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Title: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: Beer Wizard on December 14, 2009, 05:36:44 PM
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Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: mooraga on December 14, 2009, 05:50:48 PM
JR
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Post by: vince the stud on December 14, 2009, 05:53:42 PM
those are all great skater
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Post by: The Pillar on December 14, 2009, 05:56:00 PM
those are all great skater


...of the year stud. of the year. i suppose "epic failure" award
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: J_Rog on December 14, 2009, 06:04:13 PM
I wish Hitz would die so I could miss him.
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: hfwekjo on December 14, 2009, 06:08:35 PM
I'd say bledsoe or molinar. some of my favorites but they dont produce any footage or ads at all..
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Post by: just_peysa on December 14, 2009, 06:11:57 PM
JR
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Post by: J_Rog on December 14, 2009, 06:25:26 PM
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JR
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Perhaps next time you follow the link in the first post.
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: Hola on December 14, 2009, 06:54:13 PM
Hitz is the best
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: J_Rog on December 14, 2009, 07:13:51 PM
I watched the 151 video for the first time last week. When he wasn't drinking his own puke and screaming "No fuck-in rules, man!", he was punching the shit out of his dog.
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: east is in the house on December 14, 2009, 07:42:28 PM
Joel
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Post by: tommytee on December 14, 2009, 07:46:36 PM
did joel even put out an ad this year?
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: Upgrayedd on December 14, 2009, 08:15:24 PM
Austin Steed. The oxymoron riser demo footage he has floating around was lack luster at best. Its no wonder he's on that "forever man flow" status
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: grimcity on December 14, 2009, 08:17:52 PM
Gator should just get it every year.
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: raul on December 14, 2009, 08:34:23 PM
I'd say bledsoe or molinar. some of my favorites but they dont produce any footage or ads at all..

bledsoe put out a great part this year. and raymond just put out a shared part with fowler, on top of having a CONS ad or two and a Stereo ad with some footage. i remember seeing random footage of him throughout the year also.

drebubblez for worst skater. <3
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: zipzinger666 on December 14, 2009, 09:07:39 PM
Gator should just get it every year.

second
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: Canuck on December 14, 2009, 09:29:34 PM
The ambiguously gay duo.
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: alonelikeastone on December 14, 2009, 09:38:38 PM
Legs!
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: pugmaster on December 14, 2009, 10:00:03 PM
Its too bad Gator couldn't travel time and stuff JR in the surfboardbag.  Or better yet have a reality show where gator is always chasing JR in a Tom and Jerry fashion.  JR totally could do all the tricks, but it was the trick that he ended up being.   :'(
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on December 14, 2009, 10:12:40 PM
I voted Sam Hitz for some reason
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: kosmic hoboe on December 14, 2009, 11:52:33 PM
I voted Sam Hitz for some reason
me too.
dudes a ripper and i like him but i feel like he probably accomplished the least.
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: Rihardslol on December 14, 2009, 11:54:30 PM
Me
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: loophole on December 15, 2009, 12:16:30 AM
i skated probably less than fourty five times this year, me
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: Donkey Lips on December 15, 2009, 05:38:42 AM
Ari.
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: rawbertson. on December 15, 2009, 06:33:27 AM
donovan - blew it at batb
and his ad sucked
mondays fell off quicker than ragdoll
might as well cut his windpipe
never got me my myberrics account back either.

i used to like that dude. we used to talk on myberrics and i was supportive of his friend gettin cancer, then he tried to shit on my fam, but only pissed on his hand.
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: Mr. DNA on December 15, 2009, 08:20:08 AM
I watched the 151 video for the first time last week. When he wasn't drinking his own puke and screaming "No fuck-in rules, man!", he was punching the shit out of his dog.


that was Pig Pen. and the part he shared with Neil Heddings was ruling.
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: Mr. DNA on December 15, 2009, 08:25:41 AM
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I voted Sam Hitz for some reason
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me too.
dudes a ripper and i like him but i feel like he probably accomplished the least.

