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i've seen some deaths, which is fucking brutal and i'd never wish that on anyone, and it's not something i want to remember, but you're not goign to forget it.
But actaully yeah i have come pretty close to getting killed or at least seriously fucked up.
This guy swung a scaffolding pole with cemented 6 inch metal spikes at my head in a fight in Mallorca a few years ago, it miss my temple by literaly about 1/8 an inch and the end of it scarpped my face, then my mate grabed the spiky thing and broke his wrist catching it, then it all got a bit mental, i've got photo of the "weapon"
The thing to remember here is, if you're hanging about with Frenchies at the beach and you hear other Frenchies shouting French football songs -
Don't
A) Start shouting Scottish ones back
B) Shout silly French sentance at them like - "Eat a banana" or "Your Mother eats chips"
As these things combine are apparently not funny to drunk holigans looking for a fight
killing someone over soccer, that is just rediculous.
What's really funny is, we were a bunch of skaters chilling by the beach having a late night smoke with some Austrain chicks and a French skater, these guy's had been giving the French skater shit for hanging out with "English" (Idiots as we're Scottish - PAH THE FOOLS), but the Football Frenchies and skater French were all in the same apartment, they kept trying to fight him, then they (the football Frenchies) were out on the rampage, obviously hear someone shout "Eat a Banana" followed by a round of "You eat Apple Chips" and then it's fucking on.
What was funny was we kicked there asses, went home cas there'd been so much fights all over the place that night and the "guardiacivil" (the tuff Spanish cops that beat the shit out of you) were out looking for blood, so chilled on the balcony hear all this shit, the football Frenchies now had a mob and were looking for us, but found the guardiacivil instead who beat the shit out of them, then arrested them - that was funny, battered twice in one night hahaha dicks
But yeah Palma is full of English/Irish/French and German's who are basically there for a lads holiday and to kick the crap out of each other, i've never seen that much fighting, basically fucking riots every night till the Civil Guard start arresting everyone - litteraly everyone and battering fuck out of them.
But yeah dying over football - happens quite alot.
You normally get into fight over here with the simple question "What team to you support ?"
Don't answer, asses, age, number, fitness, then run like fuck