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Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« on: October 08, 2009, 05:01:05 PM »
Cut and paste the following questions and answer them regarding the person who posted directly above you. Doesn't matter if you actually know the answers or not, just guess if you don't know.

If you want to make things really interesting post a picture of yourself after you are done answering the questions so the next person has something to go on. Here's me!



-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?

-Do you think you're funnier?

-Do you think you're better at skating?

-Do you think you're better looking?

-Do you think you get laid more?

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2009, 05:05:25 PM »


-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
No his knowledge on penis is greater then mine will ever be.

-Do you think you're funnier?
No

-Do you think you're better at skating?
Only at old school tricks

-Do you think you're better looking?
No, scruff is hawt.

-Do you think you get laid more?
Yes.

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
No. I'm a lil brown boy he probably has masculine white man farts.
« Last Edit: October 08, 2009, 05:11:19 PM by CeeyMar »

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2009, 05:10:12 PM »


-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
yes

-Do you think you're funnier?
yes, ceeymar, is boring

-Do you think you're better at skating?
no, skating is gay

-Do you think you're better looking?
yes

-Do you think you get laid more?
yea bruh

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
no
« Last Edit: October 08, 2009, 06:00:12 PM by PFIASB »
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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2009, 05:22:01 PM »


-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
yes

-Do you think you're funnier?
yeah, this guy seems kooky

-Do you think you're better at skating?
probably. which is sad, i suck.

-Do you think you're better looking?
look at that beard. fuck yes

-Do you think you get laid more?
hells yes

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
my shit stinks :)


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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2009, 07:53:26 PM »


-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
probably not...

-Do you think you're funnier?
no way, i'm probably just goofier looking... so that'll get me a few laughs

-Do you think you're better at skating?
i suck.... sooooo no

-Do you think you're better looking?
look at the handsome dudes sitting near me and judge for yourselves (I'll say no)

-Do you think you get laid more?
hells no... me getting laid is an extremely rare event

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
i hope so... my farts are amazing

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2009, 08:24:13 PM »


-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
No he has seen and done more in his time then me.

-Do you think you're funnier?
Not sure, I would guess he is funnier, I mean look at that smile, that screams funny man.

-Do you think you're better at skating?
No I am the worst skater on Slap

-Do you think you're better looking?
No I am fat, bald and old

-Do you think you get laid more?
Nope, I am happily married and you know what that means.

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
Hell yes, I am vegan, my farts could bring nations to their knees.

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2009, 08:39:01 PM »
sorry to break the chain, but watson and HATE!, im jealsous of your nice and tasty beard growing capabilities.


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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2009, 09:18:50 PM »
I'm doing Vegan, not Upgrayeded

-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you? Yes, but not when it comes to classifying things into top 5 trashy categories. If it wasn't for Vegan I wouldn't know smoking indoors is one of the top five trashiest offenses a person can commit.

-Do you think you're funnier? Yes, but I'm not even sure Vegan has a sense of humor. That's like asking me if I can run faster than a paraplegic

-Do you think you're better at skating? I rarely skate now, so no

-Do you think you're better looking? I am not an overweight vegan, so I'd have to say yes

-Do you think you get laid more? Of course

-Do you think your farts are stinkier? I doubt it. Fat people tend to emit smellier smells than a thin person.



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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2009, 10:24:50 PM »
-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
tough one. he's definitely got more life experience, though.

-Do you think you're funnier?
no. i'm unhilarious.

-Do you think you're better at skating?
i would think so, as the only photos ive ever seen of him are either with a guitar or with a pigeon. and with a dick. but then again i have no pictures of me skating either.

-Do you think you're better looking?
well i can't grow a moustache, but if i could, maybe then i would be able to compete.

-Do you think you get laid more?
probably not, even though i'm fucking a camera in my picture.

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
mine are loud and frequent, but not stinky. it's my family's way.


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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2009, 10:40:12 PM »
-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
It's possible.

-Do you think you're funnier?
No, just annoying.

-Do you think you're better at skating?
After not skating for two months, I really doubt it.

-Do you think you're better looking?
Of course not. Don't worry romke, I can't grow a mustache either.

-Do you think you get laid more?
Definitely not.

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
I'm gonna have to go with yes.


Lay it on me, guys. I can take it.
« Last Edit: October 08, 2009, 10:46:17 PM by frank gerwer's nose »
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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2009, 11:12:45 PM »
I wish I looked like you ATM
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2009, 12:14:11 AM »
atm
-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
I think so. I are not sure.
-Do you think you're funnier?
Maybe, yes I think
-Do you think you're better at skating?
No, although in a game of flatground skate I may give him a run for his money
-Do you think you're better looking?
Yes, wow that sounds so regular
-Do you think you get laid more?
Yes
-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
Who could really know, I love my own brand though and am constantly cupping my asshole to directly waft them in my own face


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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2009, 12:20:17 AM »
<img src="http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4659/photo4gc.jpg">


-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
Nah, i submit

-Do you think you're funnier?
No he wins again

-Do you think you're better at skating?
It would be a blind bet in poker i haven't witnessed the frisc.

