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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: psuckadelic on March 21, 2020, 08:14:44 AM
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When I run out of paper towels should I use my Vans socks, or my Thrasher socks, or my Stance socks, or Psockadelics?
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Definitely psocks. Fit like garbage.
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Definitely psocks. Fit like garbage.
Yeah and they got heel holes quicker than any socks I've had. Even my Walmart dress socks.
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Let us know when you get to griptape.
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Ok, but how did it feel?
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Ok, but how did it feel?
Slightly softer than grip tape. Fortunately being a skater for 30+ years has made me slightly masochistic. Just hope I don't have to shit more than once or twice a day.
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You think that's bad? Consider a reactor, my reactor, were shutting it down, 100 to 0. The reactor has been operated at max percent for a long time, After shutdown, xenon 135 is no longer produced by fission and is no longer removed by burnup. The only remaining production mechanism is the decay of that dummy thicc iodine 135, which was in the core at the time I shut er' down. The only removal mechanism for this xenon, is to decay and fucc of, so when the reactor power is decreased, xenon concentration initially increases, because the xenon burnup falls to zero and the the iodine decay at 6.6 hours is faster than the the xenon decay at like 9.2 hours or so. Kk, so now my reactor, I know it very well. Like I know the rate of the increase depends on the original neutron flux and increases with increasing flux. I've even noticed at some large values of the neutron flux, peak concentration occurs at 11.3 hours after shutdown. The amount of additional negative reactivity in the xenon peak is so damm dependent, especially on original neutron flux. For my reactor shutdown from 100 to zero the amount of additional negative reactivity may reach up to 2500pcm!!!! After reaching this xenon peak, the production of xenon from iodine decay is less than the removal of xenon by decay and the concentration of xenon 135 finally decreases. After another ten half-lives (80 hours, or 700 cycles of my blender bear meme render stress test,) all the xenon undergo a beta decay, this decay causes a continuous thrusting (and I mean THRUSTING) of positive reactivity, which now must be taken into account in my subcriticality maintenance, or when approaching to criticality. I just find it appaling that the fucking xenon 135 concentration about 20 hours after shutdown from full power will be the same as the equilibrium xenon 135 concentration at full power. Thats non bueno for me, memes cannot wait forever. About 3 days after shutdown, the xenon 135 concentration will have finally decreased to a small percentage of its pre-shutdown level, and my reactor can be assumed to be xenon free. Three days of neutron poisoning, I cant stand xenon man. It's so pretentious.
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You think that's bad? Consider a reactor, my reactor, were shutting it down, 100 to 0. The reactor has been operated at max percent for a long time, After shutdown, xenon 135 is no longer produced by fission and is no longer removed by burnup. The only remaining production mechanism is the decay of that dummy thicc iodine 135, which was in the core at the time I shut er' down. The only removal mechanism for this xenon, is to decay and fucc of, so when the reactor power is decreased, xenon concentration initially increases, because the xenon burnup falls to zero and the the iodine decay at 6.6 hours is faster than the the xenon decay at like 9.2 hours or so. Kk, so now my reactor, I know it very well. Like I know the rate of the increase depends on the original neutron flux and increases with increasing flux. I've even noticed at some large values of the neutron flux, peak concentration occurs at 11.3 hours after shutdown. The amount of additional negative reactivity in the xenon peak is so damm dependent, especially on original neutron flux. For my reactor shutdown from 100 to zero the amount of additional negative reactivity may reach up to 2500pcm!!!! After reaching this xenon peak, the production of xenon from iodine decay is less than the removal of xenon by decay and the concentration of xenon 135 finally decreases. After another ten half-lives (80 hours, or 700 cycles of my blender bear meme render stress test,) all the xenon undergo a beta decay, this decay causes a continuous thrusting (and I mean THRUSTING) of positive reactivity, which now must be taken into account in my subcriticality maintenance, or when approaching to criticality. I just find it appaling that the fucking xenon 135 concentration about 20 hours after shutdown from full power will be the same as the equilibrium xenon 135 concentration at full power. Thats non bueno for me, memes cannot wait forever. About 3 days after shutdown, the xenon 135 concentration will have finally decreased to a small percentage of its pre-shutdown level, and my reactor can be assumed to be xenon free. Three days of neutron poisoning, I cant stand xenon man. It's so pretentious.
Well yeah. You like fucking read my mind. Fuck xenon man!
