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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: theevePUNKer on August 01, 2014, 10:51:34 AM
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They all complain on how gritty and grimy it is
1. They like Palace
2. They ride venture
3. They think it's harder to skate in Boston as a reason on why they can't skate anything other than a tiny ledge and manny pad
They complain about there gay ass parks
4 name one person, one shop, one company doing anything original there, you can't and this point is the most important, they have no creativity art style or new trucks all the same boaring boards everyone dresses like it's 1998 and no one is original cause no one, not one company or shop (think stone soup) can do good original things and I was at stone soup with Mike and we did are shit but prove me wrong, only good thing is that there are more white skaters than Florida
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Awesome! Someone is trying to out Tracer, Tracer.
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Will ya look at the hemoriods on this asshole
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bbNewBn is back!
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bbNewBn is back!
Let the blacklisting begin.
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From what I can decipher from this, skaters in Boston like to do hard boaring in ass parks like it's 1998.
Sounds like a pretty sick city.
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trolling or not;
its all america, not trying to get all tupac and biggie. but this shit:
"Back east...(blah blah blah blah complaining about the west coast sucking and how the east coast is so much better doodoo doodoo doodoo)"
why you in cali fool.
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trolling or not;
its all america, not trying to get all tupac and biggie. but this shit:
"Back east...(blah blah blah blah complaining about the west coast sucking and how the east coast is so much better doodoo doodoo doodoo)"
why you in cali fool.
damnit. hypocritical as fuck. complaining about people complaining.
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I haven't herd this much complaining since I got fired from the tampon factory.
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https://www.youtube.com/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAG-56Ll8eIwatch?v=HAG-56Ll8eI (https://www.youtube.com/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAG-56Ll8eIwatch?v=HAG-56Ll8eI)
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I was at stone soup with Mike and we did are shit but prove me wrong
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I met that Waffle dude from Boston, he was pretty chill.
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Let the blacklisting begin.
Dude....African-American Listing, c'mon.
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awesome!
Boston fucking sucks!! That's why I moved to LA!! Don't ever Boston Ever!!!
Worst shit, fucking still, So unoriginal even, did one guy ever wear something 1998?
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awesome!
Boston fucking sucks!! That's why I moved to LA!! Don't ever Boston Ever!!!
Worst shit, fucking still, So unoriginal even, did one guy ever wear something 1998?
Are you me?
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awesome!
Boston fucking sucks!! That's why I moved to LA!! Don't ever Boston Ever!!!
Worst shit, fucking still, So unoriginal even, did one guy ever wear something 1998?
Are you me?
wow, that is quit the existential question.......
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awesome!
Boston fucking sucks!! That's why I moved to LA!! Don't ever Boston Ever!!!
Worst shit, fucking still, So unoriginal even, did one guy ever wear something 1998?
Are you me?
wow, that is quit the existential question.......
me confirmed.
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If you ride a Fancy Lad board you will slip on a crack, your board will explode, your head will split open, and you will die. Veto Boston skateboarding forever, move to NYC, and live the good life.
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Isn't Fancy Lad from Boston ?
They seem pretty fucking original to me.. :)
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awesome!
Boston fucking sucks!! That's why I moved to LA!! Don't ever Boston Ever!!!
Worst shit, fucking still, So unoriginal even, did one guy ever wear something 1998?
Are you me?
wow, that is quit the existential question.......
me confirmed.
i think you are both my split personalities
-15 when i left, 75 when the wheels touched down. in'nout across the street, del taco i'll pass on that
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Isn't Fancy Lad from Boston ?
They seem pretty fucking original to me.. :)
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They all complain on how gritty and grimy it is
1. They like Palace
2. They ride venture
3. They think it's harder to skate in Boston as a reason on why they can't skate anything other than a tiny ledge and manny pad
They complain about there gay ass parks
4 name one person, one shop, one company doing anything original there, you can't and this point is the most important, they have no creativity art style or new trucks all the same boaring boards everyone dresses like it's 1998 and no one is original cause no one, not one company or shop (think stone soup) can do good original things and I was at stone soup with Mike and we did are shit but prove me wrong, only good thing is that there are more white skaters than Florida
1. Why did you not put "They all complain about how gritty and grimy it is" as number one? Why make THAT be the topic sentence?
