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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #30 on: October 09, 2009, 04:35:01 PM »


-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
Yes, but I think that Budnick does not let you say whats on your mind enough

-Do you think you're better at skating?
I can do handrails, can donkey lips do handrails

-Do you think you're funnier?
I am so funny, I laugh incontrollably at my own jokes

Do you think you are better looking?
Oh god, I hope so

Do you think you get laid more?
You did dance with Dina Alexander, I have never danced with Dina Alexander

Do you think your farts are stinkier?
fuck no

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #31 on: October 09, 2009, 06:50:34 PM »
to bbk....


-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
Possibly
-Do you think you're funnier?
Only when intoxicated. I'm pretty boring

-Do you think you're better at skating?
no clue... Can't skate switch so..Pretty HERB

-Do you think you're better looking?
Just got a haircut so maybe in a couple of days when I have a Good hair day

-Do you think you get laid more?
Depends on the weather/time/hair cut

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
If I drink milk yes...other than that no. Just have those loud but no stink but sometimes I have those loud and stink
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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #32 on: October 10, 2009, 06:06:01 AM »


-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
Let's just say that we both know how to speak Japanese.

-Do you think you're funnier?
Funny how?  Funny like a clown?

-Do you think you're better at skating?
I've probably got a better Indian roll than him, but other than that...  If you manage to land five obscure heelflip variations in a row, you might have a glimmer of hope in winning a game of skate.

-Do you think you're better looking?
Once at a bar, some random chick came up to him and said he was beautiful, but I'm pretty sure he gave a fiver beforehand to say that.

-Do you think you get laid more?
Yeah, but I go to the Oak Leaf Steam Bath like three nights a week.

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
Without a doubt, and we all know that's the only real measure of a man's worth.

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #33 on: October 10, 2009, 07:13:16 AM »
why is everyone trying to sound nice?
"i don't know about that"
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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #34 on: October 10, 2009, 09:06:11 AM »
you leave my low self esteem alone, bully.
I am in fact, a homosexual like Brian Anderson

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #35 on: October 10, 2009, 11:07:58 AM »



-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
i can't remember any of his posts so i assume so. i can't swim, so he might have me on that

-Do you think you're funnier?
perhaps, just maybe

-Do you think you're better at skating?
i might be, but i only get to skate between once and three times a week because of work and school. something i could never comprehend when i was younger, but now realize it's unavoidable

-Do you think you're better looking?
he didn't post a picture so i assume he's hiding an ugly face, so yes

-Do you think you get laid more?
i like to go out every night and i have a little something called liquid confidence. and a cell phone. i also find it funny to drunk dial girls and see how far i can push it
-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
does fiber one bread mean anything to you? of course they smell more

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #36 on: October 10, 2009, 11:33:50 AM »
Somebody should rename this thread "Post your pic so a dick can later be photoshopped in your mouth."


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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #37 on: October 13, 2009, 10:51:58 AM »


-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
Yes, but I think that Budnick does not let you say whats on your mind enough

-Do you think you're better at skating?
I can do handrails, can donkey lips do handrails

-Do you think you're funnier?
I am so funny, I laugh incontrollably at my own jokes

Do you think you are better looking?
Oh god, I hope so

Do you think you get laid more?
You did dance with Dina Alexander, I have never danced with Dina Alexander

Do you think your farts are stinkier?
fuck no


You look like Bill Hader.
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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #38 on: October 13, 2009, 11:35:19 AM »
-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
No idea. I have a college degree but that doesn't really mean much. Maybe with hip-hop and other music knowledge. I might be able to take the crown.

-Do you think you're funnier?
Not really. It depends though. I can be really sarcastic sometimes. I don't know if that counts.

-Do you think you're better at skating?
Definitely not anymore. Knee injuries ruin lives.

-Do you think you're better looking?
Probably. I've been told by numerous women that I look like a mix between a young Mike D. and Christian Bale

-Do you think you get laid more?
That's a tough one. I just got some oral service from a chick on Saturday. Been about a week since I tapped a chick though. It was pretty boring to say the least. I mean C'mon...it's a 50/50 game played...why should I have to put in all the work. I did put on Big Daddy Kanes'-"I Get The Job Done" to make it a little more fun. Whatever though.

