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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #60 on: June 16, 2010, 06:29:42 AM »
I miss GWB. We need more kids so into going to a state school and trying to justify why Abercrombie is so cool.

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #61 on: June 16, 2010, 07:21:29 AM »
I miss GWB. We need more kids so into going to a state school and trying to justify why Abercrombie is so cool.

You mean Dr. Newton?

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #62 on: June 16, 2010, 07:42:44 AM »
if you were a battle rapper turned mixed martial artist turned Christian

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #63 on: June 16, 2010, 07:46:31 AM »
Pizza for thanksgiving?
Hosin' out the cab of his pickup truck
He's got his 8-track playin' really fuckin' loud

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #64 on: June 16, 2010, 08:11:46 AM »
If you associate dolphins with regular people.

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #65 on: June 16, 2010, 10:30:33 AM »
qweiop13 flys to north carolina for some vhs's of nbc's skate but mizzark had to help his sister move.



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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #66 on: June 16, 2010, 12:05:35 PM »
if the only question you have for a Pro is if he'd share a hotel room with a gay teammember.

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #67 on: June 16, 2010, 01:05:48 PM »
____________ should ride for Krooked

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #68 on: June 16, 2010, 02:22:48 PM »
remember always
have you seen these?  this cokehead girl from my old apartment showed me these ET porn videos a couple years ago, they look like they're not the same from the one posted above.  this is pretty crazy, even for the internet.  half-disturbed laughs for days.

http://www.efukt.com/1793_E.T._Alien_Sex_2.html

filecabi.net/video/et-sex.html
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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #69 on: June 16, 2010, 04:47:27 PM »
...if you engage in a serious argument on these boards that has nothing to do with skateboarding.
But you did that and you aren't a pal. You were shamed for your terrible arrogance: fact ratio and now you are trying to compensate for your ego.
Are you a kook? If you would say this, the answer is “YES”
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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #70 on: June 17, 2010, 12:56:41 AM »
...you hated Jamie Thomas/Blackbox until the majority of posters loved him
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #71 on: June 17, 2010, 01:55:12 AM »
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remember always
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have you seen these?  this cokehead girl from my old apartment showed me these ET porn videos a couple years ago, they look like they're not the same from the one posted above.  this is pretty crazy, even for the internet.  half-disturbed laughs for days.

http://www.efukt.com/1793_E.T._Alien_Sex_2.html

filecabi.net/video/et-sex.html

hahaha


it was lasarenas/lasa's avatar from the old board. hope hes doing alright.

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #72 on: June 17, 2010, 02:11:06 AM »
I miss him in the football thread...
Hosin' out the cab of his pickup truck
He's got his 8-track playin' really fuckin' loud

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #73 on: June 17, 2010, 02:14:12 AM »
...if you engage in a serious argument on these boards that has nothing to do with skateboarding.
Oh, one does not need to be PAL to do that

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #74 on: June 17, 2010, 03:07:56 AM »
... if your friend kickflipped a 10 set
if you switch ollied an 11 stair because you thought it would raise your rep.
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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #75 on: June 17, 2010, 03:09:01 AM »
i don't think i got what it take to be a real pal
kook me to oblivion
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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #76 on: June 17, 2010, 05:58:51 AM »
i don't think i got what it take to be a real pal
kook me to oblivion

i tried, but your drehobl-atar kept making me forget which button to press. :)

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #77 on: June 17, 2010, 07:30:58 AM »
The word Tali makes you feel all tingly inside.

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #78 on: June 17, 2010, 12:04:53 PM »
my memory's hazy but remember:

- when someone posted a photo of themselves skating a rail/hubba, he said it was a switch frontside tailslide but it was later discovered just to be regular noseslide

- the idiot talking about how when black dudes do switch tres (or switch heels?) it looks so much better than when white dudes do them... or some shit like that?
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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #79 on: June 17, 2010, 12:45:04 PM »
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If you associate dolphins with regular people.
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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #80 on: June 17, 2010, 01:26:54 PM »
if you remember exactly where you were when you found out brooklyn brawler was an asian dude from canada.

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #81 on: June 17, 2010, 01:45:30 PM »
if you sucked dick for a gnar and got kook'd on the walk home.
I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.