2. The fuck's wrong with Palace? What did Palace do to you?
3. Lots of people ride Venture. That's why Venture's still around.
4. Maybe the people you met can't back up their Bahsten hype, but there are rippers from Boston. And New York, and Philly, and LA, and San Diego, and Kansas City, and...
5. Once again, why not make "They complain about THEIR (POSSESSIVE) gay ass parks" Number Four?
5a. Why do you care if they complain if the parks are so "gay ass" as you claim? Aren't they right, then?
6. Are you seriously citing a lack of creativity, art, or style after you posted.......this?
6a. The fuck's your obsession with trucks? Yeah, they help us skate, but damn, dude...
7. You care that they dress like it's 98? Why?
I could go on, but I think you get it.
Thanks for coming, though! As your sister said to everyone...
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I'm from Boston and gosh I wish it was 98. I still dress the same, but now I'm older and fatter and have had multiple surgeries. Palace is cool, but I'm stuck in 98 so its still DLX for me. I like sunsets, walks on the beach and Indy's. The bitter cold makes all Bostonians bitter and there is no way we've been out west and things were easier to skate. I'm going to go hit a rock or crack now and focus my board. Time to try Palace. Maybe I'll suck less.
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Visiting Boston Monday/Tuesday , where can I find these tiny ledges and manual pads? Sounds epic.
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Visiting Boston Monday/Tuesday , where can I find these tiny ledges and manual pads? Sounds epic.
it's across the street from the nashua street county jail. you'll find it
or you can try your luck at aquarium . you probably wont like aquarium. you either love it or you hate it. there's no middle ground
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Is this BBNEWBN?? Guy already shamed Mass skating to the max
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another loss for boston
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I'm from Boston and gosh I wish it was 98. I still dress the same, but now I'm older and fatter and have had multiple surgeries. Palace is cool, but I'm stuck in 98 so its still DLX for me. I like sunsets, walks on the beach and Indy's. The bitter cold makes all Bostonians bitter and there is no way we've been out west and things were easier to skate. I'm going to go hit a rock or crack now and focus my board. Time to try Palace. Maybe I'll suck less.
how are you gonna be an east coast skater stuck in 98 and not be running a pair of 7.5/7.75 venture lows?
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Can you turn this into a series? I'd like to see a "Why London Skaters Suck" next.
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bbNewBn is back!
fuck yes, though I remember him most as "flyouter" or whateves it was, the double entendre is pretty outstanding
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Isn't Fancy Lad from Boston ?
They seem pretty fucking original to me.. :)
Oh it was a bad joke. I live with the Fancy Lad crew. Buy our shit! Boston still sux tho. Everything sux. Move to Japan.
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another loss for boston
duuuuuuuude... low blow.
I second the notion to turn this into a series. Hoping for 'why Vermont skaters suck' next
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Isn't Fancy Lad from Boston ?
They seem pretty fucking original to me.. :)
Oh it was a bad joke. I live with the Fancy Lad crew. Buy our shit! Boston still sux tho. Everything sux. Move to Japan.
Ba, yeah man COOL! How about you make a vid with some ground breaking shit in it or at least a decent deck other than "the fight" deck? How about that and maybe ask some friends to be in it you will skate with them WHEN they call you and someone else brings them but you can't follow with shit and you are a punk reputation of what boston skating was and COULD BE! Shits fucked and maybe your bad rider will be cool, oh wait you are all bad AND I LIKE YOU amagine what others think I'll tell you they think it's weak Well you get it, just kidding I don't know you cause you won't allow that shit into the cool guys club
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I like palace
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Isn't Fancy Lad from Boston ?
They seem pretty fucking original to me.. :)
Oh it was a bad joke. I live with the Fancy Lad crew. Buy our shit! Boston still sux tho. Everything sux. Move to Japan.