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Baby wipes all day
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You think that's bad? Consider a reactor, my reactor, were shutting it down, 100 to 0. The reactor has been operated at max percent for a long time, After shutdown, xenon 135 is no longer produced by fission and is no longer removed by burnup. The only remaining production mechanism is the decay of that dummy thicc iodine 135, which was in the core at the time I shut er' down. The only removal mechanism for this xenon, is to decay and fucc of, so when the reactor power is decreased, xenon concentration initially increases, because the xenon burnup falls to zero and the the iodine decay at 6.6 hours is faster than the the xenon decay at like 9.2 hours or so. Kk, so now my reactor, I know it very well. Like I know the rate of the increase depends on the original neutron flux and increases with increasing flux. I've even noticed at some large values of the neutron flux, peak concentration occurs at 11.3 hours after shutdown. The amount of additional negative reactivity in the xenon peak is so damm dependent, especially on original neutron flux. For my reactor shutdown from 100 to zero the amount of additional negative reactivity may reach up to 2500pcm!!!! After reaching this xenon peak, the production of xenon from iodine decay is less than the removal of xenon by decay and the concentration of xenon 135 finally decreases. After another ten half-lives (80 hours, or 700 cycles of my blender bear meme render stress test,) all the xenon undergo a beta decay, this decay causes a continuous thrusting (and I mean THRUSTING) of positive reactivity, which now must be taken into account in my subcriticality maintenance, or when approaching to criticality. I just find it appaling that the fucking xenon 135 concentration about 20 hours after shutdown from full power will be the same as the equilibrium xenon 135 concentration at full power. Thats non bueno for me, memes cannot wait forever. About 3 days after shutdown, the xenon 135 concentration will have finally decreased to a small percentage of its pre-shutdown level, and my reactor can be assumed to be xenon free. Three days of neutron poisoning, I cant stand xenon man. It's so pretentious.
Well yeah. You like fucking read my mind. Fuck xenon man!
Facts. Word to Bearmen.
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Baby wipes all day
Saving them for the baby.
And don't flush em.
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Baby wipes all day
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3wU01C_osTE
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3wU01C_osTE
😂
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Truth
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I have lurked here for 20 years and never made an account, but did today for one reason: get a bidet from Amazon for $30. You won't have to worry about TP shortage and your life will improve in general.
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I have lurked here for 20 years and never made an account, but did today for one reason: get a bidet from Amazon for $30. You won't have to worry about TP shortage and your life will improve in general.
Why didn't you give us this info 20 yrs ago?
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This whole thing's such a turnoff for ass eaters.
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This whole thing's such a turnoff for ass eaters.
Being an ass eater myself I offer my sincerest apologies.
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No apologies required, my good man. Didn't people of Rome back in the day wipe their asses with a stick or something? We'll make it work, somehow.
A bidet sounds like a good idea.
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Never done before? I've ran out and resorted to paper towels. If they're quality it ain't so bad.
What I don't recommend is using a paper towel for a coffee filter. Taste bad and probably has bleach and shit in there
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I’d rather hop in the shower and clean off my shit like that. Would never use paper towels to wipe, that will give you a raw asshole. It’s straight up barbaric.
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I’d rather hop in the shower and clean off my shit like that. Would never use paper towels to wipe, that will give you a raw asshole. It’s straight up barbaric.
Hahahaha
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Just ordered a bidet attachment for my toilet, son. Get on that
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Finally a thread that isn’t pure shit.
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Just ordered a bidet attachment for my toilet, son. Get on that
Those will be sold out next.
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Finally a thread that isn’t pure shit.
Haha. You're welcome.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JofDuTmFpL8
Dude in fallen hat teaches you how to wipe with just one sheet of toilet paper.
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Fucking genius!
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One time I used papertowels to flush down my apartment a while ago because I ran out of TP and was too lazy to go to a store for like a week or two, and the papertowels went down well, or so it seemed, well one day it clogged and I couldn’t get the shit out with a plunger, I was like fuck I’m gonna have to pay for a plumber, but luckily the next day I had to take a flight for a 3 week job stint. I was like maybe by the time I get back the natural pressure will push the shit/papertowels back up. When I came home from the trip my bathroom/apartment smelled fucking terrible, the shit had come back up from the toilet and so had the papertowels, got some gloves and removed the papertowels and disposed of them in the trash, and then flushed the toilet. Gave my bathroom/apartment 40-50 axe double pits to chesty for like a 24 hour period. So yeah didn’t have to pay for a plumber, but fuck was that gross.
