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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Watson on April 28, 2021, 01:23:46 PM
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https://www.instagram.com/p/COLQN5UhS0y/
One of the most painful videos I've ever watched and I still don't even know what riding for StockX means.
Dude definitely takes the title for most superfluous usage of the word "like".
(https://i.imgur.com/1yVsTL3.png) (https://i.imgur.com/7fDUo7u.png)
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this is almost as bad as having hollywood habibi as your manager
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What a stocked team.
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Robert Neil and Boo Johnson of wishing they were hooked by Virgil and Supreme but settling with StockX as the next best thing
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I wish there was a way to unfollow him more then I already have
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Incredibility talented on a board but I have always thought we was a stuck up prick.
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That thing were a dog and their person look a lot alike is definitely the case with this dude and his pup. It's adorable.
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Oh yeah, he's definitely doing that dog
(https://i.ibb.co/dkkvg9M/Dirty-Work.png) (https://ibb.co/qmm85Gj)
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Hell yeah
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It's unfortunate that someone with as much pop as him manages to be the most boring skater ever.
Ok I'm actually the most boring skater ever but nobody pays attention to me at the park so I may not even exist.
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One of the most painful videos I've ever watched and I still don't even know what riding for StockX means.
It's an investment app, Robert conquered his brain and now he's like, watching those Neo Futures skyrocket.
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Incredibility talented on a board but I have always thought he was a stuck up stock-x prick.
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What does being on stockx get you? A discount?
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this thread's pretty old man yelling at cloud.
they probably just give him like 1500 a month or something to buy stuff off the app? whatever, hard to be mad at that.
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(https://i.imgur.com/3RbQrqa.png)
Isn't this the dude that goes to stoner and basically tries to start fights with almost everybody for no reason at all?
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He’s already getting free Nikes, fuck does this even mean? Discounted chain link necklaces?
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this thread's pretty old man yelling at cloud.
they probably just give him like 1500 a month or something to buy stuff off the app? whatever, hard to be mad at that.
Its 2021, a check is a check these days. They are almost a $4 Billion dollar company, hope he's getting more than $1500 a month.
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can’t take dude seriously after he tried to cancel Reynolds for wearing a shirt with a nazi getting stomped out. one hell of a nollie front heel though.
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He’s already getting free Nikes, fuck does this even mean? Discounted chain link necklaces?
Hey there, just to clear the air, as a manager I helped Rob get on StockX by pitching him to them and kind of proposing this arrangement.
Seems like there's a lot of misinformation out there so let's set things straight. Without going into too many specifics, the deal does give him up to a 10% discount on chain-link necklaces. He can choose the colors and occasionally patterns of the necklaces as well as the length. However, this agreement limits to 2 necklaces per year, after which he will have to pay full price. In return for this deal, Neal has agreed to wear said necklaces until the contract expires in 2051.
Hope that helps.
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can’t take dude seriously after he tried to cancel Reynolds for wearing a shirt with a nazi getting stomped out. one hell of a nollie front heel though.
must have missed that. are there any screenshots of this
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can’t take dude seriously after he tried to cancel Reynolds for wearing a shirt with a nazi getting stomped out. one hell of a nollie front heel though.
Yes I really want to know more about this. Is there another thread or anything? This sounds great.
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this thread's pretty old man yelling at cloud.
they probably just give him like 1500 a month or something to buy stuff off the app? whatever, hard to be mad at that.
I didn't get the vibe that people were mad, just poking fun at the random sponsor. If this isn't the place for that then we are pretty fucked.
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It's unfortunate that someone with as much pop as him manages to be the most boring skater ever.
Ok I'm actually the most boring skater ever but nobody pays attention to me at the park so I may not even exist.
If no one shouts "yewww" to your slash grind, did you even skate?
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Get your money up and have fun with clothes, but god damn, what the fuck is that ugly ass Mona Lisa alien shirt??