Ba, yeah man COOL! How about you make a vid with some ground breaking shit in it or at least a decent deck other than "the fight" deck? How about that and maybe ask some friends to be in it you will skate with them WHEN they call you and someone else brings them but you can't follow with shit and you are a punk reputation of what boston skating was and COULD BE! Shits fucked and maybe your bad rider will be cool, oh wait you are all bad AND I LIKE YOU amagine what others think I'll tell you they think it's weak Well you get it, just kidding I don't know you cause you won't allow that shit into the cool guys club
youre lying to yourself if you really believe fancy lad only had one decent deck. they have some of the better graphics out, and they seem to go under the radar unfortunately. their videos are dope too.
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Isn't Fancy Lad from Boston ?
They seem pretty fucking original to me.. :)
Oh it was a bad joke. I live with the Fancy Lad crew. Buy our shit! Boston still sux tho. Everything sux. Move to Japan.
Ba, yeah man COOL! How about you make a vid with some ground breaking shit in it or at least a decent deck other than "the fight" deck? How about that and maybe ask some friends to be in it you will skate with them WHEN they call you and someone else brings them but you can't follow with shit and you are a punk reputation of what boston skating was and COULD BE! Shits fucked and maybe your bad rider will be cool, oh wait you are all bad AND I LIKE YOU amagine what others think I'll tell you they think it's weak Well you get it, just kidding I don't know you cause you won't allow that shit into the cool guys club
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Isn't Fancy Lad from Boston ?
They seem pretty fucking original to me.. :)
Oh it was a bad joke. I live with the Fancy Lad crew. Buy our shit! Boston still sux tho. Everything sux. Move to Japan.
Ba, yeah man COOL! How about you make a vid with some ground breaking shit in it or at least a decent deck other than "the fight" deck? How about that and maybe ask some friends to be in it you will skate with them WHEN they call you and someone else brings them but you can't follow with shit and you are a punk reputation of what boston skating was and COULD BE! Shits fucked and maybe your bad rider will be cool, oh wait you are all bad AND I LIKE YOU amagine what others think I'll tell you they think it's weak Well you get it, just kidding I don't know you cause you won't allow that shit into the cool guys club
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EDIT: Also, grammar and punctuation, but I ain't even gonna go there my messageboard bum-biddy <3
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Isn't Fancy Lad from Boston ?
They seem pretty fucking original to me.. :)
Oh it was a bad joke. I live with the Fancy Lad crew. Buy our shit! Boston still sux tho. Everything sux. Move to Japan.
Ba, yeah man COOL! How about you make a vid with some ground breaking shit in it or at least a decent deck other than "the fight" deck? How about that and maybe ask some friends to be in it you will skate with them WHEN they call you and someone else brings them but you can't follow with shit and you are a punk reputation of what boston skating was and COULD BE! Shits fucked and maybe your bad rider will be cool, oh wait you are all bad AND I LIKE YOU amagine what others think I'll tell you they think it's weak Well you get it, just kidding I don't know you cause you won't allow that shit into the cool guys club
youre lying to yourself if you really believe fancy lad only had one decent deck. they have some of the better graphics out, and they seem to go under the radar unfortunately. their videos are dope too.
Ha fag ass; they had one OK graphic, the rest look like a little kid high baked made them, hahahahaha
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Isn't Fancy Lad from Boston ?
They seem pretty fucking original to me.. :)
Oh it was a bad joke. I live with the Fancy Lad crew. Buy our shit! Boston still sux tho. Everything sux. Move to Japan.
Ba, yeah man COOL! How about you make a vid with some ground breaking shit in it or at least a decent deck other than "the fight" deck? How about that and maybe ask some friends to be in it you will skate with them WHEN they call you and someone else brings them but you can't follow with shit and you are a punk reputation of what boston skating was and COULD BE! Shits fucked and maybe your bad rider will be cool, oh wait you are all bad AND I LIKE YOU amagine what others think I'll tell you they think it's weak Well you get it, just kidding I don't know you cause you won't allow that shit into the cool guys club
youre lying to yourself if you really believe fancy lad only had one decent deck. they have some of the better graphics out, and they seem to go under the radar unfortunately. their videos are dope too.
