2023 unpopular opinion thread

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I can't hold my shit at all. If the bathroom is occupied I will take poo in my room on a handy towel and then flush the parcel after the fact.

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While pooping onto a paper towel in your bedroom, do you ever pause and wonder “Where did it all go wrong?”

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I used to live with 3 other people and we had one bathroom. One morning my roommate was taking a shower and I had to shit really bad. I was trying to get him out of the bathroom but he was being an asshole and not cooperating. I had to go so bad I started looking around for a reasonable place to relieve myself, and spotted and empty pizza box from the night before

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I lived with this married couple when I was 21 and one of them would frequently walk in the shared bathroom while I was showering and just take a shit and talk to me throughout the process.

I miss that crazy old bastard. RIP Jeff.

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 I would totally not be fucking okay with that.

Steam vapours are a hell of a drug.

[Sizzle]

Probably my weirdest quirk is that I find it very demeaning to be like “occupied! busy!” when somebody is trying to get into the bathroom so like the last three times it happened I just let them walk in and make eye contact until they leave. I was staying in a hostel where you had individual rooms and a shared bathroom about a month ago, this guy walks in while I’m getting naked about to shower (unbeknownst to me the lock was broken), he’s like “oh shit my bad dude” I’m like “haha don’t worry man it’s cool” he starts to walk in then stops and asks me to hand him something from the shower, it’s a fucking rubber kitchen spatula. Like the kind you use to spread icing on a cake. Idk how that dude worked it into his shower routine but he was cool

[switchfakie]

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Skate park bowls are meh. Idky everyone wants to build those. Waste of street course space. Who the fuck wants to hang up on a front side slash fall to flat at the concrete park when you can build a back yard ramp and get good fast.

I'm too old to steal wood but I'd definitely steal some coping for someone else's build. Go out rob a work sight. Build a ramp with your homies.

Maybe you can get a vert guy as soty in a few years. Definitely not going to happen if kids ain't building ramps.

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how many skaters do you know who have space for a backyard ramp? hell most don't even have a backyard.

i sometimes jealous of those who are really good at transition because it means they got to grow up with the privileges of having ramps/parks to skate

[Easy Slider]

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Skate park bowls are meh. Idky everyone wants to build those. Waste of street course space. Who the fuck wants to hang up on a front side slash fall to flat at the concrete park when you can build a back yard ramp and get good fast.

I'm too old to steal wood but I'd definitely steal some coping for someone else's build. Go out rob a work sight. Build a ramp with your homies.

Maybe you can get a vert guy as soty in a few years. Definitely not going to happen if kids ain't building ramps.

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how many skaters do you know who have space for a backyard ramp? hell most don't even have a backyard.

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i sometimes jealous of those who are really good at transition because it means they got to grow up with the privileges of having ramps/parks to skate

[Uncle Flea]

Everyone would rip tranny if there was more wooden ramps. Especially spines.

[j....soy.....]

Everyone would rip transition more if they didn’t outgrow being 9….

[roll_dog]

Everyone would rip tranny if there was more wooden ramps. Especially spines.

nah I agree with this one, slamming on wood is preferable to concrete. takes some of the fear out for pooseys like me.

[Terminal]

Kris Markovich is ripping at the moment. Been really enjoying the footage he's been putting out.

[IpathCats]

Everyone would rip transition more if they didn’t outgrow being 9….

Haha, I love this take.

Transition skating is a child's game.

[jgonzalez]

Kris Markovich is ripping at the moment. Been really enjoying the footage he's been putting out.

The more he skates the less shitty mask art he makes and the less he talks. Win win win lol

[Terminal]

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Kris Markovich is ripping at the moment. Been really enjoying the footage he's been putting out.

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The more he skates the less shitty mask art he makes and the less he talks. Win win win lol

The mask art doesn't bother me. If it makes him happy, go for it. No troll, genuine question. What warrants the strong dislike among Slappers with Markovich. What'd he say/do?

[SneakySecrets]

Skating is more about your pants than your setup.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

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Skate park bowls are meh. Idky everyone wants to build those. Waste of street course space. Who the fuck wants to hang up on a front side slash fall to flat at the concrete park when you can build a back yard ramp and get good fast.

I'm too old to steal wood but I'd definitely steal some coping for someone else's build. Go out rob a work sight. Build a ramp with your homies.

Maybe you can get a vert guy as soty in a few years. Definitely not going to happen if kids ain't building ramps.

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Why put street obstacles in a skatepark when you have a whole city of streets? Skate parks are for tranny

why put quarterpipes in a skatepark when there are whole suburbs full of backyard pools?

[Uncle Flea]

Skating is more about your pants than your setup.

I agree with this. I don't feel on on with out my short shorts.

[Mean salto]

Skating is more about your pants than your setup.

While no doubt a joke this is pretty accurate as far as it's all in your head/more about how you feel than actual scientific measurements

[vinithebr]

I miss having a backyard, well my family still has one but I'm only there once a week, fuck apartments. I remember learning so much so fast.

