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Imagine being proposed to by a guy in etnies.
That's nice, no more bachelor life for Shecks. No more leaving the toilet bowl dirty, eating Unico beans out of a can for dinner, burping and farting out loud, pinup girl calendars, puttering around in his tattered underclothes, playing Leisure Suit Larry for hours on end. He's gonna miss it.
That fucking face in the 2nd photo
Divorce when she finds out he lied about El Toro bs flip
she can ride dick ham ham no joke ham
The face hes making in the second photo is probably the same face he will make when he unloads all over her after 3 seconds of passionate love making on the wedding night.she fine as hell though, i hope shes the chillest of girls
Life is too short to be angry at the Shrimp Blunt intro
Baby is gonna be raised by Max and Cyrus
I’m rich and smart
How can you say “no sex before marriage” when you’ve already had sex before marriage?
Quote from: Dark Knight on November 27, 2021, 11:35:11 PMExpand QuoteHow can you say “no sex before marriage” when you’ve already had sex before marriage?[close]
How can you say “no sex before marriage” when you’ve already had sex before marriage?[close]
Quote from: EdLawndale on November 28, 2021, 12:01:23 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: Dark Knight on November 27, 2021, 11:35:11 PMExpand QuoteHow can you say “no sex before marriage” when you’ve already had sex before marriage?[close][close]In the Judaeo-Christian sense, I think it is on a hole to hole basis. Sorry to sound crass. Out of respect to the bride, do NOT reduplicate her face and mirror it so that it creates a perfect half pipe.
Quote from: Dark Knight on November 27, 2021, 11:35:11 PMExpand QuoteHow can you say “no sex before marriage” when you’ve already had sex before marriage?[close][close]
Quote from: chihuahuadad2000 on November 27, 2021, 06:18:06 PMExpand QuoteImagine being proposed to by a guy in etnies.[close]I bet Joslin was wearing etnies when he proposed
Imagine being proposed to by a guy in etnies.[close]
Fuck a pump track…..
How do two people date and live together for a long time without at some point getting horny enough to just do it? I don't really believe that. Do they like sleep in separate beds? Also kinda awkward how you know that everyone in the wedding will be thinking about how that first time is going while you're doing it