Alllllright guys here we go. Oddly enough things didn't work out between me and that girl who hated that netflix show.... So last night i match with this girl and we agree to meet for drinks. i debated on taking the train there and getting hammered or driving and only having a couple beers. I chose to drive (this detail becomes important later on). i pick her up and we head to the bar, things are going pretty smooth so far. She told me she had just got back from living in paris for the last year and proceeded to order a rainer by pronouncing it rawn-yeigh. i ignored that fact because i was trying to seal da deal ya dig. we keep talking and it turns out she's pretty pretentious, saying like the food in America is so much worse than in paris and how nobody has any culture. Again, i play along because i guess i have no morals. we drink a few rawn-yeighs and go down the street to grab some food. we go to what she describes as a ramen spot (it totally isn't) and order a 15 single skewer of locally raised cruelty free hugged twice a day watched sesame street wholesome virgin gluten free lamb. but again what can i say she was definitely more attractive than me so I'm not arguing. Honestly though i didn't really think she was interested in me. But so heres where shit gets good. we bounce from there and i ask her what she's trying to do. she says she's gonna crash at a friends house for two reasons: One, theres a dude who she was subletting to all year who still lives in her room. Two, she's having a gals night with her friend and going shopping early in the morning. both just seemed like lame excuses but who cares, if she's not feeling it ill drop her off. We get to her friends house and park outside. we exchange pleasantries " i had fun blah blah" and then she leans in to kiss me. stoked. we start making out for a few minutes and she's getting a little hot and bothered and before i can even suggest we just drive to my place she pulls my lil guy ferrari out and starts going down on me. we were just parked in front of her friends house, which is on a somewhat busy road but it was lateish by this point so only a few cars drove by. It was some high school shit. i haddent done that since i became old enough to catch indecent exposure charges. anyways we handled our business and she headed on up to her friends house. It was so rad, one of the best tinder experiences I've had.