I figure it would go something like this..
Customer : "One sheet of Mob grib please"
Skate shop worker : "What? , grip? , you come all the way into our shop and ask for grip? Of all the beautiful and wonderful things we have in stock, you come here and ask for grip? You could buy a fantastic Creature board, a true work of art. And you want grip? We have the highly in demand eS Scheme, the classic Globe Chet Thomas 4, and you have the audacity to ask for a sheet of griptape? Man, 2020 has been so rough and downright hostile. That's it, it's over, I QUIT!.."
Customer: ". .. .."