Also, everyone switches their styles up and I encourage it, but I couldn't help but laugh after he landed that slo-mo heel flip and it cut to a clip of him a few years ago with ***no*** swag whatsoever. Also funny seeing pics of Boo rocking humble beaded necklaces and ill-fitting tanktops a couple years back. Again, nothing wrong with wardrobe experimentation and they definitely were in need of sartorial leveling up, but there's something goofy about going straight from looking like you have zero interest in clothing style beyond what's stocked at Active Rideshop to being haunted by Vlone and LV logos, fully buying in to the "clothe$ make the man" legacy luxury shit, etc. I think that's why Boo was so adamant about claiming "day 1 louis head" lol
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Heavy Bebop & Rocksteady vibes with that giant chain necklace. Never seen one of these outside of a cartoon before and I back it
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Heavy Bebop & Rocksteady vibes with that giant chain necklace. Never seen one of these outside of a cartoon before and I back it
Hard to knock that, what a couple of style-gurus. Here's an image for anyone Robert's age:
(https://cdna.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/027/256/806/large/pepesaurio-guzman-05.jpg?1591028168)
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Those nollie front heels go crazy. Hope he’s not using that discount on 3000 dollar LV boards or purses like Boo
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this thread's pretty old man yelling at cloud.
they probably just give him like 1500 a month or something to buy stuff off the app? whatever, hard to be mad at that.
This. Dudes getting all the exclusives that we can't even win at raffles for free now
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skateboarding is truly something else at this point
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Dude has tried to cancel Reynolds, Pedro and Zion. All of those dude are far more entertaining to watch skate and also I bet will be skating either in the industry or not for years to come. I don’t see this chained wearing fool being a true lifer even if he does turn pro
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For me it's crazy like...and it's all thanks to prod
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can’t take dude seriously after he tried to cancel Reynolds for wearing a shirt with a nazi getting stomped out. one hell of a nollie front heel though.
Yes I really want to know more about this. Is there another thread or anything? This sounds great.
I remember Keelan trying to get Reynolds cancelled for wearing that Baker Simpson's shirt
https://www.instagram.com/p/CBHM__YHxmz/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
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this thread's pretty old man yelling at cloud.
they probably just give him like 1500 a month or something to buy stuff off the app? whatever, hard to be mad at that.
I didn't get the vibe that people were mad, just poking fun at the random sponsor. If this isn't the place for that then we are pretty fucked.
Yeah I ain't mad at a StockX sponsorship. I'd take that cheque. But it does make for an interesting conversation.
However, if I like, made a video where like I'm talking about like, my style and how like I'm like dressing differently like, like, you know what I'm saying like, then I would hope some old man yelled at my cloud.
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I wish I had talent so I could sell out immediately. Like Dave Chappelle said "I've done commercial for coke and Pepsi. I just say what it takes."
ONeil is one of my favorites of this generation but he dresses really goofy fr
https://youtu.be/9e9T3DNAdaI
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I wish I had talent so I could sell out immediately. Like Dave Chappelle said "I've done commercial for coke and Pepsi. I just say what it takes."
ONeil is one of my favorites of this generation but he dresses really goofy fr
https://youtu.be/9e9T3DNAdaI
Shane O'Neill is pretty talented.
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Hold up Keelan Dadd is out here calling people out?
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Heavy Bebop & Rocksteady vibes with that giant chain necklace. Never seen one of these outside of a cartoon before and I back it
Hard to knock that, what a couple of style-gurus. Here's an image for anyone Robert's age:
(https://cdna.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/027/256/806/large/pepesaurio-guzman-05.jpg?1591028168)
Amazing, I feel bad for anyone who didn't grow up on TMNT.
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Dude has tried to cancel Reynolds, Pedro and Zion. All of those dude are far more entertaining to watch skate and also I bet will be skating either in the industry or not for years to come. I don’t see this chained wearing fool being a true lifer even if he does turn pro
What was his beef with Pedro
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Dude has tried to cancel Reynolds, Pedro and Zion. All of those dude are far more entertaining to watch skate and also I bet will be skating either in the industry or not for years to come. I don’t see this chained wearing fool being a true lifer even if he does turn pro
What was his beef with Pedro
I think Pedro and Zion were being idiots by going to a party at the height of the pandemic
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Hold up Keelan Dadd is out here calling people out?
