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What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?
every girl I’ve ever dated can not for the life of them grasp social cues and are completely incapable of following any lead whatsoever*makes slight gesture to signal something obvious*“WHAT? What? What are you saying!? I don’t get it.”
when the car wash dude fucks with my seat settings
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Quote from: straight on April 16, 2019, 02:52:12 PMExpand Quotewhen the car wash dude fucks with my seat settings [close]do they wash the inside? im really confused here.
when the car wash dude fucks with my seat settings [close]
Quote from: JB on April 17, 2019, 11:38:10 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: straight on April 16, 2019, 02:52:12 PMExpand Quotewhen the car wash dude fucks with my seat settings [close]do they wash the inside? im really confused here.[close]ya they do .. now im really confused
Quote from: straight on April 16, 2019, 02:52:12 PMExpand Quotewhen the car wash dude fucks with my seat settings [close]do they wash the inside? im really confused here.[close]
Quote from: doublesteveburger on April 16, 2019, 05:15:46 PMExpand Quoteevery girl I’ve ever dated can not for the life of them grasp social cues and are completely incapable of following any lead whatsoever*makes slight gesture to signal something obvious*“WHAT? What? What are you saying!? I don’t get it.”[close]Do you only date autistic girls? You might only date autistic girls. My wife has supernaturally poor social skills and I'm not saying she's this or that but she has a lot of ticks on those checklists if you know what I mean. I think it slipped past everyone for so long because she's very attractive so nobody has cared that she's rude as shit. I routinely ask her if she's doing a bit when she responds to something or someone, and I usually tell her to give it a second try but to pretend this time.
every girl I’ve ever dated can not for the life of them grasp social cues and are completely incapable of following any lead whatsoever*makes slight gesture to signal something obvious*“WHAT? What? What are you saying!? I don’t get it.”[close]
Quote from: shit_for_brains on April 17, 2019, 04:39:10 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: doublesteveburger on April 16, 2019, 05:15:46 PMExpand Quoteevery girl I’ve ever dated can not for the life of them grasp social cues and are completely incapable of following any lead whatsoever*makes slight gesture to signal something obvious*“WHAT? What? What are you saying!? I don’t get it.”[close]Do you only date autistic girls? You might only date autistic girls. My wife has supernaturally poor social skills and I'm not saying she's this or that but she has a lot of ticks on those checklists if you know what I mean. I think it slipped past everyone for so long because she's very attractive so nobody has cared that she's rude as shit. I routinely ask her if she's doing a bit when she responds to something or someone, and I usually tell her to give it a second try but to pretend this time.[close]I think I'm just into being abused or something. Never noticed the pattern till now. She's an asshole but she's MY stupid asshole.
Quote from: doublesteveburger on April 16, 2019, 05:15:46 PMExpand Quoteevery girl I’ve ever dated can not for the life of them grasp social cues and are completely incapable of following any lead whatsoever*makes slight gesture to signal something obvious*“WHAT? What? What are you saying!? I don’t get it.”[close]Do you only date autistic girls? You might only date autistic girls. My wife has supernaturally poor social skills and I'm not saying she's this or that but she has a lot of ticks on those checklists if you know what I mean. I think it slipped past everyone for so long because she's very attractive so nobody has cared that she's rude as shit. I routinely ask her if she's doing a bit when she responds to something or someone, and I usually tell her to give it a second try but to pretend this time.[close]
I hate when people call spicy food "hot." Theres a reason why theres a difference between "hot" and "spicy."
Lil' Wayne is more core than Jaden Smith.
Damn. Chico of Chocolate now Pyramids of Giza. What the hell is going on?
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voicemails in 2019 .. no fuxkin way am i gonna listen to that shit .. text me if i don’t answer .. if not wait ten mins and ill call you back
The word "iconic." That is the first and only time I will ever type it.
Quote from: straight on April 19, 2019, 09:23:37 AMExpand Quotevoicemails in 2019 .. no fuxkin way am i gonna listen to that shit .. text me if i don’t answer .. if not wait ten mins and ill call you back[close]Not just in 2019, but voicemails in general. Like dude dont send me a message saying for me to call you when I can cuz im gonna do it anyway when it said you called me. just text a message saying what you want
voicemails in 2019 .. no fuxkin way am i gonna listen to that shit .. text me if i don’t answer .. if not wait ten mins and ill call you back[close]
Websites that mute your music because of their own video/music starts playing
Quote from: Bagelskate on April 23, 2019, 12:57:56 AMExpand QuoteWebsites that mute your music because of their own video/music starts playing[close]Websites that are slow af because they give the power to the ads so while you're scolling down at 2 fps theres a coffee machine commercial going perfectly smooth in the corner
Websites that mute your music because of their own video/music starts playing[close]
Quote from: GasTheHostage on April 23, 2019, 05:41:44 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: Bagelskate on April 23, 2019, 12:57:56 AMExpand QuoteWebsites that mute your music because of their own video/music starts playing[close]Websites that are slow af because they give the power to the ads so while you're scolling down at 2 fps theres a coffee machine commercial going perfectly smooth in the corner[close]This is such a turn-off. I'll click on a headline, thinking "Oh this seems interesting" but it ends up being an excruciating user experience. But it encourages me to be more selective about what I click on, I guess.
Quote from: Bagelskate on April 23, 2019, 12:57:56 AMExpand QuoteWebsites that mute your music because of their own video/music starts playing[close]Websites that are slow af because they give the power to the ads so while you're scolling down at 2 fps theres a coffee machine commercial going perfectly smooth in the corner[close]
Quote from: GasTheHostage on April 22, 2019, 05:43:16 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: straight on April 19, 2019, 09:23:37 AMExpand Quotevoicemails in 2019 .. no fuxkin way am i gonna listen to that shit .. text me if i don’t answer .. if not wait ten mins and ill call you back[close]Not just in 2019, but voicemails in general. Like dude dont send me a message saying for me to call you when I can cuz im gonna do it anyway when it said you called me. just text a message saying what you want[close]💯 and when you call & they ask “did you listen to mymessage ,” fuck no! . how’s about when the call gets dropped and your idiot friend calls back and leaves a message saying i don’t what happened . bro ! bad service it’s simple .
Quote from: straight on April 19, 2019, 09:23:37 AMExpand Quotevoicemails in 2019 .. no fuxkin way am i gonna listen to that shit .. text me if i don’t answer .. if not wait ten mins and ill call you back[close]Not just in 2019, but voicemails in general. Like dude dont send me a message saying for me to call you when I can cuz im gonna do it anyway when it said you called me. just text a message saying what you want[close]