People who use ground level escalators (i.e. airports, etc.)
Folks who carry around floss picks and pick their teeth in public with said floss pick
Fucking pajama people, it's 3pm put on some fucking clothes. Colleges and stores all the damn time.
Sandals/flip flops
Headphones everywhere
People who play loud music on their phones in public and same goes for really obnoxious ringtones/awful songs
Dudes with long crusty fingernails
Eco/Hippie Jesus Hipsters
People who dress in what they think is classy or representational of having money, but are broke as fuck all the time (think the modern rap dude with a bunch of shit on him but can't buy his newports or cigarillos)
Excessive loud car stereos period
Harry Potter fans
Articles in the form of a list
People who do not own books
Overtly picky eaters
Vegan bacon
Hookah smokers generally the 16 - 23 year old or the college variety
Smart Car drivers aka a motorized roller skate for two
Celebrity worship
Overalls and excessive camo
Jailhouse flamboyancy as a celebrated character achievement
oh and anyone who wears these: