is it because her tits are small and unpretentious?
How can a tit be pretentious?
Maybe you can be all nice and go up to it and be like "Hey, nice weather we've been having lately eh?"
And then it can just not say anything back, and then some girl comes all at you like "Why the fuck are you talking to my tits?"
Then its like "Damn, what a stuck up titty! I'm being all polite and it gets some security bitch to tell me to stop talking to it and shit!"
But if thats the case, can a tit ever not be pretentious?