I really like all the video of Sam Hits I see on the Thrasher site of Sam Hitz just screwing around skating the tiny quarterpipe in the alley with Peter Hewitt or messing around street skating. That stuff makes me want to skate more than most stuff I see. I can relate to it. I really understand the era he's coming from and his classic style of skating.
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: TMKF on December 15, 2009, 08:40:32 AM
I'd say its a toss up between antwaun dixon and chris roberts, chris actually skates though so i have to go with antwaun. all the dudes on that list are better than these 2.
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: dylan makes me wet on December 15, 2009, 08:44:09 AM
I'd say bledsoe or molinar. some of my favorites but they dont produce any footage or ads at all..

mm..lets see..he's had a mindfield part and a slew of adds in magazines
that's not what i would call no coverage
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: Donkey Lips on December 15, 2009, 09:06:54 AM
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I watched the 151 video for the first time last week. When he wasn't drinking his own puke and screaming "No fuck-in rules, man!", he was punching the shit out of his dog.
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that was Pig Pen. and the part he shared with Neil Heddings was ruling.
that dude vomitted into a Folgers can and drank it right? i thought i wasn't the only dude remembering this video like this. the sales rep that sent me that video told me the dude "drank his girlfriends period blood" while drunk. could've been just fucking with me since i was a child, or could've been real.  i used to love chris swanson's part.
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: rawbertson. on December 15, 2009, 09:17:51 AM
I'd say its a toss up between antwaun dixon and chris roberts, chris actually skates though so i have to go with antwaun. all the dudes on that list are better than these 2.

antuwan 100000x>chris roberts
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: Mr. DNA on December 15, 2009, 09:23:43 AM
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I watched the 151 video for the first time last week. When he wasn't drinking his own puke and screaming "No fuck-in rules, man!", he was punching the shit out of his dog.
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that was Pig Pen. and the part he shared with Neil Heddings was ruling.
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that dude vomitted into a Folgers can and drank it right? i thought i wasn't the only dude remembering this video like this. the sales rep that sent me that video told me the dude "drank his girlfriends period blood" while drunk. could've been just fucking with me since i was a child, or could've been real.  i used to love chris swanson's part.

I lovbe all the parts. I was on a road trip to a far off town with some friends. We were hanging out with dudes I had just met. My friend had The End and the 151 video with him. I remember we could stomach the slow mo heavy Birdhouse video, but we watched the 151 video over and over.
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: rawbertson. on December 15, 2009, 09:24:11 AM
that video was amazing
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: Sold Out on December 15, 2009, 11:11:13 AM
YOSIAH! For his kook factor and self righteousness
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: J_Rog on December 15, 2009, 02:42:15 PM
i skated probably less than fourty five times this year, me
Nobody cares.

And I didn't see Neil Heddings' name in the credits at all.
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: thugnificent on December 15, 2009, 03:14:26 PM
YOSIAH! For his kook factor and self righteousness

he's not even bad at all, it's just most people here are faggots and follow the trend of hating the same shit. did someone actually nominate tyler bledsoe? what the fuck is wrong with this place
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: reginald on December 15, 2009, 04:01:38 PM
lets see who's on skate talk tonight... ohh!
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: J_Rog on December 15, 2009, 04:04:17 PM
I like your avatar. What video is it from?
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: Steve French on December 15, 2009, 04:55:48 PM
doug brown
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on December 15, 2009, 05:51:32 PM
YOSIAH! For his kook factor and self righteousness

A self righteous kook in skateboarding? Oh my that's a first!

Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: Nic on December 15, 2009, 07:53:01 PM
Furby
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: Makaveli on December 15, 2009, 08:01:46 PM
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YOSIAH! For his kook factor and self righteousness
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he's not even bad at all, it's just most people here are faggots and follow the trend of hating the same shit. did someone actually nominate tyler bledsoe? what the fuck is wrong with this place

No, Josiah actually is a faggot, and Tyler Bledsoe really just came up this year, so worst skater? That's a joke.
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: sheed_rehash on December 16, 2009, 09:48:55 AM
toss up. Rob dyrdek or Nate Sherwood. Rob Dyrdek.
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on December 16, 2009, 10:20:36 AM
I like your avatar. What video is it from?
Amateur allure.


