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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14100 on: January 13, 2014, 04:05:24 PM »
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14101 on: January 13, 2014, 04:11:47 PM »
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14102 on: January 13, 2014, 09:42:18 PM »
trying to unscrew one of those square painted light poles and fell it. double nut on the 4th bolt would not come off. trying to get this girl i know to help out she's nagging about potential dangers 'you could get electro-shocked' even though the place is out of business and once it's off it's moors we run the other way as it falls to earth. sposedta rain the next few days then prolly back to winter as we know it.......

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14103 on: January 14, 2014, 01:27:59 AM »
^Smooth to leave a trail of evidence on your computer/the internet.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14104 on: January 14, 2014, 01:32:52 AM »
^Smooth to leave a trail of evidence on your computer/the internet.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14105 on: January 14, 2014, 08:23:32 AM »
My street urchin of a roommate brought a few too many things off the street and back to the apartment, now he's telling me he's found a bedbug in his room. this is bad.
Is your roommate Bobby Puleo?

I am not stoked that our landlord has decided he wants to move into our place and we have to move. I'll be stoked once I've found a place and moved.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14107 on: January 14, 2014, 01:58:12 PM »
Warped decks are bummers.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14108 on: January 14, 2014, 06:46:05 PM »
Its 40*c right now (105 f) and the building i work in acts like an oven

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14109 on: January 14, 2014, 06:57:17 PM »
Its 40*c right now (105 f) and the building i work in acts like an oven

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14110 on: January 15, 2014, 12:20:32 PM »
My old volkswagen from college finally died. I guess it's time to get a new car.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14111 on: January 15, 2014, 12:50:23 PM »
My old volkswagen from college finally died. I guess it's time to get a new car.

RIP

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14112 on: January 15, 2014, 05:36:39 PM »
My old volkswagen from college finally died. I guess it's time to get a new car.

bummer. I have to replace the thermostat and thermostat housing on my car, it's costing me $400 including parts and labor. I'm glad I've been saving money.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14113 on: January 15, 2014, 08:11:20 PM »
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My old volkswagen from college finally died. I guess it's time to get a new car.
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bummer. I have to replace the thermostat and thermostat housing on my car, it's costing me $400 including parts and labor. I'm glad I've been saving money.
My transmission finally shit the bed entirely. Not bad for a 2000. Any recommendations on a good, new VW?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14114 on: January 15, 2014, 09:07:18 PM »
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My old volkswagen from college finally died. I guess it's time to get a new car.
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bummer. I have to replace the thermostat and thermostat housing on my car, it's costing me $400 including parts and labor. I'm glad I've been saving money.
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My transmission finally shit the bed entirely. Not bad for a 2000. Any recommendations on a good, new VW?
my brother's fiance got one of the 2014 Jettas, it's pretty sweet. Heated seats, good mileage (hers is stick so even better MPG), 90% sure that the AUX input to plug your ipod into the stereo came standard.
Look I'm not selling anything that doesn't have my jizz on it. I don't care how much is offered.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14115 on: January 15, 2014, 09:17:42 PM »
Food poisoning and projectile vomiting.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14116 on: January 15, 2014, 09:22:18 PM »
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My old volkswagen from college finally died. I guess it's time to get a new car.
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bummer. I have to replace the thermostat and thermostat housing on my car, it's costing me $400 including parts and labor. I'm glad I've been saving money.
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My transmission finally shit the bed entirely. Not bad for a 2000. Any recommendations on a good, new VW?
It's a 2000 and it died? Is that good? Fuck a VW. Get a Honda or Toyota and it'll go forever.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14117 on: January 15, 2014, 09:40:31 PM »
Haha the transmission on my 2008 died a couple of weeks ago. The mechanic "rebuilt it" and it died again a few days ago.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14118 on: January 15, 2014, 09:47:52 PM »
just had to unclogged the toilet with my hand, after i pooped

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14119 on: January 15, 2014, 10:55:30 PM »
just had to unclogged the toilet with my hand, after i pooped

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14120 on: January 16, 2014, 12:13:23 AM »
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just had to unclogged the toilet with my hand, after i pooped
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Ha! I was going to say something about my shitty ankle and it reacting poorly to cold damp weather.

You win tobey.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14121 on: January 16, 2014, 12:26:41 AM »
DIY is torn up. RIP 3 month manny pad.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14122 on: January 16, 2014, 12:31:36 AM »
DIY is torn up. RIP 3 month manny pad.
sucks rusty, one of my fears. we glued some cinderblocks together and will hopefully add angle iron tomorrow/cement the bottom of the drop in rock and install a flatbar but in the back of my mind there's the fear that some hot shit developer will ruin our dreams. to paraphrase palanhiuk 'on a long enough time line the survival rate for all skate spots goes down to zero'.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14123 on: January 16, 2014, 12:47:52 AM »
well, that's what I get for not doing my homework on the spot. apparently it's like a logging road or some shit that runs under a bridge and not all deserted like i assumed it was since there's a bunch of graff down there like no ones giving a fuck. might put a ledge on the side in the spring and pray they don't tear it up. wanted to check the whole sitch out about when everything got torn up but some dude came and started questioning me as i walked over to it. oh well.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14124 on: January 16, 2014, 06:00:59 AM »
Food poisoning and projectile vomiting.
Buscopan will offer you some relief.
just had to unclogged the toilet with my hand, after i pooped
These two posts combined would make me not stoked.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14125 on: January 16, 2014, 07:55:49 AM »
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just had to unclogged the toilet with my hand, after i pooped
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Ha! I was going to say something about my shitty ankle and it reacting poorly to cold damp weather.

You win tobey.

did you at least put a plastic bag over your hand?



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My old volkswagen from college finally died. I guess it's time to get a new car.
[close]

bummer. I have to replace the thermostat and thermostat housing on my car, it's costing me $400 including parts and labor. I'm glad I've been saving money.
[close]
My transmission finally shit the bed entirely. Not bad for a 2000. Any recommendations on a good, new VW?
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It's a 2000 and it died? Is that good? Fuck a VW. Get a Honda or Toyota and it'll go forever.

this. kia and hyundai both make really reliable cars and are a little bit cheeper than honda or toyota. VW and any other german cars are going to cost you more money and give you more problems than any asian car out there.

i drive a 2013 kia rio and for a 16k car, its pretty sick. 35mpg all day. rides really smooth for a small car. usb and aux connections. good sound system. if i had the money, id go with an optima. that thing is sick.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14126 on: January 16, 2014, 09:05:30 AM »
^ na i didn't i was in a rush, plus i didn't really think about using a plastic bag

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14127 on: January 16, 2014, 10:38:16 AM »
^ na i didn't i was in a rush, plus i didn't really think about using a plastic bag

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14128 on: January 16, 2014, 12:30:08 PM »
I focused my board today. Haven't done that in a long time.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #14129 on: January 16, 2014, 12:32:44 PM »
I focused my board today. Haven't done that in a long time.

What couldn't you land?