0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
^ last week the burger one actually happened to me, I shook my burger so violently the lettuce shot out from between the bun and the burger and stained one of my favorite pairs of pants with burger grease and mustard. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Quote from: EricLogan on July 09, 2009, 04:33:40 PMExpand Quote^ last week the burger one actually happened to me, I shook my burger so violently the lettuce shot out from between the bun and the burger and stained one of my favorite pairs of pants with burger grease and mustard. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu[close]hahaha really, really great mental image.
^ last week the burger one actually happened to me, I shook my burger so violently the lettuce shot out from between the bun and the burger and stained one of my favorite pairs of pants with burger grease and mustard. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu[close]
Quote from: Gomez on July 09, 2009, 11:10:28 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: EricLogan on July 09, 2009, 04:33:40 PMExpand Quote^ last week the burger one actually happened to me, I shook my burger so violently the lettuce shot out from between the bun and the burger and stained one of my favorite pairs of pants with burger grease and mustard. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu[close]hahaha really, really great mental image.[close]gomez is picturing your meat covered in grease
Quote from: EricLogan on July 09, 2009, 04:33:40 PMExpand Quote^ last week the burger one actually happened to me, I shook my burger so violently the lettuce shot out from between the bun and the burger and stained one of my favorite pairs of pants with burger grease and mustard. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu[close]hahaha really, really great mental image.[close]
Quote from: frisco on July 09, 2009, 11:25:25 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Gomez on July 09, 2009, 11:10:28 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: EricLogan on July 09, 2009, 04:33:40 PMExpand Quote^ last week the burger one actually happened to me, I shook my burger so violently the lettuce shot out from between the bun and the burger and stained one of my favorite pairs of pants with burger grease and mustard. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu[close]hahaha really, really great mental image.[close]gomez is picturing your meat covered in grease [close]haha no it's him shaking the burger violently enough for lettuce to fly out from the buns. really, it's the word violently associated with shaking the burger that makes it funny to me.has your post count stopped at 5000? i could have sworn that you made some post in a thread about reaching that mark but you've been it ever since.
Quote from: Gomez on July 09, 2009, 11:10:28 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: EricLogan on July 09, 2009, 04:33:40 PMExpand Quote^ last week the burger one actually happened to me, I shook my burger so violently the lettuce shot out from between the bun and the burger and stained one of my favorite pairs of pants with burger grease and mustard. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu[close]hahaha really, really great mental image.[close]gomez is picturing your meat covered in grease [close]
DGK SOME TIMES
^^same, it was a bit longer than a week ago though. i was eating a chicken sandwich from this burger truck that drives around town. they make the best chicken sandwiches, mine had bacon on it too. then this fly lands on it and i shake it once, but that fucker is enjoying the bun and stays on despite the shaking. i eventually got it off and was so pissed that it ruined that section of the bun that i chased after it, to no avail.
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.
I dont recall ever putting on anything Southpole in my life.
Quote from: ALT on July 10, 2009, 04:41:27 AMExpand QuoteDunno if its been done already but this always gets me[close]winner.
Dunno if its been done already but this always gets me[close]
we're all here for the gayness
fucking kids made BAM rich
same thing happened to me today, except it was a 5 min bus ride to work, where I was sent home for being sick. it was actually more of a "fuuuuuuuuuck yeah!" ordeal now that I think about it