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One time I used papertowels to flush down my apartment a while ago because I ran out of TP and was too lazy to go to a store for like a week or two, and the papertowels went down well, or so it seemed, well one day it clogged and I couldn’t get the shit out with a plunger, I was like fuck I’m gonna have to pay for a plumber, but luckily the next day I had to take a flight for a 3 week job stint. I was like maybe by the time I get back the natural pressure will push the shit/papertowels back up. When I came home from the trip my bathroom/apartment smelled fucking terrible, the shit had come back up from the toilet and so had the papertowels, got some gloves and removed the papertowels and disposed of them in the trash, and then flushed the toilet. Gave my bathroom/apartment 40-50 axe double pits to chesty for like a 24 hour period. So yeah didn’t have to pay for a plumber, but fuck was that gross.
Oh my god that is fucked up.
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http://twitter.com/savinthebees/status/1241178899280572416?s=21
Figured you could all use the laugh. That being said toilet seat covers are as bad as knives. I have never disrespected my ass hole that bad ever again.
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I’d rather hop in the shower and clean off my shit like that. Would never use paper towels to wipe, that will give you a raw asshole. It’s straight up barbaric.
Yeah, it makes me wonder about people. If I don't shower after making a deposit, I feel unclean and nasty. Wiping your ass with tp doesn't really clean your asstral realm, you need to wash down there dummies.
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America is now in wartime conditions.
The war is between me and you for that roll of toilet paper.
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crumple the paper
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Get a spray bottle,fill it with water. Spray once onto the paper towel and wipe. Repeat as necessary. And don't flush it,just be mindful of your trash. Or just shit in the shower IDK
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Cheetahsheets is the kind of guy who wipes with paper towel instead of washing his ass. That checks out.
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Viva paper towels are very soft.
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In a time of need I once tore up a paper bag and used that to wipe. I didn’t think it was that crazy but I guess I’m a piece of shit.
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In a time of need I once tore up a paper bag and used that to wipe. I didn’t think it was that crazy but I guess I’m a piece of shit.
I've resorted to straight paper. In fact that reminds me of a time I woke up one morning in a stranger's house still drunk from the night before and was about to shit my pants. Went into the bathroom did my business and all I could find were spent cardboard cylinders. That was a strange sensation.
Cleaned up best I could then walked down to the corner store for a tall boy for myself and a pack of tp for my host.
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Secret tip, tear off pieces of the paper towel to avoid clogging and wasting. You don't need much.
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I have lurked here for 20 years and never made an account, but did today for one reason: get a bidet from Amazon for $30. You won't have to worry about TP shortage and your life will improve in general.
i don't have a bidet, butt i highly recommend fiber supplements. especially if you have brownie battered butt cheeks, i went down to one square of precautionary tp, pretty much all my turds are no wipers.
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Wiped my ass with a bus ticket once. Not my proudest moment.
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remember phone books?
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remember phone books?
Yea, but the ink bleeds onto your ass. Imagine looking for a plumber with your cheeks spread open in the mirror.
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Yea, but the ink bleeds onto your ass. Imagine looking for a plumber with your cheeks spread open in the mirror.
silly butty
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Makes me wonder if public restrooms are now all out of TP
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That's the best meme I've ever seen.
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My dad took me hunting for wild boar when i was 13, trying to make a man out of me. Sat in the forest in the dark forever, listening out for them. Not a sound. The sun comes up, still waiting silently at the base of this fucking tree, no talking allowed. Finally a sound. Its my guts squirming, I had to take a shit. I walk a hundred yards or so off deeper into the fauna. There is a downed tree, perfect for poppin a squat on. The thickest stickiest turd falls out after a few gutteral pushes, dropping a couple feet to the forest floor with a plop. Its the dead of winter, there seems to be nothing but shriveled brittle brown or orange leaves for me to try to regain my anus' dignity. Had to resort to breaking off a stick from the dead tree and credit carding my pre pubescent ass with it. It had a few gnarly knots and kinks. Awful sensation but better than a leaf of poison ivy or oak. I was wearing the chris cole van halen fallens. The entire time i was shitting i was paranoid a boar was gonna gore me in the asshole. I've never told this story but I'm glad its relevant now and hope you all enjoy.