I don't use 80% of the skateparks near me but others do so it's understandable, I almost died trying to bs slash once so I'm keeping my distance from ramps.

[j....soy.....]

yup...I can't say I subscribe to any of those points....

[SneakySecrets]

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Skating is more about your pants than your setup.

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While no doubt a joke this is pretty accurate as far as it's all in your head/more about how you feel than actual scientific measurements

Sort of half joking.  But now that I think about it, I’d much rather ride a completely busted setup than try to skate in some Andy Schrock lookin-ass skinny jeans.

[jgonzalez]

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Skating is more about your pants than your setup.

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While no doubt a joke this is pretty accurate as far as it's all in your head/more about how you feel than actual scientific measurements

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Sort of half joking.  But now that I think about it, I’d much rather ride a completely busted setup than try to skate in some Andy Schrock lookin-ass skinny jeans.

Imagine growing up now and your millennial dad wears skinny jeans

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Andy's style would improve if he wore baggies because then you wouldn't see the bow leggedness as much. I'm not sure t would help when it comes to falling though because he falls in a kind of unusual way.

[Lou Strux]

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Skating is more about your pants than your setup.

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While no doubt a joke this is pretty accurate as far as it's all in your head/more about how you feel inseam & leg width than actual scientific measurements

[Sizzle]

I know you guys are tired of my incessant Reynolds hate but the man filmed an amazing magnum opus borderline retirement part for Stay Gold and picked a fucking Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes song. This is your GOAT?

[Current Capeless]

bitching about transistion in a skatepark is the dumbest take, learn how to carve a bowl its fun

[cucktard]

bitching about transistion in a skatepark is the dumbest take, learn how to carve a bowl its fun

Hence it’s inclusion in this thread.
You remember which thread this is, right?

[Current Capeless]

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bitching about transistion in a skatepark is the dumbest take, learn how to carve a bowl its fun

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Hence it’s inclusion in this thread.
You remember which thread this is, right?

seems kind of unpopular

[j....soy.....]

bowls and transitions usually eat most of the budget......it' sucks when a bunch of old heads insist on a big coping bowl and they just skate it the first year the park is in, then it sits empty.....nice legacy....vs. a flat open area with a bunch of mellow stuff to skate. 

[doublesteveburger]

I know you guys are tired of my incessant Reynolds hate but the man filmed an amazing magnum opus borderline retirement part for Stay Gold and picked a fucking Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes song. This is your GOAT?

You're 100% entitled to your unpopular opinion in this thread but I'm starting to see a pattern in your opinions in that they're lacking context. First Muska, now this Reynolds take.

That song, on its own, is fucking so ass, but in the context of the Stay Gold era and how anticipated that part was it totally worked. Sidenote I'm pretty sure Andrew originally wanted to use the Nick Cave song Dustin used in Let's Live. Wonder if that would've changed any perception at all.

[lurker_and_poster]

bowls and transitions usually eat most of the budget......it' sucks when a bunch of old heads insist on a big coping bowl and they just skate it the first year the park is in, then it sits empty.....nice legacy....vs. a flat open area with a bunch of mellow stuff to skate.

ok unpopular opinion thread...

street eat the most space - which is inner city much more budget then construction cost flat/street vs Flow/Bowl.
300-400m2 you can get a phantastic bowl you can skate for the next 20years.
Streetwise you fit a flatrail and a ledge on it.  Which is ok for warm up before street skating -but will not hype you
to spend the full day skating the park- which shoud be the purpose of a skatepark.

My real opinion is - if you want build a proper skatepark today - you need both. Not Street vs Transition anymore.
At least minimum 800m2 street  better 1200m2 to have 4-5 proper and separated lines - so you can use the park with 20 people without getting in trouble + 300-400m2 Bowl.
Everything below is just a weak compromise and will not be a complete skatepark being able to satisfy all future users.

[MyUserName]

I grew up never skating a legit bowl, and only saw emptied backyard pools in videos. When we got our first all concrete skate park, you bet your ass I learned how to skate the big bowl as opposed to skating another ledge that I can find anywhere in the streets.

[Sizzle]

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I know you guys are tired of my incessant Reynolds hate but the man filmed an amazing magnum opus borderline retirement part for Stay Gold and picked a fucking Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes song. This is your GOAT?

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You're 100% entitled to your unpopular opinion in this thread but I'm starting to see a pattern in your opinions in that they're lacking context. First Muska, now this Reynolds take.

That song, on its own, is fucking so ass, but in the context of the Stay Gold era and how anticipated that part was it totally worked. Sidenote I'm pretty sure Andrew originally wanted to use the Nick Cave song Dustin used in Let's Live. Wonder if that would've changed any perception at all.

If that’s a polite way of saying I don’t actually shit about skating you’re 100% right, just like to poke a little fun at tHe bOsS that part was magical when it came out, I think I actually cried a bit

Longboarding may be corny but i long boarded at night on three tabs of acid once when I was 17 and it was probably the best feeling I’ve ever had on a skateboard, can’t highly recommend enough