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
I release hypnotical gases that could take down city blocks. Oraganized Konfusion would be proud.
 
Edit*. I don't have any pictures on the internet at all really so you'll just have to make do with it.
 
« Last Edit: October 13, 2009, 11:40:25 AM by 1992 »

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #39 on: October 13, 2009, 11:45:30 AM »

-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
dudes got a degree, i dont.


-Do you think you're funnier?
people have different tastes in humor, im sure everyone is in their own way.

-Do you think you're better at skating?
that depends if hes got crooked grind mute grabs

-Do you think you're better looking?
i can sense his handsomeness

-Do you think you get laid more?

the nut is not a competition...everyone get it.

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
ive had days where it felt like ive melted the fabric in my boxers...
 

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #40 on: October 14, 2009, 09:33:26 AM »
you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
 I got my GED, so probobly not.


-Do you think you're funnier?
  Highly unlikely

-Do you think you're better at skating?
 I drink way to much soooo no
-Do you think you're better looking?
You tell me

-Do you think you get laid more?
I've been doing alright lately,  but overall he's probobly got me on that one
 

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
no clue

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #41 on: October 14, 2009, 01:51:27 PM »
you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
Yes.


-Do you think you're funnier?
 On a good day.

-Do you think you're better at skating?
I can probably ollie higher than him. If we were skating against each other in an Olympic style event I would beat that ass.

-Do you think you're better looking?
Yup

-Do you think you get laid more?
Yes.
 

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
Im a hearty carnivore but he looks sort of middle eastern so his farts probably smell like curry.



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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #42 on: October 14, 2009, 03:47:05 PM »
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-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
Yes, but I think that Budnick does not let you say whats on your mind enough

-Do you think you're better at skating?
I can do handrails, can donkey lips do handrails

-Do you think you're funnier?
I am so funny, I laugh incontrollably at my own jokes

Do you think you are better looking?
Oh god, I hope so

Do you think you get laid more?
You did dance with Dina Alexander, I have never danced with Dina Alexander

Do you think your farts are stinkier?
fuck no
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You look like Bill Hader.

that might be why everyone called me Superbad last year. especially when I had long hair
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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #43 on: October 16, 2009, 03:12:54 AM »
-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
probably.

-Do you think you're better at skating?
when i was 15 i beat ben gilley at a game of s-k-a-t-e, but that's not really saying much.
my refusal to skate handrails and limited selection of flip tricks puts me under the assumption that he's a lot better than me.
-Do you think you're funnier?
no.

-Do you think you are better looking?
absolutely not

-Do you think you get laid more?
yes.

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
when i was in middle school, one of my farts cleared out an entire class room...
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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #44 on: October 16, 2009, 06:14:25 AM »
-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
i think we'd find the cheese in the maze at the same time.

-Do you think you're better at skating?
probably not.

-Do you think you're funnier?
no.

-Do you think you are better looking?
i think we are both handsome gentlemen.

-Do you think you get laid more?
i think i can out drink and dance him, but for the laid part i'm not so sure about.

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
Quote
when i was in middle school, one of my farts cleared out an entire class room...
that's pretty incredible so i'm going to say no.



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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #45 on: October 16, 2009, 07:49:32 AM »
 you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
No! I went to community college and studied marketing and lucked out wit a good job.

-Do you think you're better at skating?
maybe..I haven't seen him skate since he was like 12

-Do you think you're funnier?
not at all

-Do you think you are better looking?
no god damn way, he's boy band material, I could be the face of the republican party.

-Do you think you get laid more?
i live with my girlfriend, sooo maybe...but gettin' laid from different broads is way more better

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?

if I eat fried egg sandwiches and hold my poop in so I don't miss a tv program, yes yes yes.

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #46 on: October 16, 2009, 08:29:56 AM »
-Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
No, I'm still in school. I'm sure when it comes to some things I am, but overall I'll give it to him.

-Do you think you're better at skating?
Never seen him skate but I'm gonna say no.