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All I know is helllaaaa replica Travis 1’s that passed authentication over at cockX
Free max b
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pros:
dog dancing
cons:
mikey taylor shit
cosplay
robert neal
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Whats wrong with y'all...
Slap posters "Dylan Fans" talking shit in other person clothes...what a joke. Only problem with this guy to slap he isnt from new york. AO clothes are good (cool white guy from CA)... hahaha...Dill Clothes are nice... Sage fits are nice.
Neal Rips, get that money cause you live skate life and bill are knockin the door. Stay cool like slapers livin from moms money.
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can’t take dude seriously after he tried to cancel Reynolds for wearing a shirt with a nazi getting stomped out. one hell of a nollie front heel though.
Yes I really want to know more about this. Is there another thread or anything? This sounds great.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CBHM__YHxmz/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Without knowing who Kader is and his relationship to Reynolds, this shirt looks like a terrible idea.
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Whats wrong with y'all...
Slap posters "Dylan Fans" talking shit in other person clothes...what a joke. Only problem with this guy to slap he isnt from new york. AO clothes are good (cool white guy from CA)... hahaha...Dill Clothes are nice... Sage fits are nice.
Neal Rips, get that money cause you live skate life and bill are knockin the door. Stay cool like slapers livin from moms money.
Everyone you mentioned has trash fits. That being said, I thing the hate is more centered around him sounding like a idiot.
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Whats wrong with y'all...
Slap posters "Dylan Fans" talking shit in other person clothes...what a joke. Only problem with this guy to slap he isnt from new york. AO clothes are good (cool white guy from CA)... hahaha...Dill Clothes are nice... Sage fits are nice.
Neal Rips, get that money cause you live skate life and bill are knockin the door. Stay cool like slapers livin from moms money.
bill definitely isn't knockin on robert's door. bill films for supreme. robert is sponsored by the place where you buy resale supreme stuff. hope that helps the confusion.
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this thread's pretty old man yelling at cloud.
they probably just give him like 1500 a month or something to buy stuff off the app? whatever, hard to be mad at that.
I didn't get the vibe that people were mad, just poking fun at the random sponsor. If this isn't the place for that then we are pretty fucked.
Yeah I ain't mad at a StockX sponsorship. I'd take that cheque. But it does make for an interesting conversation.
However, if I like, made a video where like I'm talking about like, my style and how like I'm like dressing differently like, like, you know what I'm saying like, then I would hope some old man yelled at my cloud.
ha you right, someones gotta gate-keep, its slap after all.
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can’t take dude seriously after he tried to cancel Reynolds for wearing a shirt with a nazi getting stomped out. one hell of a nollie front heel though.
Wait really? Damn that’s hilarious
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Honestly, StockX may pay more than Supreme. Organizations that run on prestige tend to use that prestige as a smokescreen for paying less.
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Honestly, StockX may pay more than Supreme. Organizations that run on prestige tend to use that prestige as a smokescreen for paying less.
Can confirm. Worked in restaurants for a long time before I finally escaped last year. The least money I ever made (when adjusting for experience) was at the fanciest place I worked.
I was actually told by the owner that they thought chefs were kind of strange since they were willing to be 'modern-day indentured servants" to make it big.
Fuck I hate the restaurant industry, but that has nothing to do with this thread.
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The epitome of why skateboarders should keep their mouths shut and just skate. Be happy you’re on Primitive and Nike, bc you’re always a comment away from being kooked out of the industry like Keelan.
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Honestly, StockX may pay more than Supreme. Organizations that run on prestige tend to use that prestige as a smokescreen for paying less.
Can confirm. Worked in restaurants for a long time before I finally escaped last year. The least money I ever made (when adjusting for experience) was at the fanciest place I worked.