Ps, never even fucking saw a goddamn animal besides a squirrel in that forest, hunting is a rip off. Fuck geoff rowley you damn ex vegan
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Wait some people really take a shower after every shit? Damn that sounds excessive. And ancient Romans used a few different things including sea sponges on a stick and thick rope soaked in sea water. So idk try that? Sounds pretty rough
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Ny dad took me hunting for wild boar when i was 13, trying to make a man out of me. Sat in the forest in the dark forever, listening out for them. Not a sound. The sun comes up, still waiting silently at the base of this fucking tree, no talking allowed. Finally a sound. Its my guts squirming, I had to take a shit. I walk a hundred yards or so off deeper into the fauna. There is a downed tree, perfect for poppin a squat on. The thickest stickiest turd falls out after a few gutteral pushes, dropping a couple feet to the forest floor with a plop. Its the dead of winter, there seems to be nothing but shriveled brittle brown or orange leaves for me to try to regain my anus' dignity. Had to resort to breaking off a stick from the dead tree and credit carding my pre pubescent ass with it. It had a few gnarly knots and kinks. Awful sensation but better than a leaf of poison ivy or oak. I was wearing the chris cole van halen fallens. The entire time i was shitting i was paranoid a boar was gonna gore me in the asshole. I've never told this story but I'm glad its relevant now and hope you all enjoy.
Ps, never even fucking saw a goddamn animal besides a squirrel in that forest, hunting is a rip off. Fuck geoff rowley you damn ex vegan
God damn. Thank you for sharing.
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I eat a couple of ounces of kratom a day. I shit compressed tiny little pebbles and never have to wipe (I still do obviously just in case). I used paper towels a couple of weeks ago and it was totally fine. Wasn't rough and had no problems flushing. You can even use normal paper if it gets that bad. Just crumple the shit out of it and it becomes soft. You can also just go to Wendy's like I did and take like 200 napkins.
Cheetahsheets: I'm glad you went through that. You're the fucking worst. Only person I've actually used the ignore function on in my 15+ years on slap.
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Whenever I go out to eat at any fast food place I always save the left over napkins they give me, and the the ones I grab. Everyone used to make fun of me for it, but now that everyones wiping their ass with sticks and socks...
I am King.
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Wait some people really take a shower after every shit? Damn that sounds excessive. And ancient Romans used a few different things including sea sponges on a stick and thick rope soaked in sea water. So idk try that? Sounds pretty rough
Almost seems like they were just smearing it around.
I once rolled a fatty out of a post-it. Would not recommend. Wendy's napkins for sure.
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In a drunk rage, I once took a shit on the ground, then ripped my boxers off Hulkamania style, wiped my ass with them, and left the tore up, shit covered boxers on top of the turd mound. And I still think you motherfuckers are barbarians for not washing your asses. I was miles from home. You filthy fucks were probably within a few feet of your showers and you’re using paper towels and blunt wraps? For shame.
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You think that's bad? Consider a reactor, my reactor, were shutting it down, 100 to 0. The reactor has been operated at max percent for a long time, After shutdown, xenon 135 is no longer produced by fission and is no longer removed by burnup. The only remaining production mechanism is the decay of that dummy thicc iodine 135, which was in the core at the time I shut er' down. The only removal mechanism for this xenon, is to decay and fucc of, so when the reactor power is decreased, xenon concentration initially increases, because the xenon burnup falls to zero and the the iodine decay at 6.6 hours is faster than the the xenon decay at like 9.2 hours or so. Kk, so now my reactor, I know it very well. Like I know the rate of the increase depends on the original neutron flux and increases with increasing flux. I've even noticed at some large values of the neutron flux, peak concentration occurs at 11.3 hours after shutdown. The amount of additional negative reactivity in the xenon peak is so damm dependent, especially on original neutron flux. For my reactor shutdown from 100 to zero the amount of additional negative reactivity may reach up to 2500pcm!!!! After reaching this xenon peak, the production of xenon from iodine decay is less than the removal of xenon by decay and the concentration of xenon 135 finally decreases. After another ten half-lives (80 hours, or 700 cycles of my blender bear meme render stress test,) all the xenon undergo a beta decay, this decay causes a continuous thrusting (and I mean THRUSTING) of positive reactivity, which now must be taken into account in my subcriticality maintenance, or when approaching to criticality. I just find it appaling that the fucking xenon 135 concentration about 20 hours after shutdown from full power will be the same as the equilibrium xenon 135 concentration at full power. Thats non bueno for me, memes cannot wait forever. About 3 days after shutdown, the xenon 135 concentration will have finally decreased to a small percentage of its pre-shutdown level, and my reactor can be assumed to be xenon free. Three days of neutron poisoning, I cant stand xenon man. It's so pretentious.
My favourite element used to be Krypton because of Superman but then I learned it’s a inert gas and those are lame.
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Just shit in the grass then scoot your ass. My dogs do it all the time
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real talk I have ibs and I get hemorrhoids so this thread is just giving me anxiety.
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just wait till you use a blue shop towel.