-Do you think you're better looking?
oh hell no, i'd fuck em

-Do you think you get laid more?
Edit: nada, he lives in a greater city than myself upping his interactions with the vagina

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
yes, because i consume (assuming) more garlic and onions on a daily basis
« Last Edit: October 09, 2009, 12:23:17 AM by Pabst »
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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2009, 01:41:13 AM »


-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
maybe/maybe not. don't really know the poster above. i tend to tune out most of the time, play some tunes, or beat off in my bedroom. whats good?

-Do you think you're funnier?
nope. wackest motherfucker to ever land on the east coast.

-Do you think you're better at skating?
i don't skate anymore

-Do you think you're better looking?
we are all beautiful :-X

-Do you think you get laid more?
he said nada, so i have him beat

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
depends on what i'm eating

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2009, 06:06:49 AM »
Somebody should rename this thread "Post your pic so a dick can later be photoshopped in your mouth."

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2009, 07:59:23 AM »
sergio-

-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
maybe. I can probably speak better english than him. which really isn't saying much. you've got some years on me sergio, I'll give you this one.

-Do you think you're funnier?
probably

-Do you think you're better at skating?
yeah dog, this guy hasn't skated since he fucked himself up and got surgery. I don't even know why he still posts on a skateboarding messageboard!

-Do you think you're better looking?
no. he's got that photosynthesis-era danny garcia look going for him, I like it.

-Do you think you get laid more?
more often? we're probably even on this

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
hispanics have some rank-ass farts. my best friend, who happens to be hispanic goes by the name of Mudd Butt. He shit his pants and work and left his shitty boxers hanging over the welcome gate for every patron to check out. that wasn't so cool.



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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2009, 08:39:46 AM »



-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
With age comes wisdom

-Do you think you're funnier?
Maybe

-Do you think you're better at skating?
no, I pretty much film full time now.

-Do you think you're better looking?
yes

-Do you think you get laid more?
no,im married. sex stops when you get married and have kids.

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
its a possibility, my ass can be wretched.

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2009, 08:58:13 AM »


-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
yeah probably.  i'm still at summer camp and it's been like 17 years since i've gone back to school.

-Do you think you're funnier?
one time i made sponge laugh so hard that milk came out of his nose, so, i'd say no.

-Do you think you're better at skating?
noone does manuals like big men, so, i'd say no.

-Do you think you're better looking?
oh yeah that's a positive.  compare the photos.

-Do you think you get laid more?
well he has a kid, which means he got laid at least once, which means no i don't.

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
the DL gas is intoxicating.  for sure mine pack a mean punch.  especially after an egg salad sandwich.  i can clear a cabin with that shit.

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2009, 09:13:34 AM »


-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
Yes, but I think that Budnick does not let you say whats on your mind enough

-Do you think you're better at skating?
I can do handrails, can donkey lips do handrails

-Do you think you're funnier?
I am so funny, I laugh incontrollably at my own jokes

Do you think you are better looking?
Oh god, I hope so

Do you think you get laid more?
You did dance with Dina Alexander, I have never danced with Dina Alexander

Do you think your farts are stinkier?
fuck no
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #19 on: October 09, 2009, 09:45:07 AM »


-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
i'd probably loose to him on jeapordy, so clearly no

-Do you think you're better at skating?
what do i look like a jock or something? well maybe on mini but most likely not on street

-Do you think you're funnier?
over a beer maybe, over the internet doubtful

Do you think you are better looking?
nah, the bears can't even take their eyes off him

Do you think you get laid more?
well, let's just say my wifes pretty rad

Do you think your farts are stinkier?
nah but i did one that sounded like a spaceship dying this morning
« Last Edit: October 09, 2009, 09:49:00 AM by Sleazy »

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #20 on: October 09, 2009, 10:18:09 AM »

-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?

Nope... a while back I even said there should be a shirt that says "Listen to Sleazy" because he's on point so damn much.

-Do you think you're funnier?

I'm super goofy in real life, not sure if people are laughing at my jokes or just me. I'll say yes if the latter counts. hehe

-Do you think you're better at skating?

Like, more tricks? I have no clue. I know he has fun, as I do, so I think we're the same. Two happy old dude skaters.

-Do you think you're better looking?

No. Total bromo.

-Do you think you get laid more?

Nope... my wife is rad as well, but I'm on the road all the fucking time.

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?

Probably. I can eat inhuman amounts of food. When I do let one out, it'll turn people's hair grey.