I was actually told by the owner that they thought chefs were kind of strange since they were willing to be 'modern-day indentured servants" to make it big.
Fuck I hate the restaurant industry, but that has nothing to do with this thread.
This is 100% true, I used to be a local TV reporter (believe it or not, I don't care) and made... $12 an hour... This was in a small market and was in 2012 but yeah. If enough people want to do a job, the pay of that job plummets.
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The epitome of why skateboarders should keep their mouths shut and just skate. Be happy you’re on Primitive and Nike, bc you’re always a comment away from being kooked out of the industry like Keelan.
What lmao Keelan did not ruin his career with “a comment”, he was literally caught being a pedophile.
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Whats wrong with y'all...
Slap posters "Dylan Fans" talking shit in other person clothes...what a joke. Only problem with this guy to slap he isnt from new york. AO clothes are good (cool white guy from CA)... hahaha...Dill Clothes are nice... Sage fits are nice.
Neal Rips, get that money cause you live skate life and bill are knockin the door. Stay cool like slapers livin from moms money.
ok whatever all that means, Robert Neil clearly takes himself way too seriously and is a straight up Barney.
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Anyone that says "finna" deserves to be forever labelled a kook
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Anyone that says "finna" deserves to be forever labelled a kook
What does it mean ?
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He finna be cashing that check
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Anyone that says "finna" deserves to be forever labelled a kook
this aint it
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so he is teammates with this guy? so sick
https://www.instagram.com/p/CN_QaCtAbdh/
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so he is teammates with this guy? so sick
https://www.instagram.com/p/CN_QaCtAbdh/
this kid has a good sense of the real meaning of punk, especially in regards to teens
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Anyone that says "finna" deserves to be forever labelled a kook
Yeah. It is. These kids are born speaking english and fuck up speaking their own native tongue and we’re supposed to appease them? Fuck outta here I was born in Europe and am more competent speaking a second language, supposedly one of the hardest to learn in the world, than some self righteous dumbasses who don’t bother to learn the difference between “your” and “you’re”. Fucking ridiculous.
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Anyone that says "finna" deserves to be forever labelled a kook
Yeah. It is. These kids are born speaking english and fuck up speaking their own native tongue and we’re supposed to appease them? Fuck outta here I was born in Europe and am more competent speaking a second language, supposedly one of the hardest to learn in the world, than some self righteous dumbasses who don’t bother to learn the difference between “your” and “you’re”. Fucking ridiculous.
Your finna have a stroke man. B cool
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Anyone that says "finna" deserves to be forever labelled a kook
Yeah. It is. These kids are born speaking english and fuck up speaking their own native tongue and we’re supposed to appease them? Fuck outta here I was born in Europe and am more competent speaking a second language, supposedly one of the hardest to learn in the world, than some self righteous dumbasses who don’t bother to learn the difference between “your” and “you’re”. Fucking ridiculous.
Tsk Tsk Mein Fuhrer, why are you forgetting the determiner?
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Anyone that says "finna" deserves to be forever labelled a kook
Yeah. It is. These kids are born speaking english and fuck up speaking their own native tongue and we’re supposed to appease them? Fuck outta here I was born in Europe and am more competent speaking a second language, supposedly one of the hardest to learn in the world, than some self righteous dumbasses who don’t bother to learn the difference between “your” and “you’re”. Fucking ridiculous.
Your finna have a stroke man. B cool
*Yo'ure
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so he is teammates with this guy? so sick
https://www.instagram.com/p/CN_QaCtAbdh/
planet earth moment -the cemented blowfish
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For me it's crazy like...and it's all thanks to prod
(https://i.imgur.com/KsuAt6M.png)
hell yes
side note: Idk why but I lol'd at this phrase: "welcome to my home, you know"
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lmao what the fuck is going on here man, burberry perry is fucked but not in a good way. does he really have noone around him to be like yo bro youre taking this pretending you do drugs too far. very fraudulent
dudes a mf Jcat
free max b
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I apologize for my inappropriate outburst. Guyanese Rum gets me riled up. Ebonics can be cool, growing up in Far Rockaway and listening to Big L taught me that.
