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haaiiii every 1!!
« on: March 09, 2011, 01:16:24 PM »
member me? I decided to come back here because I remembered it existed. What's on the up n up? ANY NEWS? Any one been doing anything exciting? Whose on vacation? I'm going to New Orleans with my bestie in April. DUZ N E 1 Want to hang out with me while I am there? show me the hot clubs? get me some ecstasy? need to get the party rollin.
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Re: haaiiii every 1!!
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2011, 01:34:20 PM »
A lot of people have been wondering what happened to you. I was wondering if you'd penetrated a manhole yet?
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« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2011, 02:02:48 PM »
Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on March 09, 2011, 01:34:20 PM
A lot of people have been wondering what happened to you. I was wondering if you'd penetrated a manhole yet?

I was on vacation for like a year then came back and remembered about this place. I did have a lot of sex with men on vacations. I was able to get my dick into a dudes ass the same time his dick was in mine. We couldn't get a good fluid motion going but I wouldn't say it was a complete failure.
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Re: haaiiii every 1!!
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2011, 02:30:04 PM »
You're doing it wrong.  You gotta get on all fours and back up into each other.  If you can't fanagle your dicks into each other's holes with enough space to at least vibrate yourselves to climax, then your penises are too small and you shouldn't have tried in the first place.
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Re: haaiiii every 1!!
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2011, 05:20:26 PM »
Watson's gonna have a conniption when he sees you're back.
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Re: haaiiii every 1!!
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2011, 11:24:29 AM »
Quote from: saucy rag? on March 09, 2011, 05:20:26 PM
Watson's gonna have a conniption when he sees you're back.

poor poor watson.
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« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2011, 11:33:33 AM »
Quote from: L33Tg33k on March 09, 2011, 02:30:04 PM
You're doing it wrong.  You gotta get on all fours and back up into each other.  If you can't fanagle your dicks into each other's holes with enough space to at least vibrate yourselves to climax, then your penises are too small and you shouldn't have tried in the first place.

well we tried that but that makes our dicks criss cross like a big X so we had to go at a slight angle which was OK but not the best. We actually rigged up some furniture like love sacs and foot rests and got comfy and got the dicks in no problem it was just hard keeping them in there. BUT that was probably cuz it was drunky sex and not romantic sex. I feel like if we tried it again not being all drunk it'd be so fucking romantic to accomplish climaxing into each other at the same time.
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Re: haaiiii every 1!!
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2011, 11:36:49 AM »
A/S/L?
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Re: haaiiii every 1!!
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2011, 11:50:24 AM »
I thought I did that before... BUT IF NOT here are my credentials:


I'm a 24 year old boy from Salt Lake City, UT.


ANYTHING ELSE?
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Re: haaiiii every 1!!
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2011, 01:06:58 PM »
don't give up on the oil rig!
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Re: haaiiii every 1!!
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2011, 01:14:03 PM »
I've gotten it down pretty well but just havent' been able to accomplish the synchronized climax while doing so.
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Re: haaiiii every 1!!
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2011, 03:13:41 AM »
I LOVE YOUR MUSIC DRAGON SLAYER!!
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Re: haaiiii every 1!!
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2011, 11:45:49 AM »
i puked in my mouth reading this thread
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Re: haaiiii every 1!!
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2011, 02:15:20 PM »
Quote from: frig deuce on March 15, 2011, 11:45:49 AM
i puked in my mouth reading this thread

oh jesus stop being such a drama queen.
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« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2011, 02:31:21 PM »
Quote from: kilgore. on March 14, 2011, 03:13:41 AM
I LOVE YOUR MUSIC DRAGON SLAYER!!

WUT MUZIK?!?  :o
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Re: haaiiii every 1!!
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2011, 03:39:14 PM »
 ;) ;) ;) 8)
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Quote from: Vov Vurnquist. on June 14, 2009, 08:22:10 PM
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