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What in the fuck
« on: March 17, 2023, 07:10:37 PM »


How was hypebeast berrics better than this new berrics? How could it have possibly gotten worse?

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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2023, 07:21:49 PM »
Isn’t the question moot to Scientologists?  I thought it was all about your audits and holding them cans.
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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2023, 07:22:42 PM »
SB probably wants to start the convo of conning kids into his xenu/berriuma cult. Sicko.

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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2023, 07:39:47 PM »
Sci-Fi Con Artist God vs Sci-Fi Fantasy

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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2023, 07:44:17 PM »
Skateboarders only religion is skateboarding 🤘💯

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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2023, 08:01:56 PM »
Skateboarders only religion is skateboarding 🤘💯

Or the Church of Skatan.

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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2023, 08:21:24 PM »
I hate all skateboarding related engagement content

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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2023, 08:28:20 PM »
Keelan in the comments with his self proclaimed “Switch God” title. Who’s the real switch god in everyone’s opinion? Salman Agah, Zered, Stefan, Prod?

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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2023, 08:30:57 PM »
I used to believe in God but then my dad told me Mad Max isn't real.

I was very bent about it
« Last Edit: March 18, 2023, 04:52:40 PM by Uncle Flea »
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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2023, 08:42:19 PM »
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Skateboarders only religion is skateboarding 🤘💯
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Or the Church of Skatan.
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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2023, 08:58:11 PM »
This is hellride

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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2023, 09:11:20 PM »
This is skateboarding

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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2023, 09:11:59 PM »
I used to but then my dad told me Mad Max isn't real.

I was very bent about it

fuck your dad bb girl

mad max is real, i went out to get coffee with em last week

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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2023, 09:15:16 PM »
Keelan in the comments with his self proclaimed “Switch God” title. Who’s the real switch god in everyone’s opinion? Salman Agah, Zered, Stefan, Prod?
fuck, his ego is still that inflated? Even relatively unknown 90s 411 skaters had better switch game than him! Richard Angelides could be off the board for 10 years and still smoke Keelan for breakfast

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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2023, 10:22:50 PM »

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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2023, 10:53:02 PM »
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Keelan in the comments with his self proclaimed “Switch God” title. Who’s the real switch god in everyone’s opinion? Salman Agah, Zered, Stefan, Prod?
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fuck, his ego is still that inflated? Even relatively unknown 90s 411 skaters had better switch game than him! Richard Angelides could be off the board for 10 years and still smoke Keelan for breakfast
Burnquist actually goes switch into the heavens

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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2023, 11:03:32 PM »
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Keelan in the comments with his self proclaimed “Switch God” title. Who’s the real switch god in everyone’s opinion? Salman Agah, Zered, Stefan, Prod?
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fuck, his ego is still that inflated? Even relatively unknown 90s 411 skaters had better switch game than him! Richard Angelides could be off the board for 10 years and still smoke Keelan for breakfast
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Burnquist actually goes switch into the heavens

You’re right. Vov’s switch game is holy. Crazy like.

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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2023, 02:21:11 AM »
Keelan in the comments with his self proclaimed “Switch God” title. Who’s the real switch god in everyone’s opinion? Salman Agah, Zered, Stefan, Prod?

Zered for me because I genuinely couldn't figure out what his natural stance is until I looked it up

Didn't Mullen supposedly teach himself his entire bag of tricks switch after his hip got messed up? Like just compulsively worked at it until he had basically switched his natural stance.

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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2023, 09:30:49 AM »
Keelan in the comments with his self proclaimed “Switch God” title. Who’s the real switch god in everyone’s opinion? Salman Agah, Zered, Stefan, Prod?


sammy baptista was filming entire parts switch/nollie 20 years ago. he's the first person i ever heard referred to as a switch god






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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2023, 09:42:55 AM »
Some do, some don’t.. that’s the nature of being an individual. What a stupid fucking question.

If the answer happens to be no (in my case) what does the Berrics intend to do about? What’s the goal, and what does it even have to do with skateboarding?

Can we get the Hypebeast iteration of the Berrics back? It’s like a solid turd vs a liquid shit, but atleast the previous incarnation wasn’t questioning its viewers beliefs. 
« Last Edit: March 18, 2023, 10:34:16 AM by Puddy Smally »
Do you get deja vu, huh?

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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2023, 09:43:12 AM »
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Keelan in the comments with his self proclaimed “Switch God” title. Who’s the real switch god in everyone’s opinion? Salman Agah, Zered, Stefan, Prod?
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sammy baptista was filming entire parts switch/nollie 20 years ago. he's the first person i ever heard referred to as a switch god





 I forgot about this part. He always had the best switch flip back tails

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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #21 on: March 18, 2023, 10:20:46 AM »

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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2023, 02:35:52 PM »
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Keelan in the comments with his self proclaimed “Switch God” title. Who’s the real switch god in everyone’s opinion? Salman Agah, Zered, Stefan, Prod?
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Zered for me because I genuinely couldn't figure out what his natural stance is until I looked it up

Didn't Mullen supposedly teach himself his entire bag of tricks switch after his hip got messed up? Like just compulsively worked at it until he had basically switched his natural stance.

Zered , Eli reed , and Bobby worrest are in an east coast switch gods category for me

I’m currently somewhere between that process of learning to skate switch. I destroyed my knee years ago and now I can really on skate switch without pain so the last few years have been like learning to skate all over again. It’s a battle
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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2023, 02:38:11 PM »

nothing's been the since same

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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2023, 02:43:31 PM »
Keelan? Don't you mean KeeNAN?

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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2023, 04:05:31 PM »
How is Keelan still around after he got done for being a pedo? Who would associate with him? Mind boggling

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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2023, 04:09:05 PM »
I know a Christian skater who's really cool. I know a bunch who aren't.
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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #27 on: March 18, 2023, 04:19:14 PM »
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Keelan in the comments with his self proclaimed “Switch God” title. Who’s the real switch god in everyone’s opinion? Salman Agah, Zered, Stefan, Prod?
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sammy baptista was filming entire parts switch/nollie 20 years ago. he's the first person i ever heard referred to as a switch god





Sammy! He was probably the first young skater around my age that stuck out to me for skating switch so well. Fulfill the Dream he was a little kid doing the most stylish switch and Nollie tricks.

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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2023, 04:42:10 PM »
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Keelan in the comments with his self proclaimed “Switch God” title. Who’s the real switch god in everyone’s opinion? Salman Agah, Zered, Stefan, Prod?
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sammy baptista was filming entire parts switch/nollie 20 years ago. he's the first person i ever heard referred to as a switch god





i remember when theturf vid came out and it's been a while since i've seen a sammy part. i remember being baffled, thinking "wait, that's all switch right, no?" because this was before you could look up any part at all times in the internet, so i wasn't entirely sure if i misremembered the guy's stance. turned out it was really mostly switch.

that turf vid ruled, jabari pendleton comeback part was rad as fuck.

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Re: What in the fuck
« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2023, 04:54:59 PM »
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I used to but then my dad told me Mad Max isn't real.

I was very bent about it
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fuck your dad bb girl

mad max is real, i went out to get coffee with em last week

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