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Most hilarious career ender
« on: March 01, 2024, 12:22:58 PM »
In the Ryan Reyes thread somebody wrote Adam Alfaro focused his career by stealing an iPod at a Zumiez demo. I thought it was drugs did him in but if its the petty theft that's pretty funny. That kid throwing away his third place price at Tampa Am was pretty good too. Never heard from again. There must be some juicy stuff out there, like hooking up with the wrong woman or making the wrong joke.

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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2024, 12:27:58 PM »
Corey Duffels Big Brother interview didn't end but surely impacted his career.

Billy Pepper punching Phelps and getting banned from Thrasher

That one gay skater who was brave enough to come out in the 90s (forgot his name, sorry) and lost his sponsors.

Earl Parkers, (the "master journalist") rise and fall within a year or so

Edit: missed the "hilarious" in the title of  the post but I will keep it up anyway. None of these are hilarious.


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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2024, 01:17:59 PM »
In the Ryan Reyes thread somebody wrote Adam Alfaro focused his career by stealing an iPod at a Zumiez demo. I thought it was drugs did him in but if its the petty theft that's pretty funny. That kid throwing away his third place price at Tampa Am was pretty good too. Never heard from again. There must be some juicy stuff out there, like hooking up with the wrong woman or making the wrong joke.
I get this story confused with Andrew Langi stealing Nick Merlino’s MacBook. It seemed like Langi had a promising career with pretty good sponsors for the time. He fell off quick after this.

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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2024, 01:22:36 PM »
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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2024, 01:27:04 PM »
Corey Duffels Big Brother interview didn't end but surely impacted his career.

Billy Pepper punching Phelps and getting banned from Thrasher

That one gay skater who was brave enough to come out in the 90s (forgot his name, sorry) and lost his sponsors. --> Tim von Werne, dude ripped, got on Birdhouse hand-picked by Tony, then dude was kicked out (pressure by the rest of the team). But I know Tim and Tony are still tight.

Earl Parkers, (the "master journalist") rise and fall within a year or so

Edit: missed the "hilarious" in the title of  the post but I will keep it up anyway. None of these are hilarious.

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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2024, 01:29:42 PM »
not hilarious, but Ryan Fabry's fall from grace was quite the splash back in the day...

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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2024, 01:37:29 PM »
Salmongate.

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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2024, 01:47:17 PM »
James Brockman shitting on that pyramid mid-demo.

Didn’t Gallant and Wenning get kicked off of DC for writing “Fuck Zumiez” on their grip really small at a Zumiez demo during a DC tour?

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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2024, 01:49:42 PM »
Jeff Won Song being caught by Jason Park is pretty fucking hilarious

https://youtu.be/Qi1MjnQPa10?feature=shared


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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2024, 01:49:48 PM »
Keelan Dadd requesting more money from Stevie and having the texts leaked.


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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2024, 01:56:09 PM »
I'm sure someone has it on hand...Nick Trapasso's Thrasher interview from last year had some mildly entertaining stories about some of his antcis that contributed to his career decline.

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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2024, 02:00:25 PM »
Salmongate.
Neen gave up a Lululemon sponsorship for telling Weck to kill himself over a salmon recipe, what an idiot.

On the flip side, Weck shot himself in the foot for calling Stevie's mom a crack whore in the height of George Floyd protests

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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2024, 02:01:19 PM »
Didn’t Justin Roy fuck Markovich’s girl?
Do you get deja vu, huh?

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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2024, 02:20:37 PM »
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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2024, 02:26:22 PM »
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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2024, 02:28:39 PM »
Didn’t Justin Roy fuck Markovich’s girl?

ive heard this before but don't know if its true or not

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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2024, 02:30:43 PM »
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Salmongate.
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Neen gave up a Lululemon sponsorship for telling Weck to kill himself over a salmon recipe, what an idiot.

On the flip side, Weck shot himself in the foot for calling Stevie's mom a crack whore in the height of George Floyd protests

Pretty sure “foodskaters” was the mastermind behind salmongate

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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2024, 02:33:03 PM »
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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2024, 02:43:18 PM »
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Didn’t Justin Roy fuck Markovich’s girl?
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ive heard this before but don't know if its true or not
I’ve always thought Justin Roy was sick, if this is true it makes me like him so much more.

