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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on September 12, 2018, 06:55:08 PM
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idk if i like this new andy guano.
it's like a new grill on a rusty car w/ a busted windshield.
http://www.instagram.com/
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bout time
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BnpeK5Xjb-q/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=16asty3klu6jk
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idk if i like this new andy guano.
it's like a new grill on a rusty car w/ a busted windshield.
http://www.instagram.com/
You start a lot of topics about Andy Roy and his girlfriend. Kinda like you have a crush on one of them. Gross
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He goes by Andrew now
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Looks like Chris Senn there
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did he get the biebel special?
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I’ll give it 2 months before those pearly whites are rotted and falling out again.
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Andy went out and got himself some doggy dentures
http://youtu.be/RSOF1pVdb0w
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Good for him. I know that fucked teeth were sort of his signature thing but that had to be a bummer.
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oh my god. Good for him but he looks as fucked as Biebel.
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He looks like when they'd give homeless people a "makeover" in those Bum Fights videos.
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LOL i thought that shit was fake at first. you can get dentures in darker shades. that color is called "humorous white"
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(https://goo.gl/images/Pye4XN)
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Bummed he didn't go to Dr Montoya
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcYmvO2ji8e/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1as9zwgnib0mc
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This can't be life
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Sixnine went to Montoya the other day too.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnmPqidg6pr/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=17mxavj1jx8cu
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That white is like the rock hard fake boobs of teeth colors. It's a look and some people go for it. You can totally get veneers that look like actual teeth.
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That white is like the rock hard fake boobs of teeth colors. It's a look and some people go for it. You can totally get veneers that look like actual teeth.
They will look normal in a couple weeks after Andy neglects brushing his teeth.
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He looks like Jonah hills character in wolf of Wall Street
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Sixnine went to Montoya the other day too.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnmPqidg6pr/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=17mxavj1jx8cu
Would somebody shoot this cunt already?
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BnpeK5Xjb-q/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=16asty3klu6jk
Is his shirt defective or is the logo supposed to be there?
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BnpeK5Xjb-q/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=16asty3klu6jk
Is his shirt defective or is the logo supposed to be there?
“Haters will say its photoshop”
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thats not andy roy, i refuse to believe that that is andy roy.
I give dirtbag p a week before she dumps him and starts dating wheat berry
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Sixnine went to Montoya the other day too.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnmPqidg6pr/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=17mxavj1jx8cu
Would somebody shoot this cunt already?
"i feel like a fuckin thot right now"
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Can't wait to hear that screechy voice again.
And now with a 'new teeth lisp' <3333333333333
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oh cool. he cadged enough money to get
his teeth fixed, which he was not able to
take care of in the past. what a fairy tale.
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last area of SF to be gentrified
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What even is AH in 2018?
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This dude looks like Ross from Friends when he got his teeth whitened.
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https://www.gofundme.com/get-andy-roy-some-teeth
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Sixnine went to Montoya the other day too.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnmPqidg6pr/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=17mxavj1jx8cu
Would somebody shoot this cunt already?
He's definitely going to prison.
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What even is AH in 2018?
'a fuck your condo but check out these pearly whites production'
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last area of SF to be gentrified
amazing!
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(https://consequenceofsound.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/shane-macgowan.jpg?quality=80&w=807)
Andy should have gone the Shane McGowan route and got some deliberately imperfect dentures. He looks fucking ridiculous now - even worse than Beebz.
Got love for him still tho
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last area of SF to be gentrified
amazing!
Best thing I've read on here today.
He looks really weird. So much younger. Is that actually him?
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last area of SF to be gentrified
amazing!
Best thing I've read on here today.
He looks really weird. So much younger. Is that actually him?
You know people on here being shallow with the insults prolly don't have the genes any roy has and will or do look like shit at his age. Bald ass dad lookin like mf's.
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last area of SF to be gentrified
amazing!
Best thing I've read on here today.
He looks really weird. So much younger. Is that actually him?