Ha fag ass; they had one OK graphic, the rest look like a little kid high baked made them, hahahahaha
the deck with the sour patch kids was dope, the video collection deck and the muska decks were fire, and even the colin fiske deck and the bruise deck were wavey too. plus that new cops one is real right, maybe the two simpsons themed decks they had arent for everybody, but i know from experience that they are decks with good shapes, plus screen print graphics and american made decks.
i know im responding to a troll for anyone that reads this, but i figured id use it to throw some love out to those fancy lad dudes for doing shit in skateboarding that im actually down for.
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Those Seattle dudes are killing it.
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My impression so far is that Boston has:
1) more fun spots than any city I've ever lived in
2) a super diverse, friendly scene with a ton of people killing it in a variety of creative ways
3) a really chill, low hassle atmosphere in terms of cops/ busts.
4) an endless stream of beautiful women jogging by wherever you go.
The thing with not being able to buy beer after 11 still rattles me a little, but I'm learning to plan ahead a bit more...
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you are all bad AND I LIKE YOU
bullseye
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My impression so far is that Boston has:
1) more fun spots than any city I've ever lived in
2) a super diverse, friendly scene with a ton of people killing it in a variety of creative ways
3) a really chill, low hassle atmosphere in terms of cops/ busts.
4) an endless stream of beautiful women jogging by wherever you go.
The thing with not being able to buy beer after 11 still rattles me a little, but I'm learning to plan ahead a bit more...
not sure what scenes you've been in, but I've found that anything worth skating in the Boston area is usually a bust unless it is some out of the way crusty spot. Have personally found that Boston skaters are pretty cliquey and don't really seem to talk to anybody outside of their little groups or welcome outsiders. That being said, the city is full of dudes who kill it a million different ways, and theres some good shops backing shit up
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^ too bad the beautiful jogging women completely nullify every point you just tried to make
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Wait.. I always thought 1998 was good year?
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more about the beautiful jogging women please
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Everybody sucks all the time ever.
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Everybody sucks all the time ever.
Yes!! Finally. Let's get matching Panic at the disco tattoos.
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Everybody sucks all the time ever.
Yes!! Finally. Let's get matching Panic at the disco tattoos.
No, not ever, and you should too.
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BOSTON SUCKS
SAN ANTONIO RULES
Five Titles for the Spurs. We just hired a FEMALE ASSISTANT COACH
also
SAN ANTONIO SKATERS dont really give a shit about getting on the internet and talking shit. They just do what they do, not caring about what they THINK THEY DESERVE.
TEXAS IS THE SHIT.
if you dont agree, all i have to say is...UGK
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BOSTON SUCKS
SAN ANTONIO RULES
Five Titles for the Spurs. We just hired a FEMALE ASSISTANT COACH
also
SAN ANTONIO SKATERS dont really give a shit about getting on the internet and talking shit. They just do what they do, not caring about what they THINK THEY DESERVE.
TEXAS IS THE SHIT.
if you dont agree, all i have to say is...UGK
Fuck you, fuck Texas, and fuck UGK.
R.I.P. GURU
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BOSTON SUCKS
SAN ANTONIO RULES
Five Titles for the Spurs. We just hired a FEMALE ASSISTANT COACH
also
SAN ANTONIO SKATERS dont really give a shit about getting on the internet and talking shit. They just do what they do, not caring about what they THINK THEY DESERVE.
TEXAS IS THE SHIT.
if you dont agree, all i have to say is...UGK
What's that like Ugly Ghetto Kids?
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If I write "why atlanta skaters suck", will anyone be mad?
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If I write "why atlanta skaters suck", will anyone be mad?
http://forums.skateperception.com/index.php?/topic/295732-is-your-citys-skate-scene-dead/ (http://forums.skateperception.com/index.php?/topic/295732-is-your-citys-skate-scene-dead/)
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BOSTON SUCKS
SAN ANTONIO RULES
Five Titles for the Spurs. We just hired a FEMALE ASSISTANT COACH
also
SAN ANTONIO SKATERS dont really give a shit about getting on the internet and talking shit. They just do what they do, not caring about what they THINK THEY DESERVE.
TEXAS IS THE SHIT.
if you dont agree, all i have to say is...UGK
What's that like Ugly Ghetto Kids?
I think it's "Unseemly Ghetto Kids"
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Texas fucking sucks.
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I was drunk when I wrote that initially, but UGK is pure perfection and Texas does not suck.