I'm actually suprised that she made it this far before she got pregnant. The spears are actually way behind the norm in Louisiana. If you don't have a kid by 15 then your and old maid.
Haha, no doubt about it.
I have to give props to Kentwood, Louisiana though (the Spears spawning ground)... there are two places there that were practically made to skate. I think Kentwood has a Britney museum or something, but it's really best known for it's artesian water (Kentwood exports a lot of those big jugs of water for offices and shit).
For the sake of trivia, Kentwood water's biggest competitor is about 40-ish minutes away in Abita Springs, where you can also find some really good beer.
Sorry, all this shit is close by.