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #21 on: October 09, 2009, 11:00:37 AM »
i'll join the reindeer games, just 2 see what ppl tink of me

-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?

depends, he's much more computer literate then me but maybe i could school him in biology 

-Do you think you're funnier?

he has made me laugh, but i make myself laugh more (i masturbate by stroking my own ego)

-Do you think you're better at skating?

old skool vs. new skool. he is way better at tran, i know that one

-Do you think you're better looking?

hmm, beauty doesn't come with age

-Do you think you get laid more?

nope, he said hes got a wife. i only got a hand

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?

yep, i only eat indian food and chicken nuggets


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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #22 on: October 09, 2009, 11:09:51 AM »


-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?

If he's not from America, no. His name screams foreign, and people from anywhere else but here seem to be more switched-on, whereas I'm incredibly mediocre-minded even for a dumb American. This sentence alone was in need of three spelling corrections.

-Do you think you're funnier?

Maybe on the boards, but that Jimmy Carlin-esque expression on his face and Dirty Sanchez consolidated board leads me to believe he's a hilarious person.

-Do you think you're better at skating?

Not even

-Do you think you're better looking?

I've compared him to Jimmy Carlin, and I've been compared to that fat slob friend of Zach Braff's in Garden State, so no.

-Do you think you get laid more?

I do live with my girlfriend, so probably.

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?

Undoubtedly. Indian food and chicken nugget farts would kneel on one knee to my esb farts.
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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #23 on: October 09, 2009, 11:34:35 AM »

women's sunglasses and AT piercings for life.


-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
maybe. eric seems educated enough though.

-Do you think you're funnier?
that sort of thing can only be settled in the octagon.

-Do you think you're better at skating?
i've seen some of his stuff in 'post you skating' and he's better than a lot of slap, but maybe. his style's probably better.

-Do you think you're better looking?
let's just say, no woman can resist me.

-Do you think you get laid more?
i'd like to think so, but no. i'm a chickenshit.

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
my farts are few and far between. my burps on the other hand could shake mountains.
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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2009, 02:48:16 PM »


Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
Based on only that picture I'd say yes. Maybe it's a different story with the glasses of.

Do you think you're funnier?
Basing on that picture again I'd say yes again. He seems a bit normal. But I dono

Do you Think you're better at skating?
He says Ericlogan is better than most of slap and he thinks he might be better than Ericlogan, so I'd say no.

Do you think you're better looking?
At myheritage.com my face on this photo matches scarlett johansen the most. BEAT THAT!!!

Do you think you get laid more?
Do you think scarlett has a problem with getting laid a lot?

Do you think your farts are stinkier?
Hell yes when I drank beer the day before.



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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #25 on: October 09, 2009, 02:58:08 PM »


-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
i don't know, i'm smart enough not to make my lips do that for a photo though. so maybe so.

-Do you think you're funnier?
i'm not sure.

-Do you think you're better at skating?
naw.

-Do you think you're better looking?
he's a good lookin' mate. i'd fuck him but i'd fuck me first so i'll give the edge to me.

-Do you think you get laid more?
probably. i have sex with myself a lot. but don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone i love.

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
maybe, because i average like 3 to 4 shits in an entire week. :(
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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #26 on: October 09, 2009, 03:00:28 PM »
Somebody should rename this thread "Post your pic so a dick can later be photoshopped in your mouth."

Hahaha

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #27 on: October 09, 2009, 03:10:20 PM »
kilgore.
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-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
i really don't know.

-Do you think you're funnier?
when it comes to writing.. he's much funnier. i don't know how he is as a person in real life though

-Do you think you're better at skating?
maybe.

-Do you think you're better looking?
he's sexy in his own genre of man. the facial hair gives him some points

-Do you think you get laid more?
no. he's got many years on me. i'm just getting started

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
nope
« Last Edit: October 09, 2009, 03:13:13 PM by thieveslikeus »

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #28 on: October 09, 2009, 03:44:04 PM »


-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
definitely.

-Do you think you're funnier?
reed has said a few funny things online, but i bet i'm funnier irl.

-Do you think you're better at skating?
definitely not.

-Do you think you're better looking?
that's a tough one. reed is decent. i guess i'd go with no. i'm not better looking.

-Do you think you get laid more?
yes, absolutely.

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
definitely yes. i have toxic asshole syndrome.

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #29 on: October 09, 2009, 04:00:49 PM »
-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
I'm actually quite smart, but maybe he's too

-Do you think you're funnier?
I make people laugh every now and then

-Do you think you're better at skating?
I'm okay at skating, he said he's definitely not better than the other dude, so I'm guessing yes

-Do you think you're better looking?
I'm more cute than good looking,  I'm definitely cuter

-Do you think you get laid more?
I do not

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
my farts usually don't smell that bad, no