You know people on here being shallow with the insults prolly don't have the genes any roy has and will or do look like shit at his age. Bald ass dad lookin like mf's.
Andy Roy is known for his superior genetics and resilience.
Hes an example of evolutionary perfection.
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You know people on here being shallow with the insults prolly don't have the genes any roy has and will or do look like shit at his age. Bald ass dad lookin like mf's.
i thank my lucky stars i dont have those genes.
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I was hoping this was a typo and that Andy finally got a real job.
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last area of SF to be gentrified
amazing!
Best thing I've read on here today.
He looks really weird. So much younger. Is that actually him?
You know people on here being shallow with the insults prolly don't have the genes any roy has and will or do look like shit at his age. Bald ass dad lookin like mf's.
Andy Roy is known for his superior genetics and resilience.
Hes an example of evolutionary perfection.
-Blah blah blah- but he looks young -girls are into it, so..
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last area of SF to be gentrified
amazing!
Best thing I've read on here today.
He looks really weird. So much younger. Is that actually him?
You know people on here being shallow with the insults prolly don't have the genes any roy has and will or do look like shit at his age. Bald ass dad lookin like mf's.
Hats can cover bald spots but they can’t cover your retirement, your kids college fund, your mortgage, or your bills. Oh they also can’t cover the cost to get new teeth either apparently since he crowdsourced a portion of this on gofundme.
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Diarrhea syrup on an ice cream sundae
Denali 23's on my '86 Hyundai
Seriously, though. This fool can eat corn on the cob again, and he's probably delighted.
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Diarrhea syrup on an ice cream sundae
Denali 23's on my '86 Hyundai
Seriously, though. This fool can eat corn on the cob again, and he's probably delighted.
It's actually not recommended
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Forever, or just while the implants are new?
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BnpeK5Xjb-q/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=16asty3klu6jk
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last area of SF to be gentrified
amazing!
Best thing I've read on here today.
He looks really weird. So much younger. Is that actually him?
You know people on here being shallow with the insults prolly don't have the genes any roy has and will or do look like shit at his age. Bald ass dad lookin like mf's.
Guilty as charged
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Forever, or just while the implants are new?
It depends on how good they are. With the shape his mouth was in before and how quickly he appeared with these they're probably dentures and/or bridges. Implants and whatever would be tens of thousands of dollars. He was totally missing his front teeth right? If he bit into corn on the cob with dentures/bridges they'd likely snap right off. I have a bridge that was pulled out by a starburst.
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Shit, sorry to hear that. Yeah, I failed to consider how quickly these appeared, as implants with individual posts can take forever.
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Giggity Giggity Alright!
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last area of SF to be gentrified
amazing!
Best thing I've read on here today.
He looks really weird. So much younger. Is that actually him?
You know people on here being shallow with the insults prolly don't have the genes any roy has and will or do look like shit at his age. Bald ass dad lookin like mf's.
Andy Roy is known for his superior genetics and resilience.
Yeah, like a cockroach.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BnpeK5Xjb-q/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=16asty3klu6jk
Is his shirt defective or is the logo supposed to be there?
that's a supreme shirt
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The man is probably just happy to eat again
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When did we start calling teeth jibs?
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last area of SF to be gentrified
amazing!
Best thing I've read on here today.
He looks really weird. So much younger. Is that actually him?
You know people on here being shallow with the insults prolly don't have the genes any roy has and will or do look like shit at his age. Bald ass dad lookin like mf's.
Hats can cover bald spots but they can’t cover your retirement, your kids college fund, your mortgage, or your bills. Oh they also can’t cover the cost to get new teeth either apparently since he crowdsourced a portion of this on gofundme.
Go back to your condo yuppie! You can keep your precious "mortgage and college fund", me and roy will be on the streets whitening our pearls!
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last area of SF to be gentrified
*thread*
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“Preciate chu”
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he did a 1488 to his mouth: “we must secure the existence of our dentures and a future for white teeth.”