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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2024, 03:01:59 PM »
Keelan Dadd requesting more money from Stevie and having the texts leaked.
Don't forget the part where he got outed as a pedo

https://abc7.com/steven-fernandez-baby-scumbag-professional-skateboarder-arrested-sexual-exploitation/1127064/

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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2024, 03:10:02 PM »
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Keelan Dadd requesting more money from Stevie and having the texts leaked.
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Don't forget the part where he got outed as a pedo

https://abc7.com/steven-fernandez-baby-scumbag-professional-skateboarder-arrested-sexual-exploitation/1127064/
Yeah, but that’s the less hilarious part. Like Brandon Bubble going full jock influencer and expecting to keep his sponsors is hilarious, but him laughing historically while his buddy kills a homeless guy is not so hilarious.

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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2024, 04:30:44 PM »


Oh, just because you're this web-savvy, personal computer whizz-kid that knows how to embed stuff you're allowed to go full Denis Leary on an old man like me huh?! Mate, you've got no chance of taking mine as long as I'm breathing. I'll always be eating. We'll never be even, even though we're all created equal.
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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2024, 04:33:13 PM »
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Keelan Dadd requesting more money from Stevie and having the texts leaked.
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Don't forget the part where he got outed as a pedo

https://abc7.com/steven-fernandez-baby-scumbag-professional-skateboarder-arrested-sexual-exploitation/1127064/
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Yeah, but that’s the less hilarious part. Like Brandon Bubble going full jock influencer and expecting to keep his sponsors is hilarious, but him laughing historically while his buddy kills a homeless guy is not so hilarious.
Ok that's true, when I posted this I kind of forgot that the subject was "most hilarious career ender." This part of Keelan Dadd's career was just fucked up and not hilarious at all.

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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #24 on: March 01, 2024, 04:59:02 PM »
That dude wearing two color pants. Why did people even care?

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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #25 on: March 01, 2024, 05:03:19 PM »
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Salmongate.
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Neen gave up a Lululemon sponsorship for telling Weck to kill himself over a salmon recipe, what an idiot.

On the flip side, Weck shot himself in the foot for calling Stevie's mom a crack whore in the height of George Floyd protests


Weck didn’t kill his “career” he just said the obvious quiet part aloud. It was evident he wasn’t exactly not a racist prick. This dude was posting himself beating up bums wya before that he just didn’t have biebel level sponsors to be kicked of of.  But he had already fallen off by covid so it doesn’t really matter . Anyone see his attempt at comeback a few weeks ago after baker has a deathwish 2? Laughable
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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #26 on: March 01, 2024, 05:08:30 PM »
I forgot the guy who punched Stevie Williams at a demo?

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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #27 on: March 01, 2024, 05:09:01 PM »
Didn't Andy Roy get caught stealing boards from Anti Hero?

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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2024, 05:23:36 PM »
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Corey Duffels Big Brother interview didn't end but surely impacted his career.

Billy Pepper punching Phelps and getting banned from Thrasher

That one gay skater who was brave enough to come out in the 90s (forgot his name, sorry) and lost his sponsors. --> Tim von Werne, dude ripped, got on Birdhouse hand-picked by Tony, then dude was kicked out (pressure by the rest of the team). But I know Tim and Tony are still tight.

Earl Parkers, (the "master journalist") rise and fall within a year or so

Edit: missed the "hilarious" in the title of  the post but I will keep it up anyway. None of these are hilarious.
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I thought J Strictland got him kicked off

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Re: Most hilarious career ender
« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2024, 06:16:05 PM »
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Oh, just because you're this web-savvy, personal computer whizz-kid that knows how to embed stuff you're allowed to go full Denis Leary on an old man like me huh?! Mate, you've got no chance of taking mine as long as I'm breathing. I'll always be eating. We'll never be even, even though we're all created equal.

I had no idea what you were talking about at first. I went through the thread again and you did post the link earlier in the thread, my bad. To be honest I tend to skim/not read what people post if they are relatively new.

I am not trying to gate keep information. Here is a thread that will explain how to embed YouTube links so that the video may be played rather than be a clickable URL. I hope this information helps.

https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=127781.0
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