Shalom
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so he is teammates with this guy? so sick
https://www.instagram.com/p/CN_QaCtAbdh/
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/307/189/6fe.jpg)
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CNtNBmpALyb/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Youre a real 1 when you walk around with your face on a shirt that you yourself are wearing
(https://i.ibb.co/35KQ9nM/6th-Grader-Leader.png) (https://ibb.co/hx0wJSZ)
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Going for Vivienne Westwood but landed on Jet Set Radio
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Anyone that says "finna" deserves to be forever labelled a kook
Up next, on “Slang from Around the World”
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How does this work? Does he get to put his free LV stuff up on StockX?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CP3h-wBJ3sx/?utm_medium=copy_link
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Going for Vivienne Westwood but landed on Jet Set Radio
lmfao
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How does this work? Does he get to put his free LV stuff up on StockX?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CP3h-wBJ3sx/?utm_medium=copy_link
Some of these are just waiting to end up in a photoshop thread
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(https://i.ibb.co/98Yvbzb/gareth-wrighton-fe-aw20-0002-65ebf5.jpg) (https://ibb.co/98Yvbzb)
how skater imagine fashion is like
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Imagine putting skating aside for this nonsense.
Props to Virgil for being the biggest con artist of this era. It would be hard not to laugh at some of these noodle heads if you saw them at the grocery store or when you were out to eat
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Imagine putting skating aside for this nonsense.
Props to Virgil for being the biggest con artist of this era. It would be hard not to laugh at some of these noodle heads if you saw them at the grocery store or when you were out to eat
Is this nonsense virgins doing ?
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this is the only Vergil I am interested in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrUlHbH8hOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxlWsxqyRaQ
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Imagine putting skating aside for this nonsense.
You think he stopped skating to do a photo shoot for LV for a few hours?
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Imagine putting skating aside for this nonsense.
You think he stopped skating to do a photo shoot for LV for a few hours?
Hopefully
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Another one that took Nike off his insta bio.
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Didn’t want to start a new thread for StockX but anyone else see where they’ve been selling counterfeits? Rob been wearing some Nikeys
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/nike-accuses-stockx-of-selling-fake-shoes-after-reps-bought-counterfeit-sneakers-on-the-site-11652287374
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Anyone that says "finna" deserves to be forever labelled a kook
Yeah. It is. These kids are born speaking english and fuck up speaking their own native tongue and we’re supposed to appease them? Fuck outta here I was born in Europe and am more competent speaking a second language, supposedly one of the hardest to learn in the world, than some self righteous dumbasses who don’t bother to learn the difference between “your” and “you’re”. Fucking ridiculous.
And I'm sure you speak your native language without any dialect/slang. Dumbass.
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Didn’t want to start a new thread for StockX but anyone else see where they’ve been selling counterfeits? Rob been wearing some Nikeys
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/nike-accuses-stockx-of-selling-fake-shoes-after-reps-bought-counterfeit-sneakers-on-the-site-11652287374
LOL, they just teamed up with April for the new park
https://www.instagram.com/p/CdbbzK0v0sd/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
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I think me taking things super serious at first,
That's why I feel like what kind of stopped me,
Yielded me from like opening that door"
... Yielded me from opening that door... mind explodes.
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Didn’t want to start a new thread for StockX but anyone else see where they’ve been selling counterfeits? Rob been wearing some Nikeys
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/nike-accuses-stockx-of-selling-fake-shoes-after-reps-bought-counterfeit-sneakers-on-the-site-11652287374
LOL, they just teamed up with April for the new park
https://www.instagram.com/p/CdbbzK0v0sd/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
That park looks crisp, but also all pro skateparks look like soulless training facilities now. Like fuckin Mondo Burger or something.
They gonna have bootleg rails in there made out of the finest of tin.
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this is the only Vergil I am interested in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrUlHbH8hOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxlWsxqyRaQ
Fuck Virgil, scum of the earth, almost as bad as Zero.