100% sk8boarder
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pearlywhite power
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Haters will say it’s photoshop lololol. And he looks like Biebel now it’s trippy
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Happy for him. I think it's gotta be a heavy burden for anybody to know they're shit is that messed up. He looks good.
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oh my god. Good for him but he looks as fucked as Biebel.
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the teeth look good, i just hope he took it easy on the opiates during recovery
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Shit, sorry to hear that. Yeah, I failed to consider how quickly these appeared, as implants with individual posts can take forever.
It's only 8 post. 4 on the top an bottom. The whole denture with fake gums are attached to it. It is permanent. So mainly the denture is made to fit his mouth while the post are healing. Then it is attached later that month usually.
http://www.clearchoice.com/app/uploads/2014/09/all-on-four-implants.jpg
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Bummed he didn't go to Dr Montoya
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcYmvO2ji8e/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1as9zwgnib0mc
The images are hilarious...dat hairline too...
(https://smilesbymariomontoya.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/caso-20.png)
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Forever, or just while the implants are new?
It depends on how good they are. With the shape his mouth was in before and how quickly he appeared with these they're probably dentures and/or bridges. Implants and whatever would be tens of thousands of dollars. He was totally missing his front teeth right? If he bit into corn on the cob with dentures/bridges they'd likely snap right off. I have a bridge that was pulled out by a starburst.
They actually are implants, not dentures or bridges.
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Im stoked for the dude. Having fucked up teeth sucks.
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Bummed he didn't go to Dr Montoya
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcYmvO2ji8e/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1as9zwgnib0mc
The images are hilarious...dat hairline too...
(https://smilesbymariomontoya.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/caso-20.png)
I can't tell if that is Bradley Cooper or Riffraff. Either way, fuck this thread. Also, seconding what Gay said.
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First riff raff got his BET tattoo covered up and now this smh
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I thought that was Bono
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Damn I want teeth now
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i got veneers done to my teeth but got them a few shades dark to look more realistic. it also took months to do and they had to even implant a pigs bone into my jaw to build the bone up before the implants.
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i got veneers done to my teeth but got them a few shades dark to look more realistic. it also took months to do and they had to even implant a pigs bone into my jaw to build the bone up before the implants.
damn! if you were on oz and the other inmates in your racial gang knew you had pig's bone in your mouth you'd be excommunicated.
i got screws in my jaw, waiting on money, harvest season to be over and idk what else then i can go get my bridges.
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i got veneers done to my teeth but got them a few shades dark to look more realistic. it also took months to do and they had to even implant a pigs bone into my jaw to build the bone up before the implants.
damn! if you were on oz and the other inmates in your racial gang knew you had pig's bone in your mouth you'd be excommunicated.
i got screws in my jaw, waiting on money, harvest season to be over and idk what else then i can go get my bridges.
A magic box of smarts to fall from the sky?
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i got veneers done to my teeth but got them a few shades dark to look more realistic. it also took months to do and they had to even implant a pigs bone into my jaw to build the bone up before the implants.
damn! if you were on oz and the other inmates in your racial gang knew you had pig's bone in your mouth you'd be excommunicated.
i got screws in my jaw, waiting on money, harvest season to be over and idk what else then i can go get my bridges.
A magic box of smarts to fall from the sky?
your pretty funny when you want to be but apparently you don't want to be today
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(https://i.imgur.com/UmOOljp.jpg)
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i got veneers done to my teeth but got them a few shades dark to look more realistic. it also took months to do and they had to even implant a pigs bone into my jaw to build the bone up before the implants.
damn! if you were on oz and the other inmates in your racial gang knew you had pig's bone in your mouth you'd be excommunicated.
i got screws in my jaw, waiting on money, harvest season to be over and idk what else then i can go get my bridges.
A magic box of smarts to fall from the sky?
your pretty funny when you want to be but apparently you don't want to be today
You're. Moron.