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Wash. Yo. Ass.
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real talk I have ibs and I get hemorrhoids so this thread is just giving me anxiety.
All jokes aside, since TP mageddon started, I've been having almost daily diarrhea. This would be fine when I'm at work cause they've got tp out the wazoo. I currently have 28 rolls at home but I don't want to use it all because I have a horrible diet
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My favourite element used to be Krypton because of Superman but then I learned it’s a inert gas and those are lame.
Haha noble gases, Andy Shrock is an inert gas, if u wanna have fun u need 2 hang with the m a d La ds Lanthanide or actinide metals. Slap gives me heavy dysprosium vibes that's why it's so fun 2 be here haha.
Never forget that Janet from Copeland chemical manufacturing never patently denied that they are trying to limit hermetic reciprocating compressors loaded with R134a from getting into the hands of passionate psychonauts.
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Wait some people really take a shower after every shit? Damn that sounds excessive. And ancient Romans used a few different things including sea sponges on a stick and thick rope soaked in sea water. So idk try that? Sounds pretty rough
needing to take shits
is my daily alarm clock
a shower follows
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I guess this depends on your agility and your bathroom set-up, but I knew someone that would just hop on his bathroom counter and sit so his ass is hovering over the sink and clean it that way. This might be the latest craze in hygiene
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Ive been sick all week and taking 2 showers a day, primarily to clear my nostrils, but try to time them around my 2 daily shits. It’s pretty weird to shit, flush, then immediately hop in the shower and essentially wipe my ass with my hand but it’s keeping my b-hole cleaner than a glass table in Boogie Nights.
Would love to have a bidet. My wife and I talked about the worst case scenario in which we’d have to re-use rags to poop. After talking it over it doesn’t seem that bad, honestly.
What’s this thread about again?
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Makes you empathize with what homeless people probably go through...especially if you’ve been to SF
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I’d rather hop in the shower and clean off my shit like that. Would never use paper towels to wipe, that will give you a raw asshole. It’s straight up barbaric.
Shower wipe + shower wank = relaxing way to start the morning
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I’d rather hop in the shower and clean off my shit like that. Would never use paper towels to wipe, that will give you a raw asshole. It’s straight up barbaric.
Welp, it looks like I've given myself a case of Polished Anus Syndrome by wiping too hard with toilet paper (I was even using Charmin Ultra Soft). My asshole was red, raw, and constantly itchy everyday to the point that I was scratching my stinker in my sleep. Now for the last 4 days I've been hopping my ass onto my sink and cleaning off my dooks with water. Life feels good again.
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You think that's bad? Consider a reactor, my reactor, were shutting it down, 100 to 0. The reactor has been operated at max percent for a long time, After shutdown, xenon 135 is no longer produced by fission and is no longer removed by burnup. The only remaining production mechanism is the decay of that dummy thicc iodine 135, which was in the core at the time I shut er' down. The only removal mechanism for this xenon, is to decay and fucc of, so when the reactor power is decreased, xenon concentration initially increases, because the xenon burnup falls to zero and the the iodine decay at 6.6 hours is faster than the the xenon decay at like 9.2 hours or so. Kk, so now my reactor, I know it very well. Like I know the rate of the increase depends on the original neutron flux and increases with increasing flux. I've even noticed at some large values of the neutron flux, peak concentration occurs at 11.3 hours after shutdown. The amount of additional negative reactivity in the xenon peak is so damm dependent, especially on original neutron flux. For my reactor shutdown from 100 to zero the amount of additional negative reactivity may reach up to 2500pcm!!!! After reaching this xenon peak, the production of xenon from iodine decay is less than the removal of xenon by decay and the concentration of xenon 135 finally decreases. After another ten half-lives (80 hours, or 700 cycles of my blender bear meme render stress test,) all the xenon undergo a beta decay, this decay causes a continuous thrusting (and I mean THRUSTING) of positive reactivity, which now must be taken into account in my subcriticality maintenance, or when approaching to criticality. I just find it appaling that the fucking xenon 135 concentration about 20 hours after shutdown from full power will be the same as the equilibrium xenon 135 concentration at full power. Thats non bueno for me, memes cannot wait forever. About 3 days after shutdown, the xenon 135 concentration will have finally decreased to a small percentage of its pre-shutdown level, and my reactor can be assumed to be xenon free. Three days of neutron poisoning, I cant stand xenon man. It's so pretentious.
My neighbors son is called Xeno and he's a cunt so fuck Xeno as well.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/avwpo0/i_28_think_my_girlfriend_26_has_been_using_my_gym/