob Moore, mushrooms, and Tony hawk

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I was a big fan of this dude, but he completely blew it. I hope he enjoyed half of a Euro trip.

And this isn't even close to the biggest issue that he created during his career. He made some really really big mistakes after this

What’s the story with this? i know that he kinda blew it getting on birdhouse because he was too fried on acid or some shit and wasn’t skating demos. i’ve never heard of anything other than that. i’ve heard thru the grapevine that he is schizophrenic.
JohnRob is a very recognized skateboarder in Arizona. his part in the first A happy medium video where he skates to WuTang is all time.

[BeAWitness]

I wish chris cole’s career ended when he skated to young jeezy in a fucking ZERO video

[Yonnycage]

I wish chris cole’s career ended when he skated to young jeezy in a fucking ZERO video

If it makes you feel any better he hated that too

[Sangriawaterfall]

Christopher da snowman

[Mean salto]

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Vincent Touzery to Edglrd

Caleb Barnett to King

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If Nike and Supreme still pay these guys I’m sure they’ll be fine.

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Salmongate.

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Neen gave up a Lululemon sponsorship for telling Weck to kill himself over a salmon recipe, what an idiot.

On the flip side, Weck shot himself in the foot for calling Stevie's mom a crack whore in the height of George Floyd protests

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I would like to know more of this salmongate please

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There was a meme page called “foodskaters” that would make photoshops like Clyde pringleton and Dill pickle and roast peoples bad cooking or give props on decent plates of food skaters would post. Neen was cooking salmon skin side up in a pan and food skaters made a harmless jab at his method and neen responded hostile and told him to kill himself and the dm got spread all over. Weck got in on it and a lot of people were roasting neen.  Sometime down the line neen made a redemption video of him cooking salmon skin side down

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I actually cooked salmon recently and did skin up for the first minute or 2 and then flipped it to skin down for the rest of the time. It came out great. Not defending Neen though. Don’t care for him much. Plus to me Lindsey Robertson has the best heelflips ever but people always say Neen and it bugs me. They’re too over exaggerated and he puts extra “Steez” on them. No thanks.

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Jeremy Wray all time, Sage for more recent era.

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Wrays are definitely great. Sages are wonderful too but he’s doing them on flat or off bumps. Lindsey really pushed them to the next level while making them look effortless.

Quel haddox has a great heelflips. Always have to bring it up but like 90% of pros actually have a really good heelflips and will have one in most parts but it goes by unnoticed.