-Do you think you're funnier?
Maybe in real life, definitely not here.

-Do you think you are better looking?
He has no pic so it's hard to judge.

-Do you think you get laid more?
No, I live with my girlfriend too.

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
Two words : fried pickles. Yes.


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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #47 on: October 16, 2009, 09:18:16 AM »
I will not post a pic of myself, just visualize. english, scottish, german and aremian, ot too easy on the eyes, but chicks dig me cause I hit them.

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #48 on: October 16, 2009, 09:34:28 AM »
I will not post a pic of myself, just visualize. english, scottish, german and aremian, ot too easy on the eyes, but chicks dig me cause I hit them.

C'mon man, just make sure your mouth isn't open in the pic and you'll be good. I'll say yes then? I don't know if 70's pornstar beats you out in the looks department though...

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #49 on: October 16, 2009, 09:36:55 AM »

-Do you think you're better at skating?
I will skate your banks and eat your grass in ways unimaginable.

-Do you think you're funnier?
His name is "crailtapper".. that says enough

-Do you think you are better looking?
No thinking was done for that question. I know i am

-Do you think you get laid more?
"Deer penis, turtle blood and angelica root potions have joined steroids and amphetamines on the list of banned drugs for Chinese Olympians."
My phallus is a drug for the heart. Come in contact with it and don't talk too much

-Do you think your farts are stinkier?
If i ever die gracefully, my body will emit the worst smell ever.

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #50 on: October 16, 2009, 10:31:11 AM »
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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #51 on: October 16, 2009, 12:35:57 PM »


-Do you think you're better at skating?
What?

-Do you think you're funnier?
no, he was really funny in that "bad touches" video


-Do you think you are better looking?
Ask Rose, down the hall, room 69


-Do you think you get laid more?
we had a hawaiin party last week


« Last Edit: October 16, 2009, 04:09:44 PM by Tico »
people like you are the people who ruin skateboarding and slap 2g

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #52 on: October 16, 2009, 12:43:19 PM »


-Do you think you get laid more?
we had a hawaiin party last week




i thought that was really funny for some reason.

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #53 on: October 23, 2009, 09:28:36 AM »


-Do you think you're better at skating?
What?

-Do you think you're funnier?
no, he was really funny in that "bad touches" video


-Do you think you are better looking?
Ask Rose, down the hall, room 69


-Do you think you get laid more?
we had a hawaiin party last week



Do you think you're smarter than the person who posted above you?
yes. i doubt he's smarter than jeff foxworthy on his best day.


Do you think you're better at skating?
on a transition, or semi-dry ditch, i will daterape the unfuckwithable.

-Do you think you're funnier?
probably to certainly.


-Do you think you are better looking?
i was deemed the black george clooney in high school. eight of out every 10 brown people in the world would jump my bones.
man or female. if i walked down f hall, i already knew the routine. some bitch likes my hair, some bitch tells me to drop the white girls.
i wanted (and have) a chick that'd put up with my shit, and put out, like a little boy scout. not some dignity shredding sister, or the likes of a fiery latina.


-Do you think you get laid more?
the average man has sex 58 times per year. i have had sex at least 58 times this month, so far.




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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #54 on: October 23, 2009, 09:37:12 AM »
-Do you think you get laid more?
the average man has sex 58 times per year. i have had sex at least 58 times this month, so far.

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #55 on: October 23, 2009, 09:57:39 AM »
i have the propensity to fuck three times, for one every one time it rains. texas has had one wet october.

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #56 on: October 23, 2009, 10:29:54 AM »
how many chicks you fuck in that library

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #57 on: October 23, 2009, 12:34:31 PM »
^

Is that fucking Charlottes Web on the shelf?!...He's in the Children's lit section! Remain in your seat!

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #58 on: October 23, 2009, 03:48:40 PM »
^

Somebody has to do the dirty work. And he's the right man for the job!

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Re: Comment On The Person Who Posted Above You
« Reply #59 on: October 24, 2009, 01:25:59 PM »
charlotte, god bless her,  told me she "wanted to get my ass raw, and uncut; no rubbers".
"some nig"