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Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: kamltoe on December 16, 2009, 11:27:33 AM
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I like your avatar. What video is it from?
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Amateur allure.


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Vote Now
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Drehobl
Gravette
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Hitz
Strubing
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hate is love corpsey.

justin strubing will melt your face off.

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Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: dylan makes me wet on December 16, 2009, 12:28:56 PM
brian sumner

i like to think i don't hate him just because of his religion

but i do
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: J_Rog on December 16, 2009, 01:55:48 PM
(http://www.puppetstudio.com/Furby.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: vince the stud on December 16, 2009, 02:13:07 PM
adam dyet got my vote
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: palmtree123 on December 16, 2009, 11:36:07 PM
i cant believe gravette is winning on that, ill be so bummed if i ever have to read another interview from him.
thrasher/lowcard= tryhard jocks.
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: papasmurfsdog on December 17, 2009, 02:16:23 AM
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I'd say its a toss up between antwaun dixon and chris roberts, chris actually skates though so i have to go with antwaun. all the dudes on that list are better than these 2.
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antuwan 100000x>chris roberts
Theres a lot of greater than and less than stuff goin on here lately. I laughed my ass off because I didn't get the 10000x thing. I was like why the fuck would it matter if antwuan time 100000 is better than chris roberts?

I was surprised David Gravette was winning on the low card website.
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: Beer Wizard on December 27, 2009, 01:55:42 AM
Gravette wins(loses?) WSOTY.
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: snickers on December 27, 2009, 02:08:51 AM
doug brown
BITE YOUR TOUNGE STEVE FRENCH
THE DOUG IS A PERENNIAL SOTY CANDIDATE!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: bluebark on December 27, 2009, 02:22:35 AM
busenitz hands down

he sucks
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: SilvergultRab on December 27, 2009, 04:15:29 AM
P-rod
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: loophole on December 27, 2009, 05:43:08 AM
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i skated probably less than fourty five times this year, me
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Nobody cares.

And I didn't see Neil Heddings' name in the credits at all.
woah j rog, that hurts my feelings :'(
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: boyan on December 27, 2009, 05:49:37 AM
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i skated probably less than fourty five times this year, me
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Nobody cares.

And I didn't see Neil Heddings' name in the credits at all.
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woah j rog, that hurts my feelings :'(
he probably skated even less, all busy with the rap game
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: barkeep11 on December 27, 2009, 09:23:20 AM
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Perhaps next time you follow the link in the first post.

Fuck the link.  They got it wrong anyway.  Jereme Rogers all the way.  #1 Captain Lame.
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: Baby Rabies on December 27, 2009, 09:26:37 AM
Why Furby?
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: gnz on December 27, 2009, 09:41:58 AM
(http://esfootwear.com/content/riders/bobby-worrest.jpg)
Worrest skater of the year, hands down.
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on December 28, 2009, 07:38:54 AM
busenitz hands down

he sucks

Thems fightin words around here
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: Upgrayedd on December 28, 2009, 11:00:21 AM
(http://esfootwear.com/content/riders/bobby-worrest.jpg)
Worrest skater of the year, hands down.

at first i was  >:( but then i  :D
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: daddy on December 28, 2009, 11:07:11 AM
og de souza and jon comer have both been really disappointing this year
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: Fongstarr. on December 28, 2009, 11:35:19 AM
Jerry Hsu. I know he is somewhat injured but he hasn't really done anything since Bag of Suck. And I don't hate him cause he is one of my favorite skaters but I feel like he needs to just skate more.
Title: Re: Worst Skater of the Year
Post by: just_peysa on December 28, 2009, 11:53:15 AM
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(http://esfootwear.com/content/riders/bobby-worrest.jpg)
Worrest skater of the year, hands down.
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at first i was  >:( but then i  :D
haha

good one