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He goes by Andrew now
Hahahahaha!!
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last area of SF to be gentrified
this is why i come to Slap™️,
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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When did we start calling teeth jibs?
😂😂😂😂I missed the memo as well
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Riff Raff wears a wig, apparently.
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this is why i come to Slap™️,
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
shout out to The Nut Daily News
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bmk4eL0Fs30/?hl=en&taken-by=thenutdailynews
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so who has the best teeth in skateboarding now? sam smyth? andy roy? biebel?
clearly daryl angel and jaws are competing for worst
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If i had the money i would do something similar, good on him
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so who has the best teeth in skateboarding now? sam smyth? andy roy? biebel?
clearly daryl angel and jaws are competing for worst
Don’t forget about this guy
(http://i63.tinypic.com/dzz4oh.png)
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don't forget about langi. he likes the look though.
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Can't wait to hear that screechy voice again.
And now with a 'new teeth lisp' <3333333333333
KOTR "Theck!!"
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'a fuck your condo but check out these pearly whites production'
hahahahaha
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That news story is gold.
The bit about hiking up his shorts and screaming is deep cut Andy Roy
(https://i.makeagif.com/save/gnLCPb)
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The first thing that came to mind when I saw the new photo was “butterfly” by crazytown
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The first thing that came to kind when I saw the new photo was “butterfly” by crazytown
Thanks asshole now Im singing that fucking song and it doesn't leave my head
https://youtu.be/6FEDrU85FLE
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last area of SF to be gentrified
this is why i come to Slap™️,
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
shout out to The Nut Daily News
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bmk4eL0Fs30/?hl=en&taken-by=thenutdailynews
Is The Nut Daily staffed the same folks from the ride channel?
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last area of SF to be gentrified
this is why i come to Slap™️,
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
shout out to The Nut Daily News
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bmk4eL0Fs30/?hl=en&taken-by=thenutdailynews
Is The Nut Daily staffed the same folks from the ride channel?
That insta post was 3 weeks ago.
What kind of toxic shit are they scrubbing on those teeth? If they have to go to Colombia for the treatment, it’s gotta be super safe.
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“Next on King of the Road!”*
*cue clips of Andy AirBnB-ing his apartment and booking** last minute ticket to Thailand to “experience life”
**flight purchased with Crypto-Currency.
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How is this not a photoshop thread yet?
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Andy & Priya
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^that's funny right there
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Next on king of the road..
Andy Roy disables comments..
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What was the Tekashi69 post?
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GrimpleStix & DawgShit... that's what
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Andrew Roy
VP of Business Development
Commune Capital
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oh my god. Good for him but he looks as fucked as Biebel.
No doubt
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he looks as fucked as Biebel.
He looks so wrong with white teeth or any teeth for that matter
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The first thing that came to kind when I saw the new photo was “butterfly” by crazytown
Thanks asshole now Im singing that fucking song and it doesn't leave my head
https://youtu.be/6FEDrU85FLE
The guitar riff is a sample or rip of of a rhcp song intro. If i find it I'll edit this post (edit -yup i googled it and its a sample of "pretty lil ditty")
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The first thing that came to kind when I saw the new photo was “butterfly” by crazytown
Thanks asshole now Im singing that fucking song and it doesn't leave my head
https://youtu.be/6FEDrU85FLE
The guitar riff is a sample or rip of of a rhcp song intro. If i find it I'll edit this post (edit -yup i googled it and its a sample of "pretty lil ditty")
Yea off Mother's Milk right? John's riffs always ruled
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Hillel Slovak WAY tf better (imo) edit johns a classic tho
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the teeth look good, i just hope he took it easy on the opiates during recovery
I didn't receive any opiates during my implant procedure. I even asked they told me to go to my doctor to get them.
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I thought jibs were the marks on meth-heads.
(http://cdn3-www.mandatory.com/assets/uploads/2017/07/meth-head-1.png)
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I thought that was Bono
hahahahaha